Cotton Bowl

[Goduckies]

Serious question, how did you lose to ASU?

 

[Swaye]

Serious question, how did you lose to ASU?

The same way we kicked your ass and you followed that up with a faceplant against Beav. Retardation.

 

[Doogles]

Obviously my money is USC to the Cotton but Vegas was packed with USC fans tonight and they got destroyed. Now you are asking those same fans to get on a plane to Dallas in less than a month to potentially play Tulane. I wouldn't book that trip if I were a USC alum.

I doubt Caleb Williams plays if he's really injured.

 

[Goduckies]

Serious question, how did you lose to ASU?

The same way we kicked your ass and you followed that up with a faceplant against Beav. Retardation.

At least OSU is decent

 

[BeerThirty]

Serious question, how did you lose to ASU?

The same way we kicked your ass and you followed that up with a faceplant against Beav. Retardation.

At least OSU is decent

yeah we beat them too

 

[Swaye]

Serious question, how did you lose to ASU?

The same way we kicked your ass and you followed that up with a faceplant against Beav. Retardation.

At least OSU is decent

It must be really hard to shit talk when we finished with a better record than you. And beat your ass. In your own house. But good job on trying. I know this is a big moment for you.

 

[BeerThirty]

Serious question, how did you lose to ASU?

The same way we kicked your ass and you followed that up with a faceplant against Beav. Retardation.

At least OSU is decent

It must be really hard to shit talk when we finished with a better record than you. And beat your ass. In your own house. But good job on trying. I know this is a big moment for you.

Not only that, they could only put up 3 points on a Georgia team that was missing Dan Lanning!!! I mean Holy Shit!!!

 

[NeGgaPlEaSe]

Serious question, how did you lose to ASU?

3/4 of the defensive backfield were out injured and they were playing walk ons from the woman’s soccer team

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Serious question, how did you lose to ASU?

3/4 of the defensive backfield were out injured and they were playing walk ons from the woman’s intramural soccer team

 

[Fenderbender123]

If we are ranked 12th in the playoffs poll, shouldn't we still get a NY6 bowl? There's no reason we should get bumped, but I don't know how any of it works anymore.

 

[GreenRiverGatorz]

If we are ranked 12th in the playoffs poll, shouldn't we still get a NY6 bowl? There's no reason we should get bumped, but I don't know how any of it works anymore.

Tulane jumps us since they're the highest ranked G5. Kansas State, win or lose, is practically guaranteed a NY6 bowl due to B12 tie in with Sugar Bowl. Or Texas goes if KSU loses and jumps us. There's not a feasible lane for us unless shit gets weird with the Cotton Bowl and they somehow decide they don't want USC.

So right now we're looking at the following NY6 Bowls, with none of the CCGs today having any outcomes that would help us (e.g. if Clemson loses then UNC simply slots into the Orange Bowl instead of them, if TCU loses they get an at-large to another NY6 while Bama moves into CFP, if Michigan loses then Penn State simply gets replaced by Purdue, if Georgia loses then LSU bumps Tennessee).

Fiesta: Michigan v TCU
Peach: Georgia v OSU
Sugar: Bama v KSU
Orange: Tenn v Clemson
Rose: Penn St v Utah
Cotton: USC v Tulane

So yeah, fuck USC and fuck this rusty shit show of a conference that implemented the stupidest fucking pairing of divisional scheduling with non-divisional seeding and tie breakers that snuck Utah in in front of us. We should have been plungering USC last night. Now we get to go watch a bunch of backups play each other in the Alamo. See ya next year.

 

[MikeDamone]

Either way you still wont have a New Years Bowl win in 20 years.

Last team to make the Playoff.

Ripped Oregon's heart out from going. We're doing fine. You just worry about beating a ranked Oregon State.

Whats the point of making a playoff if you are just gong to get destroyed. And your coach then let Wario be his bitch, so he ran and turtled. But yup you got us this once when our center fucked up and snapped wrong... it's back to normal next year bitches.

Fat bitter Uber driver heard from

 

[GreenRiverGatorz]

Either way you still wont have a New Years Bowl win in 20 years.

