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What's the pink text bubble say?
Edit: enlarged and was able to decipher "Yessir I wouldn't want to play for another coach"
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So for those not following, JHop posted an update at 4:30 basically saying Auburn offered last night, Oregon countered and now Auburn has re-countered. ScoopDuck went all ScoopDuck, knowing that we can’t match Auburn dollar for dollar. Then out of nowhere, JHop nuked the thread and posted the cryptic update above when his subscribers rightfully got pissed. Now we’re all waiting on a presser at 6PM where I’m sure we’ll get a bunch of coach speak and “I want to talk about USC.”
Things are going swimmingly in the world of Ducks football tonight. Rejoice Huskies, rejoice.
http://twitter.com/auburnplane/status/1338642547816730635?s=21
http://twitter.com/auburnplane/status/1338642547816730635?s=21
I can't decide if it's someone fucking with Oregon, or Auburn. Eh, probably Auburn.
It's amateurish, but whatever.
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http://twitter.com/auburnplane/status/1338642547816730635?s=21
I can't decide if it's someone fucking with Oregon, or Auburn. Eh, probably Auburn.
It's amateurish, but whatever.
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The crude photoshop in MSPaint of “auburn” is pretty lol
So for those not following, JHop posted an update at 4:30 basically saying Auburn offered last night, Oregon countered and now Auburn has re-countered. ScoopDuck went all ScoopDuck, knowing that we can’t match Auburn dollar for dollar. Then out of nowhere, JHop nuked the thread and posted the cryptic update above when his subscribers rightfully got pissed. Now we’re all waiting on a presser at 6PM where I’m sure we’ll get a bunch of coach speak and “I want to talk about USC.”
Things are going swimmingly in the world of Ducks football tonight. Rejoice Huskies, rejoice.
Cool name, now leave.
I don’t want to speak out of turn here, but you sound like one of us.
So for those not following, JHop posted an update at 4:30 basically saying Auburn offered last night, Oregon countered and now Auburn has re-countered. ScoopDuck went all ScoopDuck, knowing that we can’t match Auburn dollar for dollar. Then out of nowhere, JHop nuked the thread and posted the cryptic update above when his subscribers rightfully got pissed. Now we’re all waiting on a presser at 6PM where I’m sure we’ll get a bunch of coach speak and “I want to talk about USC.”
Things are going swimmingly in the world of Ducks football tonight. Rejoice Huskies, rejoice.
Cool name, now leave.
Nah, I rather like it here.
1) It’s free
2) I can cuss without a bunch of dipshits getting their panties in a bunch when I call our fans dumbfucks
2a) I can get reaffirmation from our I5 rivals about how big of dumbfucks our fans can be
2b) You’ll highlight new inbred Springtucky Duck fans for me to laugh at
3) It’s not an echo chamber of a bunch of numbnut 20 something scream typing Scoducks when they don’t know who Dennis Dixon is
So for those not following, JHop posted an update at 4:30 basically saying Auburn offered last night, Oregon countered and now Auburn has re-countered. ScoopDuck went all ScoopDuck, knowing that we can’t match Auburn dollar for dollar. Then out of nowhere, JHop nuked the thread and posted the cryptic update above when his subscribers rightfully got pissed. Now we’re all waiting on a presser at 6PM where I’m sure we’ll get a bunch of coach speak and “I want to talk about USC.”
Things are going swimmingly in the world of Ducks football tonight. Rejoice Huskies, rejoice.
Cool name, now leave.
Nah, I rather like it here.
1) It’s free
2) I can cuss without a bunch of dipshits getting their panties in a bunch when I call our fans dumbfucks
2a) I can get reaffirmation from our I5 rivals about how big of dumbfucks our fans can be
2b) You’ll highlight new inbred Springtucky Duck fans for me to laugh at
3) It’s not an echo chamber of a bunch of numbnut 20 something scream typing Scoducks when they don’t know who Dennis Dixon is
So for those not following, JHop posted an update at 4:30 basically saying Auburn offered last night, Oregon countered and now Auburn has re-countered. ScoopDuck went all ScoopDuck, knowing that we can’t match Auburn dollar for dollar. Then out of nowhere, JHop nuked the thread and posted the cryptic update above when his subscribers rightfully got pissed. Now we’re all waiting on a presser at 6PM where I’m sure we’ll get a bunch of coach speak and “I want to talk about USC.”
Things are going swimmingly in the world of Ducks football tonight. Rejoice Huskies, rejoice.
Cool name, now leave.
Nah, I rather like it here.
