Couch sale coming?

[IPukeOregonGrellow]

Per Jhop via BDTW

“The smoke around Washington wide receiver Puka Nacua is founded. I’m hearing he’s gone and has reached out (via back channels) to Oregon about joining the Ducks. As hard as this might be to swallow, but given what else is out there, Oregon doesn’t have room for Nacua and won’t be able to make room for him. I’m not sure if that means he’ll go to Utah or BYU or somewhere else, but the Ducks just can’t use a spot on him.”

Greyshirt a possibility?

Oregon’s wrs suck balls. They will find a way. Addison will be kicked off or some random shit like that. They’re not dumb.

TLDR: Oregon will be 6 scholarship players over the 85 limit by signing day and needs a flea market worth of couch sales. Including returning seniors there are currently 96 scholarship players.

Sounds full. But...

Oregon is never full[/b]. Because that’s what caring means. The athletic department will have to pay the university an extra $600k for those out of state scholarships.

*NOC WARNING*

First off, Mario thanks you for the compliment. Not dumb is pretty high praise for a program that kicks field goals from the one yard line and punts from the other teams 45 when down by 13.

Secondly, Oregon has so many busts at WR to cut but Bryan Addison is not one of them. For one, he played CB in 2020. As a freshman he produced more than the rest of the WR busts combined.

Do Oregon’s WRs suck balls? Most of them do, enthusiastically.

Devon Williams doesn’t. If he can just stop trying to punch players on the other team and save it for the bar and house parties that would be great. Pittman doesn’t. Johnson and Redd were waiting for Sherbert to leave before they became good. Everyone else sucks, but this was Oregon’s best WR group since 2015. That’s not saying much, but even the Hellen Keller school has a valedictorian.

There’s flexibility in 85. 25 however means 25. Unless you didn’t hand out grad transfer couches to Brown and Happle and an ill-fated one to Luke Hill. Then you can post date a few signees to 2020.

Crystalball, on the other hand has four couches left to hand out. One is for Cardwell. One is just in case JTT changes his mind. Two can be for pursuing transfers.

 

[Motrboatnsob]

I think I read it in another thread here but Happle might be paying his own way

 

[dtd]

View attachment 36822

There are extensions for this.

Installing random browser extensions when you don't now what you're doing is a great way to get malware on your computer that will watch your activity next time you use that browser to log into your bank account.

No, it isn't. Stop looking at donkey porn. Or don't, I mean, I'm not going to, but I'm not gonna be an ignorant cunt about a fucking ad blocker either, literally the type of thing that stops the behavior you're talking about. If you want to know how web services and APIs and root kits work, I can be a huge prick and explain those things too. Until then, shut the fuck up you ignorant twat. Malware through a browser is unheard of unless you're doing incredibly illegal/stupid shit.

Hey, send me your email, launch the file I send you and I guarantee you'll see a 581% ROI.

 

[DerekJohnson]

all I can do is laugh at this point.

Does it make you laugh and laugh all day long?

@koopdog

 

[DerekJohnson]

View attachment 36822

You need to charge your phone

 

[1to392831weretaken]

How about DuckDuckGo.

Default search engine in UWAD offices, is what I’m hearing

UW AD offices have a specialized version called ScoDuckDuckGo.

I totally missed this. Ten out of ten, would read again.

 

[HairyBallsDawg]

View attachment 36822

There are extensions for this.

Installing random browser extensions when you don't now what you're doing is a great way to get malware on your computer that will watch your activity next time you use that browser to log into your bank account.

No, it isn't. Stop looking at donkey porn. Or don't, I mean, I'm not going to, but I'm not gonna be an ignorant cunt about a fucking ad blocker either, literally the type of thing that stops the behavior you're talking about. If you want to know how web services and APIs and root kits work, I can be a huge prick and explain those things too. Until then, shut the fuck up you ignorant twat. Malware through a browser is unheard of unless you're doing incredibly illegal/stupid shit.

Hey, send me your email, launch the file I send you and I guarantee you'll see a 581% ROI.

Suck my 12" dick asswipe.

