Currently Watching- Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

D3 wasn't bad, but D2 when they faced Iceland was better. You can't talk trilogies without mentioning those great cinematic adventures.
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Never saw D3. I think there's a decent debate between the original and D2 though.

One trilogy no one's mentioned for obvious reasons is Matrix. Put it in the Jaws category.
 
Raiders of the Lost Ark is a classic, and you should be bit in the balls by a snake in the seat of a floatplane.
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Get these muthafukkin snakes, off this muthafukkin floatplane
 
Not a fan do ROTLA (I like it call it ROTLA). But then, I was also the only kid in school that said Star Wars blew ass . Not a science fiction fan, contrary to the belief that I spend my off hours from Lowes playing D&D and Pokemon.
 
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APAG has this thread dialed in. All of those movies suck as do 90% of movie franchises. It's really unfortunate that the world has so many comic book geeks who nut over superheroes. Maybe PL SS was right about this board and the revenge of the nerds shit.
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Which brings up the Revenge of the Nerds trilogy...best one was the first, of course. Nerds in Paradise (2) and The Next Generation (3) were awful. The nerds had fully taken over at that point
 
Not a fan do ROTLA (I like it call it ROTLA. But then, I was also the only kid in school that said Star Wars blew ass . Not a science fiction fan, contrary to the belief that I spend my off hours from Lowes playing D&D and Pokemon.
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For a certain generation, childhood ended when one realized what a colossally whiny bitch Luke Skywalker was.
 
Not a fan do ROTLA (I like it call it ROTLA. But then, I was also the only kid in school that said Star Wars blew ass . Not a science fiction fan, contrary to the belief that I spend my off hours from Lowes playing D&D and Pokemon.
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For a certain generation, childhood ended when one realized what a colossally whiny bitch Luke Skywalker was.
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This. It's funny, because running around at 11 years old or whatever I pretty much thought Luke was a bad ass. By 15 I was like "why is this douche such a faggot?"
 
This thread really delivered well played guys. Sure beats threads like "Hey my kid got into UW can I get a congrats?"
 
Not a fan do ROTLA (I like it call it ROTLA. But then, I was also the only kid in school that said Star Wars blew ass . Not a science fiction fan, contrary to the belief that I spend my off hours from Lowes playing D&D and Pokemon.
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For a certain generation, childhood ended when one realized what a colossally whiny bitch Luke Skywalker was.
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This. It's funny, because running around at 11 years old or whatever I pretty much thought Luke was a bad ass. By 15 I was like "why is this douche such a faggot?"
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Would Luke hit it?

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Probably not.
 
No, he would whine and shit, then ask Ben for help. Faggot.
 
Not a fan do ROTLA (I like it call it ROTLA. But then, I was also the only kid in school that said Star Wars blew ass . Not a science fiction fan, contrary to the belief that I spend my off hours from Lowes playing D&D and Pokemon.
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For a certain generation, childhood ended when one realized what a colossally whiny bitch Luke Skywalker was.
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This. It's funny, because running around at 11 years old or whatever I pretty much thought Luke was a bad ass. By 15 I was like "why is this douche such a faggot?"
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Would Luke hit it?

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Probably not.
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Almost forgot, BRB JO.

For real.
 
(Something needs to replace College Doog's Friday Football Forecast...)
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I could write a column after each game where I give orange slices and capri suns to one player from the offense, defense, and special teams.

Might have to raise subscription costs to $11.95 with that kind of premium content
 
Not a fan do ROTLA (I like it call it ROTLA. But then, I was also the only kid in school that said Star Wars blew ass . Not a science fiction fan, contrary to the belief that I spend my off hours from Lowes playing D&D and Pokemon.
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For a certain generation, childhood ended when one realized what a colossally whiny bitch Luke Skywalker was.
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This. It's funny, because running around at 11 years old or whatever I pretty much thought Luke was a bad ass. By 15 I was like "why is this douche such a faggot?"
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Would Luke hit it?

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Probably not.
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I was sitting in the basement today wishing I had a boner in my sweatpants. Remembered this pic and beelined straight to it. Boner mission accomplished.

Maybe my tattoo fetish is giving way to a nerd fetish or some shit, or my repressed slave suit Leia fantasies are remerging. I don't know what it is, but I would drag my balls through broken glass to bang this bitch. Bravo Zulu.
 
Raiders of the Lost Ark is a classic, and you should be bit in the balls by a snake in the seat of a floatplane.
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The floatplane scene was filmed in Hawaii and Harrison Ford couldn't make the jump/swing on the rope into the river so a Hawaiian lady did the stunt instead. CSB
 
Raiders of the Lost Ark is a classic, and you should be bit in the balls by a snake in the seat of a floatplane.
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The floatplane scene was filmed in Hawaii and Harrison Ford couldn't make the jump/swing on the rope into the river so a Hawaiian lady did the stunt instead. CSB
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Could have used a stunt person here as well

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I've never seen any of the Indiana Jones movies. I bought the trilogy and was excited to watch it. The first one fucking blows. What a pile of shit. How did a sequel ever get made? Just awful.
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Perhaps it was a time and a place kind of thing. Movie kicked total ass when it came out. The trilogy is odd in that the 3rd one was the best. That rarely happens.
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Agreed. One can't compare to what you see now, but to what was around then. It was pretty good.

Plus, if you want to talk about blowing, watch the 2nd one.
 
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