Confessions of a doog

I cried during the opening TD drive in the loss to LSU in Sark's first game.
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I was there and cheered louder than I had since the '03 Apple Cup. That TD probably bought him more goodwill than any single moment outside the USC win. Owen reduced our standards lower than anyone could imagine.
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I remember doogman after that game. You woulda thought we had just won the national title game.

Idaho fans were licking their chops for the next game and we bitch slapped them all the way back to the FCS.
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Back in my early-Doog days I once thought Fleenor and AANDY were insiders who had all the super-secret info.

Then I realized they were full of shit.

Now I've made it my lot in life to discredit them whenever their names come up.
 
After watching Ballard crush fucking West Seattle, I proudly proclaimed that Keaunta Bankhead was a future first round pick and would be the next Lawyer Milloy
 
I started buying season tickets in 1992. This whole thing is my fault.
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I actually haven't missed a home game since the start of the '93 season. So I may be more to blame than you.

And although I hated the Sark hire, I got completely got swept up in the "moral victory" talk after that opening loss to LSU. And the USC win. And the St. Tosh Day Massacre.
 
Back in my early-Doog days I once thought Fleenor and AANDY were insiders who had all the super-secret info.

Then I realized they were full of shit.

Now I've made it my lot in life to discredit them whenever their names come up.
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Did you get crazy in chat?
 
Back in my early-Doog days I once thought Fleenor and AANDY were insiders who had all the super-secret info.

Then I realized they were full of shit.

Now I've made it my lot in life to discredit them whenever their names come up.
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Did you get crazy in chat?
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One of the original members of the original Roommate Radio.
 
I ran right out like a good soldier and bought a hat with this on it too.
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One of the original readers of dawgman 1.0 back when it was a link on Buckeye Dennis' National Recruiting Center page. Was very impressed with the write up of Maurice Shaw and Curtis Williams and the class of '96. Where did he get that info?

One of the first (the first?) person to suggest UW hire the SF DC in 2003. Dodged a bullett.

Thought TW got a raw deal at ND. Still do.

Lockner boner after his freshman season.

The only person who will admit to wanting to give TW a 5th year.

After that, my Doog-dar took a turn for the better.

Wanted Sark fired after Nebraska in 2010. Needed him fired after Stanford in 2010. Thought Husky football was doomed to a life of mediocrity after the Holiday Bowl win.

Audibly praised Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Yoda, and Optimus Prime after Pat Hayden came down like the Angel Gabriel and answered our prayers in 2013. USC coworker was confused by my joy.

Watching that joy turn to sheer terror at the thought of Sark being replaced by Mora. The possibility of the Sark Doogs and Mora Doogs uniting to kill UW football once and for all in an avalanche of "He's better than Willingham/Owen Twelve", of the HHB being on the same page as Dick Fain and Doog Millen, of a less-accomplished Romar getting an Alumni lifelong contract, was almost too much to bear.

Beating it for Pete. Dealing with Sarkophant taunts after the Arizona ITS CALLED MATH loss.

I'm ready to be the Mayor of Doogville Saturday at 7:30.

 
I thought Harvey Road had ears in the UW AD and local politics and that there really was strong local support for leveling Huskieeie Stadium, building a hospital there, and UW moving games to Qwest.
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Nothing changed with me. Just got call from FRANNY 5 minutes ago and told me I was to show up in Maltby. If dad has stuff to do have him leave with you. I'll have Anna take me and Dad can leave with you. I would prefer u and dad leave together. I'll ask Anna. Shouldn't be a problem. If she can't I'll let you know
 
One of the original readers of dawgman 1.0 back when it was a link on Buckeye Dennis' National Recruiting Center page. Was very impressed with the write up of Maurice Shaw and Curtis Williams and the class of '96. Where did he get that info?

One of the first (the first?) person to suggest UW hire the SF DC in 2003. Dodged a bullett.

Thought TW got a raw deal at ND. Still do.

Lockner boner after his freshman season.

The only person who will admit to wanting to give TW a 5th year.

After that, my Doog-dar took a turn for the better.

Wanted Sark fired after Nebraska in 2010. Needed him fired after Stanford in 2010. Thought Husky football was doomed to a life of mediocrity after the Holiday Bowl win.