Last team to make the Playoff.

Ripped Oregon's heart out from going. We're doing fine. You just worry about beating a ranked Oregon State.

Whats the point of making a playoff if you are just gong to get destroyed. And your coach then let Wario be his bitch, so he ran and turtled. But yup you got us this once when our center fucked up and snapped wrong... it's back to normal next year bitches.

Fat bitter Uber driver heard from

Is @Goduckies the one who was bragging in the tug about his $70k a year lifestyle via gig work? I always get my professional failure duck fans confused.

 

[HairyBallsDawg]

Either way you still wont have a New Years Bowl win in 20 years.

Last team to make the Playoff.

Ripped Oregon's heart out from going. We're doing fine. You just worry about beating a ranked Oregon State.

Whats the point of making a playoff if you are just gong to get destroyed. And your coach then let Wario be his bitch, so he ran and turtled. But yup you got us this once when our center fucked up and snapped wrong... it's back to normal next year bitches.

Destroyed is what happened to Oregon when they played Ohio State.

LOL your center is a Oregon bred pussy who got beat down all 4th quarter and tapped out.

...your best year in a decade and you can barely beat us...

Holy shit you're stupid.

We've beaten you twice on your home field in our last three attempts.

Would have won the 3rd but the shitty PAC gave you a bye the week before while giving us back to back road games... and even then it came down to a missed FG at the end.

 

[MikeDamone]

Either way you still wont have a New Years Bowl win in 20 years.

Last team to make the Playoff.

Ripped Oregon's heart out from going. We're doing fine. You just worry about beating a ranked Oregon State.

Whats the point of making a playoff if you are just gong to get destroyed. And your coach then let Wario be his bitch, so he ran and turtled. But yup you got us this once when our center fucked up and snapped wrong... it's back to normal next year bitches.

Fat bitter Uber driver heard from

Is @Goduckies the one who was bragging in the tug about his $70k a year lifestyle via gig work? I always get my professional failure duck fans confused.

Yes. But just until he loses enough weight to get his dream job with the railroad.

 

[Ice_Holmvik]

Either way you still wont have a New Years Bowl win in 20 years.

Last team to make the Playoff.

Ripped Oregon's heart out from going. We're doing fine. You just worry about beating a ranked Oregon State.

Whats the point of making a playoff if you are just gong to get destroyed. And your coach then let Wario be his bitch, so he ran and turtled. But yup you got us this once when our center fucked up and snapped wrong... it's back to normal next year bitches.

Hahaha Emo. Scoreboard baby.

 

[Ice_Holmvik]

Either way you still wont have a New Years Bowl win in 20 years.

Last team to make the Playoff.

Ripped Oregon's heart out from going. We're doing fine. You just worry about beating a ranked Oregon State.

Whats the point of making a playoff if you are just gong to get destroyed. And your coach then let Wario be his bitch, so he ran and turtled. But yup you got us this once when our center fucked up and snapped wrong... it's back to normal next year bitches.

Destroyed is what happened to Oregon when they played Ohio State.

LOL your center is a Oregon bred pussy who got beat down all 4th quarter and tapped out.

You mean aftet we beat FSU 59 to 20?

Another of good it did ya. Blew your wad too early yet again. Oh shit the Beavers just rushed for another touchdown.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Either way you still wont have a New Years Bowl win in 20 years.

Last team to make the Playoff.

Ripped Oregon's heart out from going. We're doing fine. You just worry about beating a ranked Oregon State.

Whats the point of making a playoff if you are just gong to get destroyed. And your coach then let Wario be his bitch, so he ran and turtled. But yup you got us this once when our center fucked up and snapped wrong... it's back to normal next year bitches.

Fat bitter Uber driver heard from

Is @Goduckies the one who was bragging in the tug about his $70k a year lifestyle via gig work? I always get my professional failure duck fans confused.

There were some 2014 W2s and pictures of mountains he's "been to" involved. I remember that much.

 

[RaceBannon]

The Cotton Bowl would allow UW to win three of the original big 4 NY bowls

Which no one gives a fuck about anymore but still