Confessions of a recovered vegan!!

Let's see, canine teeth - check. Forward facing eyes - check. Humans evolved as an apex predator for a reason, eating meat is a lot more efficient than eating bamboo.

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These vegetarian/vegans all look sickly after a while. My nephew got a vegan girlfriend and he went vegan. I hadn't seen him for sometime and when I did I barely recognized him he looked so shitty.
 

You're getting lazy. Pfeiffer was also a smoker, and although you may think she's been a vegan her whole life, it was just a phase for her. That's according to a quick interwebs search.

Maybe she's just got better genetics than most of the population. And yes, there probably are some 'hot' vegetarian chicks that make you wish you were 18 again.
 

You're getting lazy. Pfeiffer was also a smoker, and although you may think she's been a vegan her whole life, it was just a phase for her. That's according to a quick interwebs search.

Maybe she's just got better genetics than most of the population. And yes, there probably are some 'hot' vegetarian chicks that make you wish you were 18 again.

No regular American kid born in 1958 has always been a vegan. (Pfeiffer is barely older than me.)

The point was laziness and generalizations, so we agree, sort of.
 

You're getting lazy. Pfeiffer was also a smoker, and although you may think she's been a vegan her whole life, it was just a phase for her. That's according to a quick interwebs search.

Maybe she's just got better genetics than most of the population. And yes, there probably are some 'hot' vegetarian chicks that make you wish you were 18 again.

No regular American kid born in 1958 has always been a vegan. (Pfeiffer is barely older than me.)

The point was laziness and generalizations, so we agree, sort of.

Didn't you buy your first house in 1958?
 

You're getting lazy. Pfeiffer was also a smoker, and although you may think she's been a vegan her whole life, it was just a phase for her. That's according to a quick interwebs search.

Maybe she's just got better genetics than most of the population. And yes, there probably are some 'hot' vegetarian chicks that make you wish you were 18 again.

No regular American kid born in 1958 has always been a vegan. (Pfeiffer is barely older than me.)

The point was laziness and generalizations, so we agree, sort of.

No no no we don't

But you can imagine what it'd be like if we did
 

You're getting lazy. Pfeiffer was also a smoker, and although you may think she's been a vegan her whole life, it was just a phase for her. That's according to a quick interwebs search.

Maybe she's just got better genetics than most of the population. And yes, there probably are some 'hot' vegetarian chicks that make you wish you were 18 again.

No regular American kid born in 1958 has always been a vegan. (Pfeiffer is barely older than me.)

The point was laziness and generalizations, so we agree, sort of.

No no no we don't

But you can imagine what it'd be like if we did

Take it easy, Junior. I wasn't responding to you.
 

You're getting lazy. Pfeiffer was also a smoker, and although you may think she's been a vegan her whole life, it was just a phase for her. That's according to a quick interwebs search.

Maybe she's just got better genetics than most of the population. And yes, there probably are some 'hot' vegetarian chicks that make you wish you were 18 again.

No regular American kid born in 1958 has always been a vegan. (Pfeiffer is barely older than me.)

The point was laziness and generalizations, so we agree, sort of.

Didn't you buy your first house in 1958?

I look like I could have. I eat a lot of meat.
 

You're getting lazy. Pfeiffer was also a smoker, and although you may think she's been a vegan her whole life, it was just a phase for her. That's according to a quick interwebs search.

Maybe she's just got better genetics than most of the population. And yes, there probably are some 'hot' vegetarian chicks that make you wish you were 18 again.

No regular American kid born in 1958 has always been a vegan. (Pfeiffer is barely older than me.)

The point was laziness and generalizations, so we agree, sort of.

Didn't you buy your first house in 1958?

I look like I could have. I eat a lot of meat.

You're slipping. Time for a nap?
 

You're getting lazy. Pfeiffer was also a smoker, and although you may think she's been a vegan her whole life, it was just a phase for her. That's according to a quick interwebs search.

Maybe she's just got better genetics than most of the population. And yes, there probably are some 'hot' vegetarian chicks that make you wish you were 18 again.

No regular American kid born in 1958 has always been a vegan. (Pfeiffer is barely older than me.)

The point was laziness and generalizations, so we agree, sort of.

Didn't you buy your first house in 1958?

I look like I could have. I eat a lot of meat.

You're slipping. Time for a nap?

Gotta finish this pot roast first.
 
Gasbag and PT seem to be having trouble following.

Maybe grab a salad at the drive-thru sometime, girls?
 

You're getting lazy. Pfeiffer was also a smoker, and although you may think she's been a vegan her whole life, it was just a phase for her. That's according to a quick interwebs search.

Maybe she's just got better genetics than most of the population. And yes, there probably are some 'hot' vegetarian chicks that make you wish you were 18 again.

No regular American kid born in 1958 has always been a vegan. (Pfeiffer is barely older than me.)

The point was laziness and generalizations, so we agree, sort of.

Didn't you buy your first house in 1958?

I look like I could have. I eat a lot of meat.

You're slipping. Time for a nap?

Gotta finish this pot roast first.

You have a crockpot in your tent? When I ran through ravenna park the other day, I thought I smelled pot roast. Which tent is yours?
 
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