Cristobal spotted at Auburn airport

[GrundleStiltzkin]

https://twitter.com/AURaptor/status/1338551129039319043

 

[Bread]

What are the odds Oregon hires Sark?

 

[ntxduck]

lil mook is your source??!1

 

[RatherBeBrewing]

This board seems awfully excited about a rival coach potentially leaving who also apparently sucks

The locals will say any outcome is great for UW.
Cristobal leaves: program instability, recruiting class gone, etc.
Cristobal stays: Oregon overpaid for his meaty tits and recruiting sizzle, he sucks, so on.

Something tells me that they would be a lot happier if he gone. The rash Cristobal hire didn’t go like they hoped it would. The meticulous Jimmying has brought a division title in just one year, but the writing is on the wall for what it will look like for both programs in a few years.

I want him gone for Quoock meltdowns on twitter.

Meltdowns bring a type of joy that is fleeting. Wins and losses, those stick around for however long you care.

One need not wholly eschew smoking crack because its pleasures are transient. Why begrudge a doog his simple pleasures?

I think I like crack as much or more so than everyone here, I truly appreciated it in my younger years. But it’s a perfect example of what I meant; the best crack you’ll ever smoke is the first crack you’ll ever smoke, second is second, third is third, fourth is whenever you figure out you can smoke and fuck simultaneously.

 

[RatherBeBrewing]

This board seems awfully excited about a rival coach potentially leaving who also apparently sucks

The locals will say any outcome is great for UW.
Cristobal leaves: program instability, recruiting class gone, etc.
Cristobal stays: Oregon overpaid for his meaty tits and recruiting sizzle, he sucks, so on.

Something tells me that they would be a lot happier if he gone. The rash Cristobal hire didn’t go like they hoped it would. The meticulous Jimmying has brought a division title in just one year, but the writing is on the wall for what it will look like for both programs in a few years.

I want him gone for Quoock meltdowns on twitter.

Meltdowns bring a type of joy that is fleeting. Wins and losses, those stick around for however long you care.

I don't think I've ever seen @RatherBeBrewing bordering on angry before. He'll extend and you'll be happy. Buck up.

Nah, not even close. I wouldn’t get angry over Cristobal.

Unless Cristobal gets a job at Olive Garden, my girlfriend wants me to pick up that gross shit on the way home and Cristobal forgets to put the lid on the soup, it spills on me while the bag is being handed through the window, and I have to get out not the car covered in fucking minestrone in 42 degree weather, and then wait another 25 minutes because that’s how long it takes to mix noodles with sauce. Plus, Cristobal then forgets she wanted vegetables instead of whatever disgusting invertebrates they try to pass as of as shrimp. Then, in this totally hypothetical scenario, I would be angry. That, and if he kicks a field goal on fourth and goal again.

 

[Emoterman]

https://twitter.com/Lilmook4real/status/1338543976568279040?s=19

Don't know about you guys, but I can't name a time where Lil Mook has been wrong

Will Auburn allow Mario to finish out the season at Oregon, reveling in the sizzling FREE PUB of the P12 CCG and a bowl game?

 

[Emoterman]

This board seems awfully excited about a rival coach potentially leaving who also apparently sucks

The locals will say any outcome is great for UW.
Cristobal leaves: program instability, recruiting class gone, etc.
Cristobal stays: Oregon overpaid for his meaty tits and recruiting sizzle, he sucks, so on.

Something tells me that they would be a lot happier if he gone. The rash Cristobal hire didn’t go like they hoped it would. The meticulous Jimmying has brought a division title in just one year, but the writing is on the wall for what it will look like for both programs in a few years.

I want him gone for Quoock meltdowns on twitter.

Meltdowns bring a type of joy that is fleeting. Wins and losses, those stick around for however long you care.

One need not wholly eschew smoking crack because its pleasures are transient. Why begrudge a doog his simple pleasures?

I think I like crack as much or more so than everyone here, I truly appreciated it in my younger years. But it’s a perfect example of what I meant; the best crack you’ll ever smoke is the first crack you’ll ever smoke, second is second, third is third, fourth is whenever you figure out you can smoke and fuck simultaneously.

It's almost as though, as a fellow crack enthusiast, I picked that example intentionally. It seems, then, that you of all people should understand the inexorable draw of cheap thrills, and not begrudge we lowly doogs this morsel of pleasure in an existence wrought of pain-buttressed misery.

Well, and are you really sure you think Mario is THE MAN? If not, doubling down on him isn't tactically ideal; but maybe uncle Phil's largesse renders it moot, and Oregon is incapable of being hobbled by poor decisions.

