Coug in the Washington State Legislature trying to force an arranged conference marriage....

Fuck that. They can agree to play every year, even if they aren’t in the same conference. This sounds like coogs trying to fuck UW by tying themselves to us legally.
 
First of all, fuck the cuogs.

Secondly, fuck Olympia with a rusty cheese grater.

If UW is going to LEAVE the conference, this should motivate them to do it soon.
 
For those wondering what would get me to become indifferent about UW going forward …

Being tied to Wazzu and stuck in an inferior situation would be a big deal breaker
 
For those wondering what would get me to become indifferent about UW going forward …

Being tied to Wazzu and stuck in an inferior situation would be a big deal breaker
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Yeah because a Big 12 that features TCU, Baylor, and Oklahoma State is going to be so much more interesting.
 
Fuck that. They can agree to play every year, even if they aren’t in the same conference. This sounds like coogs trying to fuck UW by tying themselves to us legally.
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It will never happen.
 
If we're going to bash arranged marriages, Stalin is out!
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When I was in my mid-twenties living with that aforementioned Punjabi family, they called me upstairs to their kitchen table one night and offered me $20,000 to marry a Punjabi woman relative from Toronto to give her American citizenship. They told me to divorce her after 2 years if I wanted to. I said no.
 
If we're going to bash arranged marriages, Stalin is out!
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When I was in my mid-twenties living with that aforementioned Punjabi family, they called me upstairs to their kitchen table one night and offered me $20,000 to marry a Punjabi woman relative from Toronto to give her American citizenship. They told me to divorce her after 2 years if I wanted to. I said no.
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If we're going to bash arranged marriages, Stalin is out!
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When I was in my mid-twenties living with that aforementioned Punjabi family, they called me upstairs to their kitchen table one night and offered me $20,000 to marry a Punjabi woman relative from Toronto to give her American citizenship. They told me to divorce her after 2 years if I wanted to. I said no.
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Chindecent proposal
 
If we're going to bash arranged marriages, Stalin is out!
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When I was in my mid-twenties living with that aforementioned Punjabi family, they called me upstairs to their kitchen table one night and offered me $20,000 to marry a Punjabi woman relative from Toronto to give her American citizenship. They told me to divorce her after 2 years if I wanted to. I said no.
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I'd have taken the deal. At that time, at that age, thats a huge chunk of change. What's two years?
 
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