Confessions of a doog

I was part of Jim Daves' crack PR staff that "handled damage control" on the Billy Joe Hobert loan scandal.

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I remember walking out of a building downtown Seattle the week of Arizona 1992 and seeing the headline on the Times about Billy Joe in the newspaper box.

What is a newspaper and why is it in a box?

Anyway, got physically ill at the sight of it.

The day the music died
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I had a job as an assistant or intern or some shit in the sports information office. I made $5 an hour and got some kind of credit for my worthless Communications degree. I happened to be "on duty" the afternoon that the news first hit.

I was dispatched to the pedestrian bridge over Montlake Blvd across from the Graves building to tell players who were headed to practice not to talk to any media. That really sucked, because I was delivering really shitty news to those guys.

Dan Raley, Art Thiel and several other local fishwrap shitheels were skulking around trying to get quotes from players who hadn't been briefed yet.

What a disaster. And the 1992 recruiting class was going to be special too, Dick Baird told me so (literally).
 
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If REAL God is reading this thread, maybe he will forgive us our Doogily sins since we are confessing them and He will bless us with a win in Eugene finally.

I say He definitely blesses us with a win only if @TierbsHsotBoobs confesses his greatest Doog sin. So far Boobs hasn't stepped into the confessional with the imaginary virtual priest that may or may not have his eyes on Boobs' man meat.

Come on Sven, step in, kneel, admit your sins, and take a chance.

WE(?) need a win on Saturday.
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I already confessed to posting on this Doog site more than anyone else has.
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That's not going to get it done.

That's like telling the priest you said a few curse words. When, in fact, you cursed 1000 times, snorted coke, fucked hookers, and jerked off in your cubicle at work to midget porn.

CONFESS!! CONFESS!! CONFESS!!
 
Add one to the list... hit the Asian market on 99 after work today and bought a whole duck. Going to smoke it before the game tomorrow. No way this backfires.
 
I sat next to Hugh Millen and his wife at a Dawgman signing banquet at Emerald Downs.

I looked forward to Dick Baird's inside recruiting stories when he had a few drinks in him it will be special according to Kim

It wasn't
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I was at that one. Sat a table or two over. Kim (he's a good guy) introduced you as Dawgman's own Race Bannon. I said to myself at the time, hmm, I thought he'd be taller. (And black)
 
Add one to the list... hit the Asian market on 99 after work today and bought a whole duck. Going to smoke it before the game tomorrow. No way this backfires.
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#RoastARapist
 
My sin #1: I thought we won the natty in the offseason from 2008-2013 circa SARK ERA
sin #2: My nanny in 4th grade worked at Joey's during the sark regime :wink: fun times
Sin #3: I thought Sark was our Joseph Smith
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Still have the cum stained sheets
 
Doog tales:


- J Stew was good, but Hasty was going to be good as well

- I was full on doog after Locker's 2007 Syracuse game.

- Things got wild in Dawgman Chat. Looked forward to "insider" info, especially in coaching search 2008.

- Dooged over our FREE PUB in USC's Rose Bowel. Al Davis WANTED Sark, who turned him down.

- Cody Bruns was going to be the next Mike Hass

- Football is the FRONT PORCH of the university.

- Sark's LSU game, the moral victory.

- The Willie Lyles, Baron Flenory and Oregon connection. Sanctions were coming.
 
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My sin #1: I thought we won the natty in the offseason from 2008-2013 circa SARK ERA
sin #2: My nanny in 4th grade worked at Joey's during the sark regime :wink: fun times
Sin #3: I thought Sark was our Joseph Smith
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Oh and i also skipped recess in 5th to listen to the dawgman radio show on NSD #LITTLEDOOG then i grew up and realized how much of weirdo Kim is
 
At one point James Johnson and Cort Dennison were my favorite active Huskies..
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HOW FAR HAD YOU FALLEN?
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For perspective I didn't become a fan until 2005 when I got into UW; my senior year was Willingham's last. Bane describe's my early Husky fandom best...

"Oh, you think the doogness is your ally, you merely adopted the doog. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding!"
 
At one point James Johnson and Cort Dennison were my favorite active Huskies..
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HOW FAR HAD YOU FALLEN?
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For perspective I didn't become a fan until 2005 when I got into UW; my senior year was Willingham's last. Bane describe's my early Husky fandom best...

"Oh, you think the doogness is your ally, you merely adopted the doog. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding!"
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That's gorgeously chincredible
 
This thread will belong in classics if Oregon rapes us tomorrow.

Reminds me of the scene in Almost Famous where the plane is going down and the drummer screams "I'm gay"!, only for it to stabilize moments later.

We're circle jerking the inner doog out and it feels great, but don't forget the mess on our hands if this goes south.
 
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This thread will belong in classics if Oregon rapes us tomorrow.

Reminds me of the scene in Almost Famous where the plane is going down and the drummer screams "I'm gay"!, only for the it to stabilize moments later.

We're circle jerking the inner doog out and it feel good, but don't forget the mess on our hands if this goes south.
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My sheets say otherwise
 
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