If you want to see my US Patent on security that Microsoft paid to acquire... send me a PM.

Until then... if you don't know that a chrome plugin can sniff the keystrokes in your chrome browser then you should tell you boss that he hired a dumbfuck.
https://www.zdnet.com/article/googl...xtensions-for-collecting-sensitive-user-data/

Maybe you are just confused because when I wrote malware your definition of doesn't include plugins that sniff keystrokes... but then again this is probably why the executives at your firm don't know your name.

 

[RaceBannon]

View attachment 36822

There are extensions for this.

Installing random browser extensions when you don't now what you're doing is a great way to get malware on your computer that will watch your activity next time you use that browser to log into your bank account.

No, it isn't. Stop looking at donkey porn. Or don't, I mean, I'm not going to, but I'm not gonna be an ignorant cunt about a fucking ad blocker either, literally the type of thing that stops the behavior you're talking about. If you want to know how web services and APIs and root kits work, I can be a huge prick and explain those things too. Until then, shut the fuck up you ignorant twat. Malware through a browser is unheard of unless you're doing incredibly illegal/stupid shit.

Hey, send me your email, launch the file I send you and I guarantee you'll see a 581% ROI.

Suck my 12" dick asshole.

If you want to see my US Patent on security that Microsoft paid to acquire... send me a PM.

Until then... if you don't know that a chrome plugin can sniff the keystrokes in your chrome browser then you should tell you boss that he hired a dumbfuck.

A 6 foot 5 army Ranger would be impressed

 

[Quietcowskee]

Pics??

 

[dtd]

View attachment 36822

There are extensions for this.

Installing random browser extensions when you don't now what you're doing is a great way to get malware on your computer that will watch your activity next time you use that browser to log into your bank account.

No, it isn't. Stop looking at donkey porn. Or don't, I mean, I'm not going to, but I'm not gonna be an ignorant cunt about a fucking ad blocker either, literally the type of thing that stops the behavior you're talking about. If you want to know how web services and APIs and root kits work, I can be a huge prick and explain those things too. Until then, shut the fuck up you ignorant twat. Malware through a browser is unheard of unless you're doing incredibly illegal/stupid shit.

Hey, send me your email, launch the file I send you and I guarantee you'll see a 581% ROI.

Suck my 12" dick asswipe.

If you want to see my US Patent on security that Microsoft paid to acquire... send me a PM.

Until then... if you don't know that a chrome plugin can sniff the keystrokes in your chrome browser then you should tell you boss that he hired a dumbfuck.
https://www.zdnet.com/article/googl...xtensions-for-collecting-sensitive-user-data/

Maybe you are just confused because when I wrote malware your definition of doesn't include plugins that sniff keystrokes... but then again this is probably why the executives at your firm don't know your name.

If you think installing ad block pro is going to get your bank account info stolen, you're a fucking retard.

 

[FireCohen]

View attachment 36822

There are extensions for this.

Installing random browser extensions when you don't now what you're doing is a great way to get malware on your computer that will watch your activity next time you use that browser to log into your bank account.

No, it isn't. Stop looking at donkey porn. Or don't, I mean, I'm not going to, but I'm not gonna be an ignorant cunt about a fucking ad blocker either, literally the type of thing that stops the behavior you're talking about. If you want to know how web services and APIs and root kits work, I can be a huge prick and explain those things too. Until then, shut the fuck up you ignorant twat. Malware through a browser is unheard of unless you're doing incredibly illegal/stupid shit.

Hey, send me your email, launch the file I send you and I guarantee you'll see a 581% ROI.

Suck my 12" dick asswipe.

If you want to see my US Patent on security that Microsoft paid to acquire... send me a PM.

Until then... if you don't know that a chrome plugin can sniff the keystrokes in your chrome browser then you should tell you boss that he hired a dumbfuck.
https://www.zdnet.com/article/googl...xtensions-for-collecting-sensitive-user-data/

Maybe you are just confused because when I wrote malware your definition of doesn't include plugins that sniff keystrokes... but then again this is probably why the executives at your firm don't know your name.

Did you also withdraw $500k donation

 

[IPukeOregonGrellow]

View attachment 36822

There are extensions for this.

