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Never throw three straight times, on the opponent's 35, and kick fielld goal with 2:30 left in the game to take the lead. . Now the opponent, namely Oregon State,has a mountain of time to win the game you fucking son-of-a-cunt Sark. I disliked you before that series. I HATED your dumbass after. I threw a beer at the wall I was so pissed. Should have billed the AD for cleanup and therapy afterwards . They hired the dipstick.

Actually 3 different UW coaches have cost me TVs

James - 1990 UCLA - Wild Turkey bottle through screen (fucking Tommy Maddox)
Lambo - 1996 @ ASU - TV out 3rd story apt window
Willingham - 2007 Oregon - End table meets bigscreen...TV loses battle.

I should have billed the AD. But I came to the conclusion that being a drunken fucking idiot cost me 3 TVs.

Now that I'm older, I'm not much wiser or any more sober. But I did get tired of buying new TVs. Just sayin...

 
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