1) It’s free
2) I can cuss without a bunch of dipshits getting their panties in a bunch when I call our fans dumbfucks
2a) I can get reaffirmation from our I5 rivals about how big of dumbfucks our fans can be
2b) You’ll highlight new inbred Springtucky Duck fans for me to laugh at
3) It’s not an echo chamber of a bunch of numbnut 20 something scream typing Scoducks when they don’t know who Dennis Dixon is
I don’t want to speak out of turn here, but you sound like one of us.
So for those not following, JHop posted an update at 4:30 basically saying Auburn offered last night, Oregon countered and now Auburn has re-countered. ScoopDuck went all ScoopDuck, knowing that we can’t match Auburn dollar for dollar. Then out of nowhere, JHop nuked the thread and posted the cryptic update above when his subscribers rightfully got pissed. Now we’re all waiting on a presser at 6PM where I’m sure we’ll get a bunch of coach speak and “I want to talk about USC.”
Things are going swimmingly in the world of Ducks football tonight. Rejoice Huskies, rejoice.
Cool name, now leave.
Nah, I rather like it here.
1) It’s free
2) I can cuss without a bunch of dipshits getting their panties in a bunch when I call our fans dumbfucks
2a) I can get reaffirmation from our I5 rivals about how big of dumbfucks our fans can be
2b) You’ll highlight new inbred Springtucky Duck fans for me to laugh at
3) It’s not an echo chamber of a bunch of numbnut 20 something scream typing Scoducks when they don’t know who Dennis Dixon is
My stepson, 26, grew up in Portland and quite fits that latter description. I have to suppress my murderous fantasies on the regular.I don’t want to speak out of turn here, but you sound like one of us.
So for those not following, JHop posted an update at 4:30 basically saying Auburn offered last night, Oregon countered and now Auburn has re-countered. ScoopDuck went all ScoopDuck, knowing that we can’t match Auburn dollar for dollar. Then out of nowhere, JHop nuked the thread and posted the cryptic update above when his subscribers rightfully got pissed. Now we’re all waiting on a presser at 6PM where I’m sure we’ll get a bunch of coach speak and “I want to talk about USC.”
Things are going swimmingly in the world of Ducks football tonight. Rejoice Huskies, rejoice.
Cool name, now leave.
Nah, I rather like it here.
1) It’s free
2) I can cuss without a bunch of dipshits getting their panties in a bunch when I call our fans dumbfucks
2a) I can get reaffirmation from our I5 rivals about how big of dumbfucks our fans can be
2b) You’ll highlight new inbred Springtucky Duck fans for me to laugh at
3) It’s not an echo chamber of a bunch of numbnut 20 something scream typing Scoducks when they don’t know who Dennis Dixon is
I can 100% assure you I’m a Duck fan through and through. Graduated in 2008, have flown to Michigan, Tennessee, Virginia and pretty much every Pac-12 locale to see them play. If I can figure out how to upload pictures, I’ll post pics of my diploma and closet full of Oregon gear.
As much as you hate our fan base, there’s a high likelihood I hate them more, hence me coming here. I support the team through and through, hate UW with an undying passion (except for the guys I tailgated with in 2019, they were cool) but acknowledge that a pretty decent chunk of our fan base are just a bunch of less accomplished Nick Cody’s and dudes from NorCal or Lake Oswego who vape and scream Scoducks as they leave the game at halftime after showing up halfway through the first quarter.
I don’t want to speak out of turn here, but you sound like one of us.
So for those not following, JHop posted an update at 4:30 basically saying Auburn offered last night, Oregon countered and now Auburn has re-countered. ScoopDuck went all ScoopDuck, knowing that we can’t match Auburn dollar for dollar. Then out of nowhere, JHop nuked the thread and posted the cryptic update above when his subscribers rightfully got pissed. Now we’re all waiting on a presser at 6PM where I’m sure we’ll get a bunch of coach speak and “I want to talk about USC.”
Things are going swimmingly in the world of Ducks football tonight. Rejoice Huskies, rejoice.
Cool name, now leave.
Nah, I rather like it here.
1) It’s free
2) I can cuss without a bunch of dipshits getting their panties in a bunch when I call our fans dumbfucks
2a) I can get reaffirmation from our I5 rivals about how big of dumbfucks our fans can be
2b) You’ll highlight new inbred Springtucky Duck fans for me to laugh at
3) It’s not an echo chamber of a bunch of numbnut 20 something scream typing Scoducks when they don’t know who Dennis Dixon is
I can 100% assure you I’m a Duck fan through and through. Graduated in 2008, have flown to Michigan, Tennessee, Virginia and pretty much every Pac-12 locale to see them play. If I can figure out how to upload pictures, I’ll post pics of my diploma and closet full of Oregon gear.
