Colorado players make it personal, seen walking on Oregon Ducks logo before the game

Triggered kindergarten shit.

MELTDOWN!

The son Damone never wanted is having a tough time.

Mike gets a wiff of ranked UW asshole and spams this board for 6+ months.

The sign of a dying Oregon program/Phil Knight.

A poor man’s Damone.

All of the screeching without any of the mistakenly clever subtext.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

All the same, a 90+ year old's failing heartbeat is all I really get from the Oregon program anymore.

It's 2010 every day from you people.

Chip agrees with me.

Am I supposed to care what the .500 coach from UCLA, who’s never beaten Oregon, thinks about anything?

I know that going .500 over six years means a lot to many of you from UW but some of us view this whole thing through a different lens.

I guess we're going to focus on Chip and not the pro sports owner who is giving up on college football and tried to buy the blazers as a result...
 
Triggered kindergarten shit.

MELTDOWN!

The son Damone never wanted is having a tough time.

Mike gets a wiff of ranked UW asshole and spams this board for 6+ months.

The sign of a dying Oregon program/Phil Knight.

A poor man’s Damone.

All of the screeching without any of the mistakenly clever subtext.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

All the same, a 90+ year old's failing heartbeat is all I really get from the Oregon program anymore.

It's 2010 every day from you people.

Chip agrees with me.

Am I supposed to care what the .500 coach from UCLA, who’s never beaten Oregon, thinks about anything?

I know that going .500 over six years means a lot to many of you from UW but some of us view this whole thing through a different lens.

I guess we're going to focus on Chip and not the pro sports owner who is giving up on college football and tried to buy the blazers as a result...

You brought up Husky spirit animal, King .500.

As for Uncle Phil, he’s been terrorizing you for 30 years. Not me.
 
Triggered kindergarten shit.

MELTDOWN!

The son Damone never wanted is having a tough time.

Mike gets a wiff of ranked UW asshole and spams this board for 6+ months.

The sign of a dying Oregon program/Phil Knight.

A poor man’s Damone.

All of the screeching without any of the mistakenly clever subtext.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

All the same, a 90+ year old's failing heartbeat is all I really get from the Oregon program anymore.

It's 2010 every day from you people.

Chip agrees with me.

Am I supposed to care what the .500 coach from UCLA, who’s never beaten Oregon, thinks about anything?

I know that going .500 over six years means a lot to many of you from UW but some of us view this whole thing through a different lens.

I guess we're going to focus on Chip and not the pro sports owner who is giving up on college football and tried to buy the blazers as a result...

You brought up Husky spirit animal, King .500.

As for Uncle Phil, he’s been terrorizing you for 30 years. Not me.

Chip thought UCLA was a better situation than Oregon. A program that hasn't won the conference in forever and who Mora shit on publicly for not caring about football. That's kind of noteworthy for the whole "Phil and Oregon are terrorizing doogs" narrative that you asphyxiate yourself over nightly to.

And Phil is done caring. He's off to the nursing home with fond memories of dancing in a baseball stadium, and he got his young coach with his lifetime contract. Won't ever have to worry about another coaching search again.
 
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Triggered kindergarten shit.

MELTDOWN!

The son Damone never wanted is having a tough time.

Mike gets a wiff of ranked UW asshole and spams this board for 6+ months.

The sign of a dying Oregon program/Phil Knight.

A poor man’s Damone.

All of the screeching without any of the mistakenly clever subtext.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

All the same, a 90+ year old's failing heartbeat is all I really get from the Oregon program anymore.

It's 2010 every day from you people.

Chip agrees with me.

Am I supposed to care what the .500 coach from UCLA, who’s never beaten Oregon, thinks about anything?

I know that going .500 over six years means a lot to many of you from UW but some of us view this whole thing through a different lens.

I guess we're going to focus on Chip and not the pro sports owner who is giving up on college football and tried to buy the blazers as a result...

You brought up Husky spirit animal, King .500.

As for Uncle Phil, he’s been terrorizing you for 30 years. Not me.

Chip thought UCLA was a better situation than Oregon. A program that hasn't won the conference in forever and who Mora shit on publicly for not caring about football. That's kind of noteworthy for the whole "Phil and Oregon are terrorizing doogs" narrative that you asphyxiate yourself over nightly to.

And Phil is done caring. He's off to the nursing home with fond memories of dancing in a baseball stadium, and he got his young coach with his lifetime contract. Won't ever have to worry about another coaching search again.

