Congrats, Nacho

[FireTheJanitor]

@CFetters_Nacho_Lover your fight all the way to the Supreme Court will benefit literally millions of obese Americans. When people look back at this period in history, you will be fondly remembered as the Harvey Milk of the obesity rights movement. A true crusader.

Congrats again.

 

[Joey]

I was hired by Southwest recently as a Nacho advocate.

 

[EsophagealFeces]

I’m just gonna claim to be too fat for one seat so I don’t have to have anyone sitting next to me

 

[PurpleJ]

I prefer to call them fat fucks.

 

[CuntWaffle]

Can I identify as a fat fuck and get an extra seat for free?

 

[FireCohen]

I prefer to call them fat fucks.

Whales

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Can I identify as a fat fuck and get an extra seat for free?

That’s my plan. I’m fat, but not two seats fat.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

This can't be real. I've seen it before, but there have to be some huge caveats.

 

[Geevis_and_Butthead]

"Captain, we're gonna need an entire three-seat row for this one"

 

[Geevis_and_Butthead]

@CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Any word if the "customers of size" get two bags of pretzels and/or two cookies in conjunction with their seat allotments?

 

[Geevis_and_Butthead]

These flights should be a hot ticket for chubby chasers who fantasize about getting squished against the window

 

[PurpleBaze]

These flights should be a hot ticket for chubby chasers who fantasize about getting squished against the window

@IrishDawg22

 

[EsophagealFeces]

These flights should be a hot ticket for chubby chasers who fantasize about getting squished against the window

Paging @IrishDawg22

 

[PurpleBaze]

These flights should be a hot ticket for chubby chasers who fantasize about getting squished against the window

Paging @IrishDawg22

53 seconds, biotch!

 

[RaceBannon]

@IrishDawg22

 

[Alexis]

Gonna be interesting the first time a nonfat who identifies as a fat pushes this rule. How are they going to deny them.

Or when a semi fat tries to squeeze out a few extra pounds for the extra comfort.

What’s the cutoff? Are they going to have a measuring box like for the carry ons. If you fit into this seat, you are not fat enough to get two seats.

I give SW about three weeks of half empty planes before they rethink this fiasco.

 

[Canadawg]

Making them walk kills 2 birds with 1 stone

 

[Geevis_and_Butthead]

Gonna be interesting the first time a nonfat who identifies as a fat pushes this rule. How are they going to deny them.

Or when a semi fat tries to squeeze out a few extra pounds for the extra comfort.

What’s the cutoff? Are they going to have a measuring box like for the carry ons. If you fit into this seat, you are not fat enough to get two seats.

I give SW about three weeks of half empty planes before they rethink this fiasco.

Or what about the aeronautical challenges? Like if an overweight plane can't get off the ground

 

[EsophagealFeces]

These flights should be a hot ticket for chubby chasers who fantasize about getting squished against the window

Paging @IrishDawg22

53 seconds, biotch!

Fuck you and your 5.3 seconds

 

[RoadTrip]

Wait, I gotta pay more for my flight because some lazy, government teet sucking loser is fat and Southwest is a woketarded company? No wonder their stock is getting crushed.