Crazy Story about the suspended Boise State QB

My balcony is closer to the TV than the bathroom is, and I can see my TV from the balcony. Take care of 2 things at once. Take a piss and water the tomatoes and not miss any football
 
My balcony is closer to the TV than the bathroom is, and I can see my TV from the balcony. Take care of 2 things at once. Take a piss and water the tomatoes and not miss any football

So does the urine end up in the pool or on some bell hop's monkey grinder hat?

 
My balcony is closer to the TV than the bathroom is, and I can see my TV from the balcony. Take care of 2 things at once. Take a piss and water the tomatoes and not miss any football

Indeed.

At home, I often pee outside... water the bamboo or witch hazel or viburnum or various other horticultural specimens. Why send that nice nitrogen into the sewers?
 
I pissed off an apartment balcony blacked out drunk from moonshine. Put out the persons cigarette the balcony below me. Apparently they didn't even get that mad and were impressed. One of my better efforts.
 
Wait I thought all OKG's are choir boys and Petersen is going to bring in only good guys ?

I love how Doogman acts like Petersen will be like Ty despite his past at Boise saying differently.
 
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