As I’ve been saying since 1995, Phil Knight is your problem. Not ours.

We have all the money we need for another two generations. We’ll just get a new guy if this one doesn’t work out.

Uncle Phil made sure if that.
 
Triggered kindergarten shit.

MELTDOWN!

The son Damone never wanted is having a tough time.

Mike gets a wiff of ranked UW asshole and spams this board for 6+ months.

The sign of a dying Oregon program/Phil Knight.

A poor man’s Damone.

All of the screeching without any of the mistakenly clever subtext.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

All the same, a 90+ year old's failing heartbeat is all I really get from the Oregon program anymore.

It's 2010 every day from you people.

Chip agrees with me.

Am I supposed to care what the .500 coach from UCLA, who’s never beaten Oregon, thinks about anything?

I know that going .500 over six years means a lot to many of you from UW but some of us view this whole thing through a different lens.

I guess we're going to focus on Chip and not the pro sports owner who is giving up on college football and tried to buy the blazers as a result...

You brought up Husky spirit animal, King .500.

As for Uncle Phil, he’s been terrorizing you for 30 years. Not me.

Chip thought UCLA was a better situation than Oregon. A program that hasn't won the conference in forever and who Mora shit on publicly for not caring about football. That's kind of noteworthy for the whole "Phil and Oregon are terrorizing doogs" narrative that you asphyxiate yourself over nightly to.

And Phil is done caring. He's off to the nursing home with fond memories of dancing in a baseball stadium, and he got his young coach with his lifetime contract. Won't ever have to worry about another coaching search again.

As I’ve been saying since 1995, Phil Knight is your problem. Not ours.

We have all the money we need for another two generations. We’ll just get a new guy if this one doesn’t work out.

Uncle Phil made sure if that.

lulz
 
Triggered kindergarten shit.

MELTDOWN!

The son Damone never wanted is having a tough time.

Mike gets a wiff of ranked UW asshole and spams this board for 6+ months.

The sign of a dying Oregon program/Phil Knight.

A poor man’s Damone.

All of the screeching without any of the mistakenly clever subtext.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

All the same, a 90+ year old's failing heartbeat is all I really get from the Oregon program anymore.

It's 2010 every day from you people.

Chip agrees with me.

Am I supposed to care what the .500 coach from UCLA, who’s never beaten Oregon, thinks about anything?

I know that going .500 over six years means a lot to many of you from UW but some of us view this whole thing through a different lens.

I guess we're going to focus on Chip and not the pro sports owner who is giving up on college football and tried to buy the blazers as a result...

You brought up Husky spirit animal, King .500.

As for Uncle Phil, he’s been terrorizing you for 30 years. Not me.

Chip thought UCLA was a better situation than Oregon. A program that hasn't won the conference in forever and who Mora shit on publicly for not caring about football. That's kind of noteworthy for the whole "Phil and Oregon are terrorizing doogs" narrative that you asphyxiate yourself over nightly to.

And Phil is done caring. He's off to the nursing home with fond memories of dancing in a baseball stadium, and he got his young coach with his lifetime contract. Won't ever have to worry about another coaching search again.

What is wrong with you?
 
Triggered kindergarten shit.

MELTDOWN!

The son Damone never wanted is having a tough time.

Mike gets a wiff of ranked UW asshole and spams this board for 6+ months.

The sign of a dying Oregon program/Phil Knight.

A poor man’s Damone.

All of the screeching without any of the mistakenly clever subtext.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

All the same, a 90+ year old's failing heartbeat is all I really get from the Oregon program anymore.

It's 2010 every day from you people.

Chip agrees with me.

Am I supposed to care what the .500 coach from UCLA, who’s never beaten Oregon, thinks about anything?

I know that going .500 over six years means a lot to many of you from UW but some of us view this whole thing through a different lens.

I guess we're going to focus on Chip and not the pro sports owner who is giving up on college football and tried to buy the blazers as a result...

You brought up Husky spirit animal, King .500.

As for Uncle Phil, he’s been terrorizing you for 30 years. Not me.

Chip thought UCLA was a better situation than Oregon. A program that hasn't won the conference in forever and who Mora shit on publicly for not caring about football. That's kind of noteworthy for the whole "Phil and Oregon are terrorizing doogs" narrative that you asphyxiate yourself over nightly to.

And Phil is done caring. He's off to the nursing home with fond memories of dancing in a baseball stadium, and he got his young coach with his lifetime contract. Won't ever have to worry about another coaching search again.

As I’ve been saying since 1995, Phil Knight is your problem. Not ours.

