Cowherd is a fucking idiot

Wide outs up and down the coast are looking for offers from the cardinal and gold and black and white now that Sark is there
 
I've always liked Cowherd but he constantly throws shit out there and hopes it goes over peoples' heads. Sark inherited quite a few NFL players and he knows that. But that doesn't fit his argument.

Though the more I think about it, Sark will probably succeed at SC. He will have a shit ton of 5stars to play with which will certainly hide his deficiencies as a coach.
 
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That was my point to my Troojan brah. Talent will hide his difficencies, but soft lines, special team errors, lack of discipline will keep popping up costing them games.
 
Sark will never win a championshop at USC, maybe 1 or 2 rose bowls, but I think Mora as long as he's at UCLA will be winning more south championships than Sark. Also if Graham is at ASU he'll win a few. USC under carroll was never challenged by UCLA, and sark isn't half the coach carroll is.
If he's there 5 years he'll win 1, maybe 2 at best
 
Sark will never win a championshop at USC, maybe 1 or 2 rose bowls, but I think Mora as long as he's at UCLA will be winning more south championships than Sark. Also if Graham is at ASU he'll win a few. USC under carroll was never challenged by UCLA, and sark isn't half the coach carroll is.
If he's there 5 years he'll win 1, maybe 2 at best

Sark wins 0 South championships coaching against Mora and Graham.
 
Sark will never win a championshop at USC, maybe 1 or 2 rose bowls, but I think Mora as long as he's at UCLA will be winning more south championships than Sark. Also if Graham is at ASU he'll win a few. USC under carroll was never challenged by UCLA, and sark isn't half the coach carroll is.
If he's there 5 years he'll win 1, maybe 2 at best

Sark wins 0 South championships coaching against Mora and Graham.
one or two years the talent discrepancy will be too large. The team will win in spite of sark
 
Sark will never win a championshop at USC, maybe 1 or 2 rose bowls, but I think Mora as long as he's at UCLA will be winning more south championships than Sark. Also if Graham is at ASU he'll win a few. USC under carroll was never challenged by UCLA, and sark isn't half the coach carroll is.
If he's there 5 years he'll win 1, maybe 2 at best

Sark wins 0 South championships coaching against Mora and Graham.
one or two years the talent discrepancy will be too large. The team will win in spite of sark

El Oh El.
 
That was my point to my Troojan brah. Talent will hide his difficencies, but soft lines, special team errors, lack of discipline will keep popping up costing them games.

Exactly. If you're mediocre at UW you'll be good at USC, but never great.
 
USC has had a lot of shitty coaches who never won a thing. You get three years. Lane got three and a half because of the sanctions

Sark will be 9-3 at best..and fired after a 7-5
 
I've always liked Cowherd but he constantly throws shit out there and hopes it goes over peoples' heads. Sark inherited quite a few NFL players and he knows that. But that doesn't fit his argument.

Though the more I think about it, Sark will probably succeed at SC. He will have a shit ton of 5stars to play with which will certainly hide his deficiencies as a coach.

He will get 9/10 wins a year ... he will be out coached at least once a year, and penalties and dip shit play calling will cost him another.

I doubt he will make a Rose Bowl, but he will pown the Holiday and Alamo
 
Sark will never win a championshop at USC, maybe 1 or 2 rose bowls, but I think Mora as long as he's at UCLA will be winning more south championships than Sark. Also if Graham is at ASU he'll win a few. USC under carroll was never challenged by UCLA, and sark isn't half the coach carroll is.
If he's there 5 years he'll win 1, maybe 2 at best

Sark wins 0 South championships coaching against Mora and Graham.
Mora won't be in the South

#HOPE

 
I've always liked Cowherd but he constantly throws shit out there and hopes it goes over peoples' heads. Sark inherited quite a few NFL players and he knows that. But that doesn't fit his argument.

Though the more I think about it, Sark will probably succeed at SC. He will have a shit ton of 5stars to play with which will certainly hide his deficiencies as a coach.

He will get 9/10 wins a year ... he will be out coached at least once a year, and penalties and dip shit play calling will cost him another.

I doubt he will make a Rose Bowl, but he will pown the Holiday and Alamo
he'll be good, never great. He'll luck into one rose bowl, nothing more
 
USC is one of the few schools who has never played an FCS school. That will also change with Sark there as he needs those cupcakes to pad his W-L.

I loved that Neil Everett on Sportscenter pointed out that Sarkisian went only 5-4 in conference four years in a row.
 
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