Cristobal spotted at Auburn airport

lol in his presser at the beginning he says, "I haven't been contacted nor has my agent that I know of because my agent hasn't said anything to me." To the end of his presser he said Everything will be worked out in the next few days... which one the fuck is it Mario. There is a lie in there somewhere.
 
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Can you say this is beginning to get chinteresting???👀👀
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How did weº not see the real script earlier? Next Oregon corch,
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It's basically not possible unless Phil could hand him Nike or something. But if somehow he did, this place would literally become Jones Town.
 
Even though Oregon is backing into the title game I have to think that Mario is wondering about the future of Pac 12 football. You gotta go if they offer. Hell Jimmy would.

The Pac 12 is first timers[/b] like Jimmy and Rolo (NOGA about WSU), the recycled like Dorrell, the semi retired like Shaw, and a bunch of dreck like Clay and Bad Chippy.

And Jonathon Smith!
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You know, it seriously bothers me that this is true. There are a lot of great things about the Pac 12. It's just that football isn't one of them.
 
What are the odds Oregon hires Sark?
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Zero. Because I think God hates me.

They'll hire Urbs and buttfuck us? for the next howeverlonghesthere. And then I'll die.
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If Mario left, Oregon would only go after Wilcox to make sure they get a guy who doesn’t abandon them again. And go 8-4 for a decade
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Not sure about that. Coaching stability has become rather overrated unless you land a Saban. Oregon has probably become used to, and dare I say maybe getting pretty good at, going and finding a new coach.

It's the new normal. Washington was giddy because they thought they found a guy who was top drawer and who wanted to finish here, "guaranteeing" a 10-year run minimum. Didn't happen. You think Jimmy will be here long? He's either going to be really bad (69% chance) or really good (31% chance). Either way, he's out of here. There are no more DJs.
 
Oregon's last hires were Taggert and Christo, so now they're going to get Urban and force him to recruit to Eugene when he'll have LA and Austin as choices?

Skeptical.
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I agree with you about saying no to Texas and yes to Oregon just on blue blood bases; but the recruiting wouldn't be the issue. He is his own center of gravity for recruiting purposes, and Mario has shown he can do it.

They're rigth on top of Cali. Just like Oklahomo is right on top of Texas. They can get kids to come. I know this is your fundamental theory of everything, but your version of Iron Laws was always as bad as Auburndawg's.

Urban MF Meyer could take over Alaska Fairbanks and get kids from Louisiana to come play for him.
 
What’s going to happen is Oregon will go get Sark. We will all tell ourselves he is new and improved.

I will be inconsolable like a Jamie Dutton beat down from his sister on this bored.
 
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What’s going to happen is Oregon will go get Sark. We will all tell ourselves he is new and improved.

I will be inconsolable like a Jamie Dutton beat down from his sister on this bored.
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Sark will be great for recruiting!
 
What’s going to happen is Oregon will go get Sark. We will all tell ourselves he is new and improved.

I will be inconsolable like a Jamie Dutton beat down from his sister on this bored.
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Sark will be great for recruiting!
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Sark was so bad against Oregon though. I can't see anybody in the Yuge being excited about that, sober or not.
 
Oregon's last hires were Taggert and Christo, so now they're going to get Urban and force him to recruit to Eugene when he'll have LA and Austin as choices?

Skeptical.
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I agree with you about saying no to Texas and yes to Oregon just on blue blood bases; but the recruiting wouldn't be the issue. He is his own center of gravity for recruiting purposes, and Mario has shown he can do it.

They're rigth on top of Cali. Just like Oklahomo is right on top of Texas. They can get kids to come. I know this is your fundamental theory of everything, but your version of Iron Laws was always as bad as Auburndawg's.

Urban MF Meyer could take over Alaska Fairbanks and get kids from Louisiana to come play for him.
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Urban is likely not going to a state with weak talent production, even with Nike resources. He didn't need Nike to win trophies at Florida and Ohio St. Both were in strong recruiting states. Texas or USC would be much easier to win at than Oregon, not least because you wouldn't have to COMPETE against those schools if you had one of those jobs. And the recruiting is just too easy at those places.

It would be much easier to dominate the Big 12 than the Pac, despite what some think, I think Texas is a better spot for him.
 
What’s going to happen is Oregon will go get Sark. We will all tell ourselves he is new and improved.

I will be inconsolable like a Jamie Dutton beat down from his sister on this bored.
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Sark will be great for recruiting!
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Sark was so bad against Oregon though. I can't see anybody in the Yuge being excited about that, sober or not.
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UW/USC will negative recruit the shit out of him. That would be a horrendous hire for Oregon
 
What’s going to happen is Oregon will go get Sark. We will all tell ourselves he is new and improved.

I will be inconsolable like a Jamie Dutton beat down from his sister on this bored.
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Sark will be great for recruiting!
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Great evaluator of talent...
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Once he recruits 3 or 4 classes we can hire Crisp out of retirement and finish the job.
 
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Oregon's last hires were Taggert and Christo, so now they're going to get Urban and force him to recruit to Eugene when he'll have LA and Austin as choices?