We have all the money we need for another two generations. We’ll just get a new guy if this one doesn’t work out.

Uncle Phil made sure if that.

lulz

Correct.
 
Triggered kindergarten shit.

MELTDOWN!

The son Damone never wanted is having a tough time.

Mike gets a wiff of ranked UW asshole and spams this board for 6+ months.

The sign of a dying Oregon program/Phil Knight.

A poor man’s Damone.

All of the screeching without any of the mistakenly clever subtext.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

All the same, a 90+ year old's failing heartbeat is all I really get from the Oregon program anymore.

It's 2010 every day from you people.

Chip agrees with me.

Am I supposed to care what the .500 coach from UCLA, who’s never beaten Oregon, thinks about anything?

I know that going .500 over six years means a lot to many of you from UW but some of us view this whole thing through a different lens.

I guess we're going to focus on Chip and not the pro sports owner who is giving up on college football and tried to buy the blazers as a result...

You brought up Husky spirit animal, King .500.

As for Uncle Phil, he’s been terrorizing you for 30 years. Not me.

Chip thought UCLA was a better situation than Oregon. A program that hasn't won the conference in forever and who Mora shit on publicly for not caring about football. That's kind of noteworthy for the whole "Phil and Oregon are terrorizing doogs" narrative that you asphyxiate yourself over nightly to.

And Phil is done caring. He's off to the nursing home with fond memories of dancing in a baseball stadium, and he got his young coach with his lifetime contract. Won't ever have to worry about another coaching search again.

As I’ve been saying since 1995, Phil Knight is your problem. Not ours.

We have all the money we need for another two generations. We’ll just get a new guy if this one doesn’t work out.

Uncle Phil made sure if that.

No NC.

8-4 or something last year. You couldn't even keep Faggart, a complete fraud, and Mario jumped ship as soon as possible. Stepping stone program, dipshit.
 
Triggered kindergarten shit.

MELTDOWN!

The son Damone never wanted is having a tough time.

Mike gets a wiff of ranked UW asshole and spams this board for 6+ months.

The sign of a dying Oregon program/Phil Knight.

A poor man’s Damone.

All of the screeching without any of the mistakenly clever subtext.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

All the same, a 90+ year old's failing heartbeat is all I really get from the Oregon program anymore.

It's 2010 every day from you people.

Chip agrees with me.

Am I supposed to care what the .500 coach from UCLA, who’s never beaten Oregon, thinks about anything?

I know that going .500 over six years means a lot to many of you from UW but some of us view this whole thing through a different lens.

I guess we're going to focus on Chip and not the pro sports owner who is giving up on college football and tried to buy the blazers as a result...

You brought up Husky spirit animal, King .500.

As for Uncle Phil, he’s been terrorizing you for 30 years. Not me.

Chip thought UCLA was a better situation than Oregon. A program that hasn't won the conference in forever and who Mora shit on publicly for not caring about football. That's kind of noteworthy for the whole "Phil and Oregon are terrorizing doogs" narrative that you asphyxiate yourself over nightly to.

And Phil is done caring. He's off to the nursing home with fond memories of dancing in a baseball stadium, and he got his young coach with his lifetime contract. Won't ever have to worry about another coaching search again.

As I’ve been saying since 1995, Phil Knight is your problem. Not ours.

We have all the money we need for another two generations. We’ll just get a new guy if this one doesn’t work out.

Uncle Phil made sure if that.

No NC.

8-4 or something last year. You couldn't even keep Faggart, a complete fraud, and Mario jumped ship as soon as possible. Stepping stone program, dipshit.

As I’ve said before, I dream of the day our coaches stay as long as they want and win nothing. I’ll just have to live vicariously through the losers up North.
 
LULZ

Did someone get PWNED, dork?

Pwned? Dork?

JFC, the next time your wife is wrapping presents make sure she strangles you to death with a ribbon.

Nothing post. Nothing poster.
 
Triggered kindergarten shit.

MELTDOWN!

The son Damone never wanted is having a tough time.

Mike gets a wiff of ranked UW asshole and spams this board for 6+ months.

The sign of a dying Oregon program/Phil Knight.

A poor man’s Damone.

All of the screeching without any of the mistakenly clever subtext.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

All the same, a 90+ year old's failing heartbeat is all I really get from the Oregon program anymore.

It's 2010 every day from you people.

Chip agrees with me.

Am I supposed to care what the .500 coach from UCLA, who’s never beaten Oregon, thinks about anything?