As much as you hate our fan base, there’s a high likelihood I hate them more, hence me coming here. I support the team through and through, hate UW with an undying passion (except for the guys I tailgated with in 2019, they were cool) but acknowledge that a pretty decent chunk of our fan base are just a bunch of less accomplished Nick Cody’s and dudes from NorCal or Lake Oswego who vape and scream Scoducks as they leave the game at halftime after showing up halfway through the first quarter.

I don’t want to speak out of turn here, but you sound like one of us.
So for those not following, JHop posted an update at 4:30 basically saying Auburn offered last night, Oregon countered and now Auburn has re-countered. ScoopDuck went all ScoopDuck, knowing that we can’t match Auburn dollar for dollar. Then out of nowhere, JHop nuked the thread and posted the cryptic update above when his subscribers rightfully got pissed. Now we’re all waiting on a presser at 6PM where I’m sure we’ll get a bunch of coach speak and “I want to talk about USC.”
Things are going swimmingly in the world of Ducks football tonight. Rejoice Huskies, rejoice.
Cool name, now leave.
Nah, I rather like it here.
1) It’s free
2) I can cuss without a bunch of dipshits getting their panties in a bunch when I call our fans dumbfucks
2a) I can get reaffirmation from our I5 rivals about how big of dumbfucks our fans can be
2b) You’ll highlight new inbred Springtucky Duck fans for me to laugh at
3) It’s not an echo chamber of a bunch of numbnut 20 something scream typing Scoducks when they don’t know who Dennis Dixon is
I can 100% assure you I’m a Duck fan through and through. Graduated in 2008, have flown to Michigan, Tennessee, Virginia and pretty much every Pac-12 locale to see them play. If I can figure out how to upload pictures, I’ll post pics of my diploma and closet full of Oregon gear.
As much as you hate our fan base, there’s a high likelihood I hate them more, hence me coming here. I support the team through and through, hate UW with an undying passion (except for the guys I tailgated with in 2019, they were cool) but acknowledge that a pretty decent chunk of our fan base are just a bunch of less accomplished Nick Cody’s and dudes from NorCal or Lake Oswego who vape and scream Scoducks as they leave the game at halftime after showing up halfway through the first quarter.
I don’t want to speak out of turn here, but you sound like one of us.
So for those not following, JHop posted an update at 4:30 basically saying Auburn offered last night, Oregon countered and now Auburn has re-countered. ScoopDuck went all ScoopDuck, knowing that we can’t match Auburn dollar for dollar. Then out of nowhere, JHop nuked the thread and posted the cryptic update above when his subscribers rightfully got pissed. Now we’re all waiting on a presser at 6PM where I’m sure we’ll get a bunch of coach speak and “I want to talk about USC.”
Things are going swimmingly in the world of Ducks football tonight. Rejoice Huskies, rejoice.
Cool name, now leave.
Nah, I rather like it here.
1) It’s free
2) I can cuss without a bunch of dipshits getting their panties in a bunch when I call our fans dumbfucks
2a) I can get reaffirmation from our I5 rivals about how big of dumbfucks our fans can be
2b) You’ll highlight new inbred Springtucky Duck fans for me to laugh at
3) It’s not an echo chamber of a bunch of numbnut 20 something scream typing Scoducks when they don’t know who Dennis Dixon is
I can 100% assure you I’m a Duck fan through and through. Graduated in 2008, have flown to Michigan, Tennessee, Virginia and pretty much every Pac-12 locale to see them play. If I can figure out how to upload pictures, I’ll post pics of my diploma and closet full of Oregon gear.
As much as you hate our fan base, there’s a high likelihood I hate them more, hence me coming here. I support the team through and through, hate UW with an undying passion (except for the guys I tailgated with in 2019, they were cool) but acknowledge that a pretty decent chunk of our fan base are just a bunch of less accomplished Nick Cody’s and dudes from NorCal or Lake Oswego who vape and scream Scoducks as they leave the game at halftime after showing up halfway through the first quarter.
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I don’t want to speak out of turn here, but you sound like one of us.