Installing random browser extensions when you don't now what you're doing is a great way to get malware on your computer that will watch your activity next time you use that browser to log into your bank account.

No, it isn't. Stop looking at donkey porn. Or don't, I mean, I'm not going to, but I'm not gonna be an ignorant cunt about a fucking ad blocker either, literally the type of thing that stops the behavior you're talking about. If you want to know how web services and APIs and root kits work, I can be a huge prick and explain those things too. Until then, shut the fuck up you ignorant twat. Malware through a browser is unheard of unless you're doing incredibly illegal/stupid shit.

Hey, send me your email, launch the file I send you and I guarantee you'll see a 581% ROI.

This is why I'm thankful I'm into less perverted porn than my boss at the gas station.

 

[hardhat]

Hey @HairyBallsDawg !

Well, I actually placed a malware on hardcorehusky and guess what, you visited this web site to have fun (you know what I mean). Your web browser acted as a RDP (Remote Desktop) and a keylogger which provided me access to your display screen and webcam. Right after that, my software gathered all your contacts from your Messenger, Facebook account, and email account.

What exactly did I do?

I made a split-screen video. First part recorded the video you were viewing (you’ve got a fine taste haha), and next part recorded your webcam (Yep! It’s you doing nasty things!).

What should you do?

Well, I believe, $1400 is a fair price for our little secret. You’ll make the payment via Bitcoin to the below address (if you don’t know this, search “how to buy bitcoin” in Google).

BTC Address: 1Dvd7Wb72JBTbAcfTrxSJCZZuf4tsT8V72
(It is cAsE sensitive, so copy and paste it)

Important:

You have 24 hours in order to make the payment. (I have an unique pixel within this email message, and right now I know that you have read this email). If I don’t get the payment, I will send your video to all of your contacts including relatives, coworkers, and so forth. Nonetheless, if I do get paid, I will erase the video immidiately. If you want evidence, reply with “Yes!” and I will send your video recording to your 5 friends. This is a non-negotiable offer, so don’t waste my time and yours by replying to this post.

 

[huskyhooligan]

View attachment 36822

There are extensions for this.

Installing random browser extensions when you don't now what you're doing is a great way to get malware on your computer that will watch your activity next time you use that browser to log into your bank account.

No, it isn't. Stop looking at donkey porn. Or don't, I mean, I'm not going to, but I'm not gonna be an ignorant cunt about a fucking ad blocker either, literally the type of thing that stops the behavior you're talking about. If you want to know how web services and APIs and root kits work, I can be a huge prick and explain those things too. Until then, shut the fuck up you ignorant twat. Malware through a browser is unheard of unless you're doing incredibly illegal/stupid shit.

Hey, send me your email, launch the file I send you and I guarantee you'll see a 581% ROI.

my 12" dick

I'm gonna need some proof in hand. Otherwise it's speculation or something to that extent.

 

[HairyBallsDawg]

View attachment 36822

There are extensions for this.

Installing random browser extensions when you don't now what you're doing is a great way to get malware on your computer that will watch your activity next time you use that browser to log into your bank account.

No, it isn't. Stop looking at donkey porn. Or don't, I mean, I'm not going to, but I'm not gonna be an ignorant cunt about a fucking ad blocker either, literally the type of thing that stops the behavior you're talking about. If you want to know how web services and APIs and root kits work, I can be a huge prick and explain those things too. Until then, shut the fuck up you ignorant twat. Malware through a browser is unheard of unless you're doing incredibly illegal/stupid shit.

Hey, send me your email, launch the file I send you and I guarantee you'll see a 581% ROI.

Suck my 12" dick asswipe.

If you want to see my US Patent on security that Microsoft paid to acquire... send me a PM.

Until then... if you don't know that a chrome plugin can sniff the keystrokes in your chrome browser then you should tell you boss that he hired a dumbfuck.
https://www.zdnet.com/article/googl...xtensions-for-collecting-sensitive-user-data/

Maybe you are just confused because when I wrote malware your definition of doesn't include plugins that sniff keystrokes... but then again this is probably why the executives at your firm don't know your name.

