D1 Lacrosse Championship Weekend Preview

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Lacrosse is pretty gay, but it is also the only sport my people ever invented. Unless scalping or death by measles is a sport.

Wait, it's Injun or French? I forget

Injun. French Canadien fags changed some of the rules to make it the sport gays recognize today, but it was invented by Indians. Redskins used it to settle disputes between tribes without going to war, and to train young scalpers for war. Game traditionally was played sunup to sundown, and the goals were anywhere from 500 yards to somewhere near 5 MILES apart. This was not a sport for pussies, which is why the French changed it.

Napoleon spins in his teeny-tiny grave

 

[RoadDawg55]

College lacrosse isn't bad. I've watched games (or matches?) and enjoyed them.

Youth lacrosse in Washington is fucking horrible though. 95% of the kids who play are fags who suck at the real sports.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

College lacrosse isn't bad. I've watched games (or matches?) and enjoyed them.

Youth lacrosse in Washington is fucking horrible though. 95% of the kids who play are fags who suck at the real sports.

Compared to the guys you play hoops with in Cali (ILTCIT), of course they looks like fags.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

PM to @TTJ #OurPioneers

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Lacrosse is pretty gay, but it is also the only sport my people ever invented. Unless scalping or death by measles is a sport.

Wait, it's Injun or French? I forget

Injun. French Canadien fags changed some of the rules to make it the sport gays recognize today, but it was invented by Indians. Redskins used it to settle disputes between tribes without going to war, and to train young scalpers for war. Game traditionally was played sunup to sundown, and the goals were anywhere from 500 yards to somewhere near 5 MILES apart. This was not a sport for pussies, which is why the French changed it.

Cool story. For realzz

 

[TTJ]

PM to @TTJ #OurPioneers

First national champion west of Chapel Hill. No shit.

 

[CirrhosisDawg]

College lacrosse isn't bad. I've watched games (or matches?) and enjoyed them.

Youth lacrosse in Washington is fucking horrible though. 95% of the kids who play are fags who suck at the real sports.

Washington youth lacrosse superiority guy.