Cuog commit returns the couch

[PurpleThrobber]

That guy is 6'6" 280?

Not a chance in hell.

 

[animate]

Got to be some funny prank. Probably got some friends to don the wsu gear to drum up some free pub.

I mean look at him - very unathletic. Looks like he's getting recruited for the chess club.

 

[Boner]

That guy is 6'6" 280?

A standard door frame is 6'-8" high. That kid ain't 6-6.

Door appears to only be 2-8 wide, likely 6 panel hallow core, so he probably only weighs 215, 221 tops.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

@TyPenningtonCuog true???!?

 

[LesGrossman]

Door appears to only be 2-8 wide, likely 6 panel hallow core, so he probably only weighs 215, 221 tops.

Door dimension superiority guy...

 

[CuntWaffle]

Just had an in home visit 2 days ago. Way to close the deal.https://twitter.com/AlecAndERson75/status/936412314399416320

Pretty sure I saw those 2 "recruiters" on a used car sales lot on highway 99.

 

[NEsnake12]

I feel like his entire existence is a WHOOSH. But it isn't. I'm so confused

 

[GreenRiverGatorz]

Just had an in home visit 2 days ago. Way to close the deal.https://twitter.com/AlecAndERson75/status/936412314399416320

Lol, does this chucklefuck even have calves?

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Wasn't there a high school kid about 5 years who faked his recruitment to the point the high school had some ceremony for him?

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Wasn't there a high school kid about 5 years who faked his recruitment to the point the high school had some ceremony for him?

Yes. This has to be one of those. I just took a shit that looks more athletic than this kid.

 

[Swaye]

Wasn't there a high school kid about 5 years who faked his recruitment to the point the high school had some ceremony for him?

Yes. This has to be one of those. I just took a shit that looks more athletic than this kid.

Pics?

 

[UWhuskytskeet]

Wasn't there a high school kid about 5 years who faked his recruitment to the point the high school had some ceremony for him?

 

[animate]

Why are those guys wearing golf polos with the swoosh and supposed wsu cougar logo ... On different chests? Seems legit.

 

[WilburHooksHands]

My new fav thread everything about this is gold.

 

[backthepack]

Wow he looks like a tub of goo. Chimp's gunna have it rolling down in Westchester?!??? Pretty soon

 

[Slmdawg]

Just had an in home visit 2 days ago. Way to close the deal.https://twitter.com/AlecAndERson75/status/936412314399416320

Pretty sure I saw those 2 "recruiters" on a used car sales lot on highway 99.

Buy here, pay here. In house financing for outhouse credit.