Skeptical.
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I agree with you about saying no to Texas and yes to Oregon just on blue blood bases; but the recruiting wouldn't be the issue. He is his own center of gravity for recruiting purposes, and Mario has shown he can do it.

They're rigth on top of Cali. Just like Oklahomo is right on top of Texas. They can get kids to come. I know this is your fundamental theory of everything, but your version of Iron Laws was always as bad as Auburndawg's.

Urban MF Meyer could take over Alaska Fairbanks and get kids from Louisiana to come play for him.
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Urban is likely not going to a state with weak talent production, even with Nike resources. He didn't need Nike to win trophies at Florida and Ohio St. Both were in strong recruiting states. Texas or USC would be much easier to win at than Oregon, not least because you wouldn't have to COMPETE against those schools if you had one of those jobs. And the recruiting is just too easy at those places.

It would be much easier to dominate the Big 12 than the Pac, despite what some think, I think Texas is a better spot for him.
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Urban sounds like he is done
 
What’s going to happen is Oregon will go get Sark. We will all tell ourselves he is new and improved.

I will be inconsolable like a Jamie Dutton beat down from his sister on this bored.
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Sark will be great for recruiting!
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Sark was so bad against Oregon though. I can't see anybody in the Yuge being excited about that, sober or not.
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UW/USC will negative recruit the shit out of him. That would be a horrendous hire for Oregon
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Helton’s negative recruiting sound as Magoo as the man?
 
Even though Oregon is backing into the title game I have to think that Mario is wondering about the future of Pac 12 football. You gotta go if they offer. Hell Jimmy would.

The Pac 12 is first timers[/b] like Jimmy and Rolo (NOGA about WSU), the recycled like Dorrell, the semi retired like Shaw, and a bunch of dreck like Clay and Bad Chippy.

And Jonathon Smith!
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You know, it seriously bothers me that this is true. There are a lot of great things about the Pac 12. It's just that football isn't one of them.
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So funny back in 2004-2008 the Pac had Pete Carroll, Chip Kelly (at his peak), and Jim Harbaugh (at his peak). It was a great conference with great teams and coaches. In fact the coaches were so good that they got hired in the NFL and a couple of them got to the Super Bowl.

No fucking SEC coach is going to coach in the NFL, nor have they in the past with any success.

Stuff is cyclical, but just 10 years ago the Pac had the most innovative offenses and coaches in the game.
 
What’s going to happen is Oregon will go get Sark. We will all tell ourselves he is new and improved.

I will be inconsolable like a Jamie Dutton beat down from his sister on this bored.
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Sark will be great for recruiting!
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Sark was so bad against Oregon though. I can't see anybody in the Yuge being excited about that, sober or not.
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UW/USC will negative recruit the shit out of him. That would be a horrendous hire for Oregon
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Helton’s negative recruiting sound as Magoo as the man?
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At least Helton didn’t come to practice blackout drunk
 
Oregon's last hires were Taggert and Christo, so now they're going to get Urban and force him to recruit to Eugene when he'll have LA and Austin as choices?

Skeptical.
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I agree with you about saying no to Texas and yes to Oregon just on blue blood bases; but the recruiting wouldn't be the issue. He is his own center of gravity for recruiting purposes, and Mario has shown he can do it.

They're rigth on top of Cali. Just like Oklahomo is right on top of Texas. They can get kids to come. I know this is your fundamental theory of everything, but your version of Iron Laws was always as bad as Auburndawg's.

Urban MF Meyer could take over Alaska Fairbanks and get kids from Louisiana to come play for him.
Click to expand...

Urban is likely not going to a state with weak talent production, even with Nike resources. He didn't need Nike to win trophies at Florida and Ohio St. Both were in strong recruiting states. Texas or USC would be much easier to win at than Oregon, not least because you wouldn't have to COMPETE against those schools if you had one of those jobs. And the recruiting is just too easy at those places.

It would be much easier to dominate the Big 12 than the Pac, despite what some think, I think Texas is a better spot for him.
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He won at Utah though. A one loss team still makes the playoffs out of the pac. There has got to be a coach that has the vision.
 
What’s going to happen is Oregon will go get Sark. We will all tell ourselves he is new and improved.

I will be inconsolable like a Jamie Dutton beat down from his sister on this bored.
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Sark will be great for recruiting!
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Sark was so bad against Oregon though. I can't see anybody in the Yuge being excited about that, sober or not.
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UW/USC will negative recruit the shit out of him. That would be a horrendous hire for Oregon
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Helton’s negative recruiting sound as Magoo as the man?
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At least Helton didn’t come to practice blackout drunk
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Sark was a wreck. That’s for sure.
 
What’s going to happen is Oregon will go get Sark. We will all tell ourselves he is new and improved.

I will be inconsolable like a Jamie Dutton beat down from his sister on this bored.
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Sark will be great for recruiting!
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Sark was so bad against Oregon though. I can't see anybody in the Yuge being excited about that, sober or not.
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UW/USC will negative recruit the shit out of him. That would be a horrendous hire for Oregon
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Helton’s negative recruiting sound as Magoo as the man?
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Are we sure Helton isn’t drunk? Kelly wasn’t the Oregon coach until 2009 says google. So the 2004-08 being the pac 12 peak for coaches seems like a stretch.
 
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