So for those not following, JHop posted an update at 4:30 basically saying Auburn offered last night, Oregon countered and now Auburn has re-countered. ScoopDuck went all ScoopDuck, knowing that we can’t match Auburn dollar for dollar. Then out of nowhere, JHop nuked the thread and posted the cryptic update above when his subscribers rightfully got pissed. Now we’re all waiting on a presser at 6PM where I’m sure we’ll get a bunch of coach speak and “I want to talk about USC.”
Things are going swimmingly in the world of Ducks football tonight. Rejoice Huskies, rejoice.
Cool name, now leave.
Nah, I rather like it here.
1) It’s free
2) I can cuss without a bunch of dipshits getting their panties in a bunch when I call our fans dumbfucks
2a) I can get reaffirmation from our I5 rivals about how big of dumbfucks our fans can be
2b) You’ll highlight new inbred Springtucky Duck fans for me to laugh at
3) It’s not an echo chamber of a bunch of numbnut 20 something scream typing Scoducks when they don’t know who Dennis Dixon is
I can 100% assure you I’m a Duck fan through and through. Graduated in 2008, have flown to Michigan, Tennessee, Virginia and pretty much every Pac-12 locale to see them play. If I can figure out how to upload pictures, I’ll post pics of my diploma and closet full of Oregon gear.
As much as you hate our fan base, there’s a high likelihood I hate them more, hence me coming here. I support the team through and through, hate UW with an undying passion (except for the guys I tailgated with in 2019, they were cool) but acknowledge that a pretty decent chunk of our fan base are just a bunch of less accomplished Nick Cody’s and dudes from NorCal or Lake Oswego who vape and scream Scoducks as they leave the game at halftime after showing up halfway through the first quarter.
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Be better to post a picture of Fentress and his fat pompous face if you’re gonna try and pick a public figure to rag on Duck fans. Maybe you folks have been spared his “I used to play semi-pro football, I know more than you”’ shtick, only to block everyone who reminds him that his semi-pro experience was the equivalent of someone playing Tuesday night beer league softball saying that they played semi-pro baseball.
With that being said, definitely understand why UW fans despise JHop but he’s the best insider we have. Hate on him all you want, but he’s right more than he’s wrong when it was to Oregon football inside info.

I don’t want to speak out of turn here, but you sound like one of us.
So for those not following, JHop posted an update at 4:30 basically saying Auburn offered last night, Oregon countered and now Auburn has re-countered. ScoopDuck went all ScoopDuck, knowing that we can’t match Auburn dollar for dollar. Then out of nowhere, JHop nuked the thread and posted the cryptic update above when his subscribers rightfully got pissed. Now we’re all waiting on a presser at 6PM where I’m sure we’ll get a bunch of coach speak and “I want to talk about USC.”
Things are going swimmingly in the world of Ducks football tonight. Rejoice Huskies, rejoice.
Cool name, now leave.
Nah, I rather like it here.
1) It’s free
2) I can cuss without a bunch of dipshits getting their panties in a bunch when I call our fans dumbfucks
2a) I can get reaffirmation from our I5 rivals about how big of dumbfucks our fans can be
2b) You’ll highlight new inbred Springtucky Duck fans for me to laugh at
3) It’s not an echo chamber of a bunch of numbnut 20 something scream typing Scoducks when they don’t know who Dennis Dixon is
I can 100% assure you I’m a Duck fan through and through. Graduated in 2008, have flown to Michigan, Tennessee, Virginia and pretty much every Pac-12 locale to see them play. If I can figure out how to upload pictures, I’ll post pics of my diploma and closet full of Oregon gear.
As much as you hate our fan base, there’s a high likelihood I hate them more, hence me coming here. I support the team through and through, hate UW with an undying passion (except for the guys I tailgated with in 2019, they were cool) but acknowledge that a pretty decent chunk of our fan base are just a bunch of less accomplished Nick Cody’s and dudes from NorCal or Lake Oswego who vape and scream Scoducks as they leave the game at halftime after showing up halfway through the first quarter.
Last paragraph is 100% accurate. Incredible
I don’t want to speak out of turn here, but you sound like one of us.
So for those not following, JHop posted an update at 4:30 basically saying Auburn offered last night, Oregon countered and now Auburn has re-countered. ScoopDuck went all ScoopDuck, knowing that we can’t match Auburn dollar for dollar. Then out of nowhere, JHop nuked the thread and posted the cryptic update above when his subscribers rightfully got pissed. Now we’re all waiting on a presser at 6PM where I’m sure we’ll get a bunch of coach speak and “I want to talk about USC.”
Things are going swimmingly in the world of Ducks football tonight. Rejoice Huskies, rejoice.
Cool name, now leave.
