Cowboys at Seahawks

BleachedAnusDawg

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My Cowboys have speed speed speed and are ready to rumble.

Who an I kidding? I didn't even know this game was this week until my friends all started talking shit about kicking my Cowboys' ass on Sunday. I watched the defense give up an opening drive td vs the Rams and promptly turned it off. Have not watched any NFL since then. That trend continues today as I finish destroying the front lawn to plant new seed.
 
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My Cowboys have speed speed speed and are ready to rumble.

Who an I kidding? I didn't even know this game was this week until my friends all started talking shit about kicking my Cowboys' ass on Sunday. I watched the defense give up an opening drive td vs the Rams and promptly turned it off. Have not watched any NFL since then. That trend continues today as I finish destroying the front lawn to plant new seed[/b].

In other words you're gonna jerk off on the grass?
 
not going to win a super bowl with no secondary and no pass rush
The secondary will get better. It's Pete's one legitimate area of expertise and they are adjusting to Dunbar being hurt and Blair being out. They'll get it figured out.

Pass rush is probably hopeless.
 
Just tuned in. Looks like Hawks are ready to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Also, so weird to hear fake 12 SFX piped into an empty stadium.
 
My Cowboys have speed speed speed and are ready to rumble.

Who an I kidding? I didn't even know this game was this week until my friends all started talking shit about kicking my Cowboys' ass on Sunday. I watched the defense give up an opening drive td vs the Rams and promptly turned it off. Have not watched any NFL since then. That trend continues today as I finish destroying the front lawn to plant new seed[/b].

In other words you're gonna jerk off on the grass?

I said new seed. Been there, done that. Kids these days...
 
not going to win a super bowl with no secondary and no pass rush
The secondary will get better. It's Pete's one legitimate area of expertise and they are adjusting to Dunbar being hurt and Blair being out. They'll get it figured out.

Pass rush is probably hopeless.

I think you're right. They need a trade or something. I don't know why Clowney wasn't signed. I'm not a salary cap nerd.

You can get away with the 21st ranked defense. You can't get away with a bottom five defense.
 
DK makes it up to me late. Having him and Ridley on my fantasy team, is like being on a drug high with no downer in sight.
 
I pity the old curmudgeons who can't appreciate what Russ is doing right now.

Yeah, I don’t get all the @Bedroom_Russ hate. Yes, he’s a cornball, and no Tom Brady, but he’s done a decent job.
 
I pity the old curmudgeons who can't appreciate what Russ is doing right now.

Yeah, I don’t get all the @Bedroom_Russ hate. Yes, he’s a cornball, and no Tom Brady, but he’s done a decent job.

Decent?? Without him we're a losing team last season. Russ has been phenomenal. You've been hanging out too much with @RaceBannon
 
I pity the old curmudgeons who can't appreciate what Russ is doing right now.

Yeah, I don’t get all the @Bedroom_Russ hate. Yes, he’s a cornball, and no Tom Brady, but he’s done a decent job.

Decent?? Without him we're a losing team last season. Russ has been phenomenal. You've been hanging out too much with @RaceBannon
We? 12
 
I pity the old curmudgeons who can't appreciate what Russ is doing right now.

Yeah, I don’t get all the @Bedroom_Russ hate. Yes, he’s a cornball, and no Tom Brady, but he’s done a decent job.

Decent?? Without him we're a losing team last season. Russ has been phenomenal. You've been hanging out too much with @RaceBannon

Probably. I’m very impressionable. Next thing I’ll start podcasting, hanging out in the Tug, and will become highly critical of my beloved UW coaching staff and administration.
 
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