 

[Sources]

I'm hearing Duck legend Mark Helfrich is READY TO GO

 

[RaceBannon]

Even though Oregon is backing into the title game I have to think that Mario is wondering about the future of Pac 12 football. You gotta go if they offer. Hell Jimmy would.

The Pac 12 is first timers like Jimmy and Rolo (NOGA about WSU), the recycled like Dorrell, the semi retired like Shaw, and a bunch of dreck like Clay and Bad Chippy.

And Jonathon Smith!

 

[insinceredawg]

I'm hearing Duck legend Mark Helfrich is READY TO GO

Tanned, rested, and ready?

 

[RatherBeBrewing]

This board seems awfully excited about a rival coach potentially leaving who also apparently sucks

The locals will say any outcome is great for UW.
Cristobal leaves: program instability, recruiting class gone, etc.
Cristobal stays: Oregon overpaid for his meaty tits and recruiting sizzle, he sucks, so on.

Something tells me that they would be a lot happier if he gone. The rash Cristobal hire didn’t go like they hoped it would. The meticulous Jimmying has brought a division title in just one year, but the writing is on the wall for what it will look like for both programs in a few years.

I want him gone for Quoock meltdowns on twitter.

Meltdowns bring a type of joy that is fleeting. Wins and losses, those stick around for however long you care.

One need not wholly eschew smoking crack because its pleasures are transient. Why begrudge a doog his simple pleasures?

I think I like crack as much or more so than everyone here, I truly appreciated it in my younger years. But it’s a perfect example of what I meant; the best crack you’ll ever smoke is the first crack you’ll ever smoke, second is second, third is third, fourth is whenever you figure out you can smoke and fuck simultaneously.

It's almost as though, as a fellow crack enthusiast, I picked that example intentionally. It seems, then, that you of all people should understand the inexorable draw of cheap thrills, and not begrudge we lowly doogs this morsel of pleasure in an existence wrought of pain-buttressed misery.

Well, and are you really sure you think Mario is THE MAN? If not, doubling down on him isn't tactically ideal; but maybe uncle Phil's largesse renders it moot, and Oregon is incapable of being hobbled by poor decisions.

I appreciate you using examples I can understand, you’re a pal. I’m hoping the point wasn’t lost on the younger generation, who’ve grown up with overpriced and under potent cocaine products,

I’m on the record as not being sure if Mario is THE man. It’s a maybe so far, which is better than a no. He’s also shown that his ceiling could be very high, we just don’t know about the floor. It can hobble the program if he’s not it, but I don’t think it would be for too long. Much like crack, when you’re used to success and want more you don’t care about the consequences.

 

[backthepack]

Cristobal is getting started here. If he lands another top 10 class, it will turn into a cakewalk. He has a better shot at the playoffs at Oregon. It’s once he gets there.

Tell me about all the DTs he's recruited to help beat OSU and Cal

PAC 12 spotting sealed the deal against OSU.

Seriously, Oregon isn’t recruiting poorly at DT. The young ones are actually playing better.

I laughed.

You can find it funny. Kristian Williams, Keyon Ware Hudson and Brandon Dorlus are all in the rotation. Swinson from last class is on the field. Jake Shipley and Jaylen Smith should contribute next year.

There isn’t a lot I am hearing on Afaese and Jones.

Poti probably gets pushed out.

LOL

 

[DodgyBloke]

Can you say this is beginning to get chinteresting???

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

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Can you say this is beginning to get chinteresting???

How did weº not see the real script earlier? Next Oregon corch,

 

[ntxduck]

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Can you say this is beginning to get chinteresting???

I mean he might go to auburn, but this is fucking stupid. He’s been following these guys for 2+ years. What a long con

 

[dflea]

What are the odds Oregon hires Sark?

Zero. Because I think God hates me.

They'll hire Urbs and buttfuck us? for the next howeverlonghesthere. And then I'll die.

 

[ntxduck]

What are the odds Oregon hires Sark?

Zero. Because I think God hates me.

They'll hire Urbs and buttfuck us? for the next howeverlonghesthere. And then I'll die.

If Mario left, Oregon would only go after Wilcox to make sure they get a guy who doesn’t abandon them again. And go 8-4 for a decade

 

[bananasnblondes]

What are the odds Oregon hires Sark?

Zero. Because I think God hates me.

They'll hire Urbs and buttfuck us? for the next howeverlonghesthere. And then I'll die.

If Mario left, Oregon would only go after Wilcox to make sure they get a guy who doesn’t abandon them again. And go 8-4 for a decade

No, they let the players decide who the next HC is

 

[HuskyJW]

I know you guys are being sarcastic....but am driving down Evergreen Parkway right now and I just saw Urban Meyer at the Hillsboro airport.

 

[RaceBannon]

Days since that team up north beat Oregon