Nah, I rather like it here.
1) It’s free
2) I can cuss without a bunch of dipshits getting their panties in a bunch when I call our fans dumbfucks
2a) I can get reaffirmation from our I5 rivals about how big of dumbfucks our fans can be
2b) You’ll highlight new inbred Springtucky Duck fans for me to laugh at
3) It’s not an echo chamber of a bunch of numbnut 20 something scream typing Scoducks when they don’t know who Dennis Dixon is
I can 100% assure you I’m a Duck fan through and through. Graduated in 2008, have flown to Michigan, Tennessee, Virginia and pretty much every Pac-12 locale to see them play. If I can figure out how to upload pictures, I’ll post pics of my diploma and closet full of Oregon gear.
As much as you hate our fan base, there’s a high likelihood I hate them more, hence me coming here. I support the team through and through, hate UW with an undying passion (except for the guys I tailgated with in 2019, they were cool) but acknowledge that a pretty decent chunk of our fan base are just a bunch of less accomplished Nick Cody’s and dudes from NorCal or Lake Oswego who vape and scream Scoducks as they leave the game at halftime after showing up halfway through the first quarter.
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Be better to post a picture of Fentress and his fat pompous face if you’re gonna try and pick a public figure to rag on Duck fans. Maybe you folks have been spared his “I used to play semi-pro football, I know more than you”’ shtick, only to block everyone who reminds him that his semi-pro experience was the equivalent of someone playing Tuesday night beer league softball saying that they played semi-pro baseball.
With that being said, definitely understand why UW fans despise JHop but he’s the best insider we have. Hate on him all you want, but he’s right more than he’s wrong when it was to Oregon football inside info.

So for those not following, JHop posted an update at 4:30 basically saying Auburn offered last night, Oregon countered and now Auburn has re-countered. ScoopDuck went all ScoopDuck, knowing that we can’t match Auburn dollar for dollar. Then out of nowhere, JHop nuked the thread and posted the cryptic update above when his subscribers rightfully got pissed. Now we’re all waiting on a presser at 6PM where I’m sure we’ll get a bunch of coach speak and “I want to talk about USC.”
Things are going swimmingly in the world of Ducks football tonight. Rejoice Huskies, rejoice.
Cool name, now leave.
Nah, I rather like it here.
1) It’s free
2) I can cuss without a bunch of dipshits getting their panties in a bunch when I call our fans dumbfucks
2a) I can get reaffirmation from our I5 rivals about how big of dumbfucks our fans can be
2b) You’ll highlight new inbred Springtucky Duck fans for me to laugh at
3) It’s not an echo chamber of a bunch of numbnut 20 something scream typing Scoducks when they don’t know who Dennis Dixon is
STAY!!
So for those not following, JHop posted an update at 4:30 basically saying Auburn offered last night, Oregon countered and now Auburn has re-countered. ScoopDuck went all ScoopDuck, knowing that we can’t match Auburn dollar for dollar. Then out of nowhere, JHop nuked the thread and posted the cryptic update above when his subscribers rightfully got pissed. Now we’re all waiting on a presser at 6PM where I’m sure we’ll get a bunch of coach speak and “I want to talk about USC.”
Things are going swimmingly in the world of Ducks football tonight. Rejoice Huskies, rejoice.
Cool name, now leave.
Nah, I rather like it here.
1) It’s free
2) I can cuss without a bunch of dipshits getting their panties in a bunch when I call our fans dumbfucks
2a) I can get reaffirmation from our I5 rivals about how big of dumbfucks our fans can be
2b) You’ll highlight new inbred Springtucky Duck fans for me to laugh at
3) It’s not an echo chamber of a bunch of numbnut 20 something scream typing Scoducks when they don’t know who Dennis Dixon is
STAY!!
I need to PAY my child support so I opened a weed shop!!!
I can 100% assure you I’m a Duck fan through and through. Graduated in 2008, have flown to Michigan, Tennessee, Virginia and pretty much every Pac-12 locale to see them play. If I can figure out how to upload pictures, I’ll post pics of my diploma[/b] and closet full of Oregon gear.
As much as you hate our fan base, there’s a high likelihood I hate them more, hence me coming here. I support the team through and through, hate UW with an undying passion (except for the guys I tailgated with in 2019, they were cool) but acknowledge that a pretty decent chunk of our fan base are just a bunch of less accomplished Nick Cody’s and dudes from NorCal or Lake Oswego who vape and scream Scoducks as they leave the game at halftime after showing up halfway through the first quarter.[/b]