Crazy Larry

Seeing that website made gave me the sudden urge to grab the nearest jagged object, gouge my fucking eyeballs out, and then pour rubbing alcohol into the open wounds.
 
Seeing that website made gave me the sudden urge to grab the nearest jagged object, gouge my fucking eyeballs out, and then pour rubbing alcohol into the open wounds.

Post the video here.

Thanks in advance.
Kind of difficult to post a video when you can't see and are dying from blood loss! But you knew that....didn't you???!!
 
Seriously, as university president, I would have asked Woodward to come to my office. As soon as the door was closed and we were both seated, I would hold up a Crazy Larry ad and ask: "Scott, what the fuck is going on in that office of yours?"

You would say it to his FACE?!!! Or are you just talking tuff behind a fake computer name hiding a boner in your sweatpants?

I've been in the president's office. I remember the flash of anger across Emmert's face when I asked about what sources close to him had told me about his decision to keep Willingham.

I've said this to a few friends but I will mention it here publicly. When I sat in Emmert's office, he had trouble maintaining eye contact with me. But when I sat in Woodward's office ten days later, the conversation was very cordial but he locked eyes with me repeatedly. It was an interesting contrast.

Emmert may have been reeling from my attack on his facebook page, shortly after the decision became public.
 
Seriously, as university president, I would have asked Woodward to come to my office. As soon as the door was closed and we were both seated, I would hold up a Crazy Larry ad and ask: "Scott, what the fuck is going on in that office of yours?"

You would say it to his FACE?!!! Or are you just talking tuff behind a fake computer name hiding a boner in your sweatpants?

I've been in the president's office. I remember the flash of anger across Emmert's face when I asked about what sources close to him had told me about his decision to keep Willingham.

I've said this to a few friends but I will mention it here publicly. When I sat in Emmert's office, he had trouble maintaining eye contact with me. But when I sat in Woodward's office ten days later, the conversation was very cordial but he locked eyes with me repeatedly. It was an interesting contrast.

Emmert may have been reeling from my attack on his facebook page, shortly after the decision became public.

Fuck you and all who revel in the pain and displeasure of others.
 
How the fuck did Woodward not want to slap the shit out of whoever pitched him Crazy Larry?

He really represents Pool Boy's incompetence.

No self-respecting person would approve of this chimo looking guy.

Our A.D not only didn't get pissed but thought it was a good idea.

Even the Doogs didn't like crazy Larry.
 
How the fuck did Woodward not want to slap the shit out of whoever pitched him Crazy Larry?

He really represents Pool Boy's incompetence.

No self-respecting person would approve of this chimo looking guy.

Our A.D not only didn't get pissed but thought it was a good idea.

Even the Doogs didn't like crazy Larry.

I was pretty neutral about Woodward before I started posting here, but there are numerous examples that he may not be all that competent. Crazy Larry, the broadcast team, "Hot Ticket", even the way he holds the football in the photo from the other day. I know he never played, but this guy has watched plenty of football. Hold the ball the right way, it's not that hard!

The more I learn and analyze his job performance, the less hopeful I am that he makes the right call on Sark and hires a good replacement.

 
Road Dawg why you do think so many of us want Pool Boy gone even more than Sark.

We know if Sark is fired and Pool Boy has to make the hire nothing changes we are still fucked.

The scary part is there is absolutely no heat on Pool Boy either.
 
Gotta love it. Doogs constantly bitch about Nike destroying everything from our logo to our shade of purple to our uniforms to sabotage us for Whoregon (lol!).

And then the Wexley School for Girls Frankeinstein happens.

There is something massively wrong with UW marketing, but Nike's clearly not it.

Anyone who complains about the Nike connection is a fucking idiot. I may be wrong, but I believe we get one of the highest checks from the swoosh in the Pac 12. We have a very good contract with them and I hope we keep it in place.
 
I have gone to one Sounders' game (to see my Blues) and most of the women there looked like Crazy Larry.

You've been to an MLS game?!

Explains everything.
 
I have gone to one Sounders' game (to see my Blues) and most of the women there looked like Crazy Larry.

You've been to an MLS game?!

Explains everything.

I guess you don't know who the Blues are??

Everyone knows who the Blues are. They lost to Race's Kings in the first round of the 2013 Stanley Cup playoffs.

Kings and their lonely cup.

Sorry but this is Oiler country. Well, at least in my house.
 
I have gone to one Sounders' game (to see my Blues) and most of the women there looked like Crazy Larry.

You've been to an MLS game?!

Explains everything.

I guess you don't know who the Blues are??

Chelsea. That means you went to an MLS exhibition/pre-season game. That is even worse than an MLS game.
 
I have gone to one Sounders' game (to see my Blues) and most of the women there looked like Crazy Larry.

You've been to an MLS game?!

Explains everything.

I guess you don't know who the Blues are??

Everyone knows who the Blues are. They lost to Race's Kings in the first round of the 2013 Stanley Cup playoffs.

Kings and their lonely cup.

Sorry but this is Oiler country. Well, at least in my house.
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