Audibly praised Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Yoda, and Optimus Prime after Pat Hayden came down like the Angel Gabriel and answered our prayers in 2013. USC coworker was confused by my joy.

Watching that joy turn to sheer terror at the thought of Sark being replaced by Mora. The possibility of the Sark Doogs and Mora Doogs uniting to kill UW football once and for all in an avalanche of "He's better than Willingham/Owen Twelve", of the HHB being on the same page as Dick Fain and Doog Millen, of a less-accomplished Romar getting an Alumni lifelong contract, was almost too much to bear.

Beating it for Pete. Dealing with Sarkophant taunts after the Arizona ITS CALLED MATH loss.

I'm ready to be the Mayor of Doogville Saturday at 7:30.
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FROM ME!!!! THAT FUCKER STOLE THAT SHIT!!
 
I have never been SUPER doogly, but I've always been kind of doogly. But my list of doog accomplishments is pretty decent, though.

I thought we? were getting Mora twice.
I remain friends with (and love) most of the dawgman elite.
I will defend both AANDY and Fleenor (they were actual insiders in the Lambo admin, after that, their access faded).
I've podcasted for 1 year almost.
I was there at the launch of dawgman as a rivals site.
I thought the '01 recruiting class would make us elite.
I thought we would go 12-0 in '03 and was so vociferous about it, it's likely I influenced dawgman to believe that.
I thought Adam Tate would be just like Corey Dillon.
I was sure Albert Tuipolotu was a steal.
I was pretty sure Isaiah Stanback would be an All-American.
I still think Emmert did a great job fund raising for UW.
Was in chat and led a lot of the fervor for the '12 class (Shaq committing was EPIC!!!)
I thought our D-staff was good, so when Sark left, was hoping Wilcox would take over.
Felt like Sark might have turned the corner after the Nebraska bowl win.
Came here a few times and thought people were too mean before I STAYED.
In '00 offseason thought Rick would make us elite.

In recruiting I have probably thought we were getting every last person we've recruited for the last 20 years. That's where I really doog out. Skinny? OF COURSE! Dom Robinson? OBVS!

//wanted Lambo fired after USC '95
//wanted Lambo killed after Neb '97
//Wanted Pinkel hired instead of Rick (thought Rick was a fag).
//wanted Rick fired
//hated the Gilby hire
//nonplussed by Ty
//vowed to stop following UW when Sark was hired (had a hot g/f at the time)

Two of my favorite non-doog accomplishments:
I boo'ed, cursed and insulted our sitting coach so loudly that people asked that I be removed like 7 times. It's happened for Lambo, Rick and Sark (don't think I ever went to any Gilby or Ty home games).
 
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I went to 2 consecutive Dawg Pack blackout game rallies for the free t-shirt, hot dog, and chips (2013-14).

Doog me waited an through an hour of bullshit cross country and womens sports promos to watch a clearly drunk Sark yell at us for 2 minutes to be sure we all showed up to college gameday, and to tell us to "come out looking like some Darth Vader shit" at the Oregon blackout game.

Really Doog me did the exact same thing a year later because I wanted to hear what Petersen had to say. Pete said like 5 words and then just handed the mic to Jaydon Mickens of all people (actual quote "now here's a guy who's both #1 on the field and #1 in your hearts") try to hype us up.
 
I went to 2 consecutive Dawg Pack blackout game rallies for the free t-shirt, hot dog, and chips (2013-14).

Doog me waited an through an hour of bullshit cross country and womens sports promos to watch a clearly drunk Sark yell at us for 2 minutes to be sure we all showed up to college gameday, and to tell us to "come out looking like some Darth Vader shit" at the Oregon blackout game.

Really Doog me did the exact same thing a year later because I wanted to hear what Petersen had to say. Pete said like 5 words and then just handed the mic to Jaydon Mickens of all people (actual quote "now here's a guy who's both #1 on the field and #1 in your hearts") try to hype us up.
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I would be so gay for John Ross, but I still have a little hate for him for associating with Mickens. Mickens used him to create the legion of zoom. If I were in Ross' entourage I would have never allowed that to happen.
 
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