Cristobol reels in 400 pound whale!

Is he wearing a retard helmet? Also, sleeves look pretty full IMO.

At least we know he won’t drown in a river!
 
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Call me crazy but I Trust Cristobal, a two time National Champion as a lineman for Miami and the line coach for Alabama, to identify, evaluate and develop OL talent.
 
Yeah, but this is hardcore husky where even our Dawgs are susceptible to being roasted mercilessly.
 
He got demoted from the OL coach position, hth!

Cristobal “was hired by Nick Saban to become Alabama's assistant head coach, offensive line coach, and recruiting coordinator.[11]

Cristobal was an elite recruiter at Alabama, finishing No. 1 in the national 247Sports composite rankings in each of his four seasons.[12] He was named the National Recruiter of the Year by 247Sports in the 2015 cycle and in 2016 he was ranked as the nation’s No. 2 recruiter in the country by 247Sports.

Cristobal’s Alabama offensive line was awarded as the nations best in 2015, winning the inaugural Joe Moore Award given to the toughest, most physical line in the nation.[13] His offensive line ranked in the top 25 nationally in sacks allowed in each of his first two seasons. Alabama’s offensive lines produced standout players and NFL draft picks under Cristobal, including first-team All-American and 2015 first-round draft pick Ryan Kelly and 2014 freshman All-American Cam Robinson, who went on to win the Outland Trophy in Cristobal’s final year with Alabama.[14]
 
Call me crazy but I Trust Cristobal, a two time National Champion as a lineman for Miami and the line coach for Alabama, to identify, evaluate and develop OL talent.

I mean Arkansas thought they would dominate with a massive O Line and a meathead coach pumping up his running game. He even had some prior success as a hc at Wisconsin not some bullshit about his playing days and holding Sabans cigar box. Razorbacks probably even had a BIG back which Oregon doesn't.

Just shut the fuck up until you win something on the road, compete for your own division, and beat your rival cuogs.

I'm going to be laughing my ass off watching you losers sit in the pouring rain in Seattle while Herbert shits all over himself and your coach screams his ass off at the wefs.
 
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Call me crazy but I Trust Cristobal, a two time National Champion as a lineman for Miami and the line coach for Alabama, to identify, evaluate and develop OL talent.

I'm sure a lot of doogs trusted Sark too when he beat USC his first season as UW's head coach.
 
Canzano: Oregon Ducks coach Mario Cristobal on what Nick Saban told him about recruiting bigger players
https://www.oregonlive.com/sports/o...2018/08/canzano_oregon_ducks_coach_mar_3.html

On recruiting bigger players at Oregon:

Said Cristobal: "I had a really good mentor at that last place I was at. (Alabama coach Nick Saban) always used to tell me, 'You know why they have weight divisions in boxing? So the big guy doesn't annihilate the little guy. Bring me big guys.'"
 
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On recruiting bigger players at Oregon:

“Said Cristobal: "I had a really good mentor at that last place I was at. (Alabama coach Nick Saban) always used to tell me, 'You know why they have weight divisions in boxing? So the big guy doesn't annihilate the little guy. Bring me big guys.'"

Canzano: Oregon Ducks coach Mario Cristobal on what Nick Saban told him about recruiting bigger players
https://www.oregonlive.com/sports/o...2018/08/canzano_oregon_ducks_coach_mar_3.html

Yes I work in Portland and have heard this many times. This is the kind of shit that dumb fucktard fans eat up while ignoring what a tiny d line did to him in Pullman.
 
Call me crazy but I Trust Cristobal, a two time National Champion as a lineman for Miami and the line coach for Alabama, to identify, evaluate and develop OL talent.

No. I'm going with the pretend racist black guy from Tacoma.
 
Ha ha ha so Drunk Sark = Mario Cristobal..........that’s hilarious.

Sark has accomplished just as much as Christo.

They both even have embarrassing losses to Boise in the Vegas bowl.
 
There's this thing called athleticism that's kinda important for good O-line play. Alabama recruits lineman that are both big AND athletic. Oregon take guys that are just big and lack athleticism. That's the difference. Gonna be hilarious watching the penetration those slow footed fat fucks give up to small Pac-12 speed D-lines. Oregon is fucked.
 
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Wait strike that Sark won a holiday bowl. Christo has a RedBox bowl against MSU who didn't give a fuck to be on the west coast.

Sark is officially better atm.
 
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