D.J. Johnson, 2017 7* BUCK, Miami (Da U), FL - transferring?

Would love to get this kid, but he's the epitome of why I hate recruiting. It's probably not all his fault but he's Ruth and Kim's wet dream because he constantly keeps the door cracked and loves the attention.

So essentially the kid is just doing what
Ruth and Kim do, teasing them with the hope
card. The ultimate troll by DJ. Good for him.

He's trolling all TBS lovers. Then you think of the fact that you are caring about a 17 year old dumbass because 98% of 17 year olds are dumb and it should make a grown man feel bad about himself.

I can't believe people do this as a living. I fully understand why Chip Kelly hated recruiting. Then you factor in all of the mom's, uncles, handlers.

i can confirm this as fact.
 
Recent twitter follows... a bunch of Arizona guys and a bunch of UW guys including coach Pete. No UCLA

This kid is the biggest cocktease ever.

I will love him unconditionally if he transfers to UW or hate him for life if he doesn't.

I am nearing 40 years old.

FML
 
The first follows by DJ HIMSELF after this was decided/announced were UW... and his likes were still UW stuff if they weren't Miami stuff in the past week.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
 
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The first follows by DJ HIMSELF after this was decided/announced were UW... and his likes were still UW stuff if they weren't Miami stuff in the past week.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

Coker, imagine a world where Gaines stays, Gaskin stays, and both Eason and Johnson transfer here. Imagine that world. Call me when you are hard.
 
The first follows by DJ HIMSELF after this was decided/announced were UW... and his likes were still UW stuff if they weren't Miami stuff in the past week.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

Coker, imagine a world where Gaines stays, Gaskin stays, and both Eason and Johnson transfer here. Imagine that world. Call me when you are hard.

Pretty sure he is already jacking it, so that he can move on with his day.
 
The first follows by DJ HIMSELF after this was decided/announced were UW... and his likes were still UW stuff if they weren't Miami stuff in the past week.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

Coker, imagine a world where Gaines stays, Gaskin stays, and both Eason and Johnson transfer here. Imagine that world. Call me when you are hard.

Call already went through
 
The first follows by DJ HIMSELF after this was decided/announced were UW... and his likes were still UW stuff if they weren't Miami stuff in the past week.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

Coker, imagine a world where Gaines stays, Gaskin stays, and both Eason and Johnson transfer here. Imagine that world. Call me when you are hard.

If they pulled Martin and DJ, it puts our defense in another world. JUST ONE OF THEM WOULD BE GREAT.

Then if Gaines and Gaskin stay and Eason comes in too.

FUCK MAN.
 
The first follows by DJ HIMSELF after this was decided/announced were UW... and his likes were still UW stuff if they weren't Miami stuff in the past week.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

Coker, imagine a world where Gaines stays, Gaskin stays, and both Eason and Johnson transfer here. Imagine that world. Call me when you are hard.

If they pulled Martin and DJ, it puts our defense in another world. JUST ONE OF THEM WOULD BE GREAT.

Then if Gaines and Gaskin stay and Eason comes in too.

FUCK MAN.

Not to ruin the party but Gaines and Gaskin can't play with DJ and Eason even in this hypothetical doog fantasy world.

That's still a hell of a haul though.
 
The first follows by DJ HIMSELF after this was decided/announced were UW... and his likes were still UW stuff if they weren't Miami stuff in the past week.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

Coker, imagine a world where Gaines stays, Gaskin stays, and both Eason and Johnson transfer here. Imagine that world. Call me when you are hard.

If they pulled Martin and DJ, it puts our defense in another world. JUST ONE OF THEM WOULD BE GREAT.

Then if Gaines and Gaskin stay and Eason comes in too.

FUCK MAN.

Not to ruin the party but Gaines and Gaskin can't play with DJ and Eason even in this hypothetical doog fantasy world.

That's still a hell of a haul though.

Yeah, I know dat. But it helps for 2018 with Gaskin and Gaines back (perception continues to rise with recruits with more wins) and helps to bridge to 2019 and beyond. Then Eason, Martin, and DJ 2019 and beyond would be fantastic with all the talent we would have.
 
The first follows by DJ HIMSELF after this was decided/announced were UW... and his likes were still UW stuff if they weren't Miami stuff in the past week.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

Coker, imagine a world where Gaines stays, Gaskin stays, and both Eason and Johnson transfer here. Imagine that world. Call me when you are hard.

I thought these transfer guys are a little old for Coker but he seems excited. I'm confused now.
 
Can't allow myself to get excited. When is the last time we had a player bringing heat from the edge that looked like this guy?

Correct Answer: Too Long.

PUTMHFTE
 
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Can't allow myself to get excited. When is the last time we had a player bringing heat from the edge that looked like this guy?

Correct Answer: Too Long.

PUTMHFTE

To be fair, Mathis was playing dominantly on the edge before his injury last year
 
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