D1 Lacrosse Championship Weekend Preview

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GrundleStiltzkin

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It all comes down to this, lacrosse fans. Four teams enter, one team leaves as your national champion.
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In the first semifinal, #1 seeded Notre Dame takes on #4 Denver. It's a classic matchup, the Irish stalwart defense against D1's most dynamic offense in the Pioneers. Should be a nail biter.
Game 2 features two lacrosse bluebloods, Maryland versus Johns Hopkins. Despite both schools' long history with the game, their most recent championship is the Blue Jays' 2007 title, and the Terps haven't tasted ultimate glory since 1975. You'd better believe both teams want to bring home the trophy.
The championship game on Monday and both Saturday semifinals come to you on ESPN2, the runner up worldwide leader in sports.
 
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Lacrosse Dressing? It's a sport? How fast do they have to change to score?
 
Lacrosse is pretty gay, but it is also the only sport my people ever invented. Unless scalping or death by measles is a sport.
 
Lacrosse is pretty gay, but it is also the only sport my people ever invented. Unless scalping or death by measles is a sport.
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Wait, it's Injun or French? I forget
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Injun. French Canadien fags changed some of the rules to make it the sport gays recognize today, but it was invented by Indians. Redskins used it to settle disputes between tribes without going to war, and to train young scalpers for war. Game traditionally was played sunup to sundown, and the goals were anywhere from 500 yards to somewhere near 5 MILES apart. This was not a sport for pussies, which is why the French changed it.
 
Lacrosse is pretty gay, but it is also the only sport my people ever invented. Unless scalping or death by measles is a sport.
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Wait, it's Injun or French? I forget
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Injun. French Canadien fags changed some of the rules to make it the sport gays recognize today, but it was invented by Indians. Redskins used it to settle disputes between tribes without going to war, and to train young scalpers for war. Game traditionally was played sunup to sundown, and the goals were anywhere from 500 yards to somewhere near 5 MILES apart. This was not a sport for pussies, which is why the French changed it.
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No wonder the white man won.
 
Lacrosse is pretty gay, but it is also the only sport my people ever invented. Unless scalping or death by measles is a sport.
Click to expand...

Wait, it's Injun or French? I forget
Click to expand...

Injun. French Canadien fags changed some of the rules to make it the sport gays recognize today, but it was invented by Indians. Redskins used it to settle disputes between tribes without going to war, and to train young scalpers for war. Game traditionally was played sunup to sundown, and the goals were anywhere from 500 yards to somewhere near 5 MILES apart. This was not a sport for pussies, which is why the French changed it.
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Napoleon spins in his grave
 
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