Cort Dennison Promoted at Louisville

I love that his bio hits on Cort having 15 tackles against Baylor in the Alamo Bowl. Anytime you can talk up a performance from giving up 67 points is some good stuff.
 
He could have been so much better if his parents named him Colt. Colt Dennison is a name that strikes fear into my heart.

Colt sounds like he does rodeo in his spare time ala Cody "Colt 45" Pickett, spitting his Grizzly into the opposing QB as he stands over his lifeless corpse draped in a Confederate battle flag.

Cort sounds short for Courtney. Kind of name autocorrect changes to Colt automatically, because it is a fake cock mongering name. People named Cort get stuffed into lockers. Surprised he made it as far as he did.
 
Damn, that's pretty fucking fast. Kid graduated what, 3 seasons ago? 4? He can't be older than 27 if that. And it's not like it's Alcorn State. Petrino is a damn good coach and recruiting coordinator is a big responsibility. Pretty impressive actually.
 
I support Cort as long as he says that his "dream job" is to coach at the University of Washington, his alma mater, and that he'd jump at the chance to take it -- even if the Falcons Cardinals were in the middle of the playoffs.
 
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A hard core husky favorite, along with half brains.

Special for everyone. Not a dry eye.

Way to go Cort.

Side note, always brought the eye candy to the end of the year banquets.
 
A hard core husky favorite, along with half brains.

Special for everyone. Not a dry eye.

Way to go Cort.

Side note, always brought the eye candy to the end of the year banquets.
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Maybe that's how he got into being a recruiting coordinator. He was bring the eye candy in at Sark's request and now he's doing for Petrino.
 
Good for Cort. He was always a really intelligent, hard-working kid even though he wasn't athletically blessed. I could see coaching on the future for these dawgs as well:

Jeff Lindquist
KJ Carta Samuels
Sean McGrew
Nik Little
James Sample
Wiill Dissly
Jason Scrempos
BBK
Tevis Bartlett
Cameron Van Winkle
Van Soderbergh

I don't know why I picked those particular guys. They just seem very trustworthy,intelligent, and hardworking. They'd make great coaches
 
Would have awesomed if you had included that Jack Lockner kid. What a heady player he was. A true Huskie legend. I hope he comes back to coach us someday after Pete retires! He could be the next Don James!
 
Would have awesomed if you had included that Jack Lockner kid. What a heady player he was. A true Huskie legend. I hope he comes back to coach us someday after Pete retires! He could be the next Don James!
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Smart kid.
 
Good for Cort. He was always a really intelligent, hard-working kid even though he wasn't athletically blessed. I could see coaching on the future for these dawgs as well:

Jeff Lindquist
KJ Carta Samuels
Sean McGrew
Nik Little
James Sample
Wiill Dissly
Jason Scrempos
BBK
Tevis Bartlett
Cameron Van Winkle
Van Soderbergh

I don't know why I picked those particular guys. They just seem very trustworthy,intelligent, and hardworking. They'd make great coaches
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That's a good list. Certainly they're an extension of the coaches on the field and never take a play off. The kind of kids you'd want your daughter to marry. But I'd also add Matt James, Greg Gaines, Jesse Sosebee, Luke Twattenburg, Trey Adams, Shane Bowman, Kaleb McGary, Sean Constantine, Jake Eldrenkamp, Henry Roberts, Bryce Sterk and J Kizer.
 
Good for Cort. He was always a really intelligent, hard-working kid even though he wasn't athletically blessed. I could see coaching on the future for these dawgs as well:

Jeff Lindquist
KJ Carta Samuels
Sean McGrew
Nik Little
James Sample
Wiill Dissly
Jason Scrempos
BBK
Tevis Bartlett
Cameron Van Winkle
Van Soderbergh

I don't know why I picked those particular guys. They just seem very trustworthy,intelligent, and hardworking. They'd make great coaches
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I don't know if it was intentional but you caused me significant self-doubt over my questionable memory of James Sample, and by extension the Sark era Huskies and Sark era life itself.
 
A hard core husky favorite, along with half brains.

Special for everyone. Not a dry eye.

Way to go Cort.

Side note, always brought the eye candy to the end of the year banquets.
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Maybe that's how he got into being a recruiting coordinator. He was bring the eye candy in at Sark's request and now he's doing for Petrino.
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Yeah I guess he was baggin the shitty Pelleur kid's sister and she was a smokeshow. Shit, her mom is a smokeshow herself.
 
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