Confessions of a doog

Even after it was obvious Sark had many failings, I still held out hope that he would keep growing and learning as a coach, because he junked his old USC offense and adopted the HUNH spread.

When he left I knew we hadn't lost a world beater, but I was still sad because I was afraid that the AD would botch the next hire. (that last bit wasn't irrational, at all)

I actually hoped that they would hire that jackass Mora to keep the recruiting momentum.

I know Romar sucks, but I still can't bring myself to want him fired. I can't even explain why. White guilt?

 
I saw one of my Fbook memories from 2011 (such fag Billy) a few days ago (so October 2011). It said Sark was doing a good job. In my defense, the Dawgs were about 4-1 at the time and most people didn't want him fired yet.
 
I saw one of my Fbook memories from 2011 (such fag Billy) a few days ago (so October 2011). It said Sark was doing a good job. In my defense, the Dawgs were about 4-1 at the time and most people didn't want him fired yet.
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I Facebook messaged Stanback in 2006 from my UCSB dorm room telling him I believe in the team and that the best was yet to come.

Fuck I used to get Doog Stoned!
 
I saw one of my Fbook memories from 2011 (such fag Billy) a few days ago (so October 2011). It said Sark was doing a good job. In my defense, the Dawgs were about 4-1 at the time and most people didn't want him fired yet.
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I Facebook messaged Stanback in 2006 from my UCSB dorm room telling him I believe in the team and that the best was yet to come.

Fuck I used to get Doog Stoned!
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This might be a winnar
 
I was the Huskie fan who would always throw bags of urine on the classy visiting Duck fans and would push their elderly down the stairs.
 
I thought hiring Lambright was great for continuity. He really got it.

I thought Gilby might be okay. Capture the past magic.

I fucking loved Locker after Syracuse (and for like two more years).

I thought maybe chocolate milk wasn't a terrible idea.

I loved Locker so much I named my dick Ten.

I thought Tosh would solve many of our problems and maybe Sark could turn the page.

I wore a Husky t-shirt everyday for a week after Peter North was hired.

I bought a hat for 54 dollars in the hopes it would bring luck.

I sometimes actually believe my alcohol and drug induced visions are signs from the spirit world that we will be good again.

I have been so fucking stupid so many times it's really pretty fucking embarrassing.

Thanks for starting this thread. I hate myself now.

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I got banned on dawgman within weeks but I'm still accepted on the coog and yuck boards.

Worst of all I was extremely excited for the 2008 apple cup beacuse I thought we would play one good game that year and win against the worst coog team ever.
 
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I was born in 1994, didn't/don't attend UW, and I am emotionally invested in this football program to a disgusting degree.
 
I've shared that I told DNC before the owen12 season that I felt sorry for him because he wasn't excited about that season.

The day Sark was hired everybody hated it. People forget that. But I was the guy saying it was a good hire.
 
I've shared that I told DNC before the owen12 season that I felt sorry for him because he wasn't excited about that season.

The day Sark was hired everybody hated it. People forget that. But I was the guy saying it was a good hire.
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It takes giant horse balls to admit this.
 
I genuinely thought we had a chance to beat Oregon in 2004

and 2005
and 2006
and 2007
and 2008 (what the fuck?)
and 2009
and 2010
and 2011
and 2012
and 2013
and 2014
and 2015
and 2016...
 
I have a cuog handle on the cuog boards that I occasionally use to post sad-but-true statements to make them all sad.
 
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