If you think installing ad block pro is going to get your bank account info stolen, you're a fucking retard.

That isn't what I wrote dumbfuck.

You might think that your 3 month certificate in VB coding from Bangalore IT Tech makes you god's gift to doing computer support but I feel sorry for anybody with more than $100 to their name that takes advice from you.

You sound fucking clueless about how these things work.

 

[HairyBallsDawg]

and webcam

B- for effort, funny, but technically challenged.

And if you did have access to my webcam you see me double teaming your mom and your wife. But I know you didn't so you've missed out. Send me your email and I'll send you the vid. Your wife is a screamer.

But your mom is a bit dry. Give her some money so she can afford better lube.

 

[rodmansrage]

this thread, jesus christ. covid plus a shitty football season plus a shitty offseason.

8 more months (of bad news?) until september.

cant wait.

 

[SweatpantsGeneral]

View attachment 36822

There are extensions for this.

Installing random browser extensions when you don't now what you're doing is a great way to get malware on your computer that will watch your activity next time you use that browser to log into your bank account.

No, it isn't. Stop looking at donkey porn. Or don't, I mean, I'm not going to, but I'm not gonna be an ignorant cunt about a fucking ad blocker either, literally the type of thing that stops the behavior you're talking about. If you want to know how web services and APIs and root kits work, I can be a huge prick and explain those things too. Until then, shut the fuck up you ignorant twat. Malware through a browser is unheard of unless you're doing incredibly illegal/stupid shit.

Hey, send me your email, launch the file I send you and I guarantee you'll see a 581% ROI.

Suck my 12" dick asshole.

If you want to see my US Patent on security that Microsoft paid to acquire... send me a PM.

Until then... if you don't know that a chrome plugin can sniff the keystrokes in your chrome browser then you should tell you boss that he hired a dumbfuck.

A 6 foot 5 army Ranger would be impressed

You rang? But only 6’3”

 

[BennyBeaver]

View attachment 36822

There are extensions for this.

Installing random browser extensions when you don't now what you're doing is a great way to get malware on your computer that will watch your activity next time you use that browser to log into your bank account.

No, it isn't. Stop looking at donkey porn. Or don't, I mean, I'm not going to, but I'm not gonna be an ignorant cunt about a fucking ad blocker either, literally the type of thing that stops the behavior you're talking about. If you want to know how web services and APIs and root kits work, I can be a huge prick and explain those things too. Until then, shut the fuck up you ignorant twat. Malware through a browser is unheard of unless you're doing incredibly illegal/stupid shit.

Hey, send me your email, launch the file I send you and I guarantee you'll see a 581% ROI.

Suck my 12" dick asshole.

If you want to see my US Patent on security that Microsoft paid to acquire... send me a PM.

Until then... if you don't know that a chrome plugin can sniff the keystrokes in your chrome browser then you should tell you boss that he hired a dumbfuck.

A 6 foot 5 army Ranger would be impressed

You rang? But only 6’3”

 

[SweatpantsGeneral]

View attachment 36822

There are extensions for this.

Installing random browser extensions when you don't now what you're doing is a great way to get malware on your computer that will watch your activity next time you use that browser to log into your bank account.

No, it isn't. Stop looking at donkey porn. Or don't, I mean, I'm not going to, but I'm not gonna be an ignorant cunt about a fucking ad blocker either, literally the type of thing that stops the behavior you're talking about. If you want to know how web services and APIs and root kits work, I can be a huge prick and explain those things too. Until then, shut the fuck up you ignorant twat. Malware through a browser is unheard of unless you're doing incredibly illegal/stupid shit.

Hey, send me your email, launch the file I send you and I guarantee you'll see a 581% ROI.

Suck my 12" dick asshole.

If you want to see my US Patent on security that Microsoft paid to acquire... send me a PM.

Until then... if you don't know that a chrome plugin can sniff the keystrokes in your chrome browser then you should tell you boss that he hired a dumbfuck.

A 6 foot 5 army Ranger would be impressed

You rang? But only 6’3”

I’m much better looking. But thank you Sir.