I know that going .500 over six years means a lot to many of you from UW but some of us view this whole thing through a different lens.

I guess we're going to focus on Chip and not the pro sports owner who is giving up on college football and tried to buy the blazers as a result...

You brought up Husky spirit animal, King .500.

As for Uncle Phil, he’s been terrorizing you for 30 years. Not me.

Chip thought UCLA was a better situation than Oregon. A program that hasn't won the conference in forever and who Mora shit on publicly for not caring about football. That's kind of noteworthy for the whole "Phil and Oregon are terrorizing doogs" narrative that you asphyxiate yourself over nightly to.

And Phil is done caring. He's off to the nursing home with fond memories of dancing in a baseball stadium, and he got his young coach with his lifetime contract. Won't ever have to worry about another coaching search again.

As I’ve been saying since 1995, Phil Knight is your problem. Not ours.

We have all the money we need for another two generations. We’ll just get a new guy if this one doesn’t work out.

Uncle Phil made sure if that.

No NC.

8-4 or something last year. You couldn't even keep Faggart, a complete fraud, and Mario jumped ship as soon as possible. Stepping stone program, dipshit.

As I’ve said before, I dream of the day our coaches stay as long as they want and win nothing. I’ll just have to live vicariously through the losers up North.

Yeah Mike you're so clever.

Your dream came true with Rich Brooks and Bellotti.

Your unicorn coach didn't want to be in Eugene and then decided that Oregon's super awesome marketing machine wasn't a great option when he got booted from the NFL, which we both know that the quooks would have rolled out the red carpet and spawned a million Willy Lyles for him if need be.

The answer was still No.

Amazing program..
 
Triggered kindergarten shit.

MELTDOWN!

The son Damone never wanted is having a tough time.

Mike gets a wiff of ranked UW asshole and spams this board for 6+ months.

The sign of a dying Oregon program/Phil Knight.

A poor man’s Damone.

All of the screeching without any of the mistakenly clever subtext.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

All the same, a 90+ year old's failing heartbeat is all I really get from the Oregon program anymore.

It's 2010 every day from you people.

Chip agrees with me.

Am I supposed to care what the .500 coach from UCLA, who’s never beaten Oregon, thinks about anything?

I know that going .500 over six years means a lot to many of you from UW but some of us view this whole thing through a different lens.

I guess we're going to focus on Chip and not the pro sports owner who is giving up on college football and tried to buy the blazers as a result...

You brought up Husky spirit animal, King .500.

As for Uncle Phil, he’s been terrorizing you for 30 years. Not me.

Chip thought UCLA was a better situation than Oregon. A program that hasn't won the conference in forever and who Mora shit on publicly for not caring about football. That's kind of noteworthy for the whole "Phil and Oregon are terrorizing doogs" narrative that you asphyxiate yourself over nightly to.

And Phil is done caring. He's off to the nursing home with fond memories of dancing in a baseball stadium, and he got his young coach with his lifetime contract. Won't ever have to worry about another coaching search again.

As I’ve been saying since 1995, Phil Knight is your problem. Not ours.

We have all the money we need for another two generations. We’ll just get a new guy if this one doesn’t work out.

Uncle Phil made sure if that.

No NC.

8-4 or something last year. You couldn't even keep Faggart, a complete fraud, and Mario jumped ship as soon as possible. Stepping stone program, dipshit.

As I’ve said before, I dream of the day our coaches stay as long as they want and win nothing. I’ll just have to live vicariously through the losers up North.

Yeah Mike you're so clever.

Your dream came true with Rich Brooks and Bellotti.

Your unicorn coach didn't want to be in Eugene and then decided that Oregon's super awesome marketing machine wasn't a great option when he got booted from the NFL, which we both know that the quooks would have rolled out the red carpet and spawned a million Willy Lyles for him if need be.

The answer was still No.

Amazing program..

HAIEDALWAVE!!!!!
 
Triggered kindergarten shit.

MELTDOWN!

The son Damone never wanted is having a tough time.

Mike gets a wiff of ranked UW asshole and spams this board for 6+ months.

The sign of a dying Oregon program/Phil Knight.

A poor man’s Damone.

All of the screeching without any of the mistakenly clever subtext.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

All the same, a 90+ year old's failing heartbeat is all I really get from the Oregon program anymore.

It's 2010 every day from you people.

Chip agrees with me.

Am I supposed to care what the .500 coach from UCLA, who’s never beaten Oregon, thinks about anything?

I know that going .500 over six years means a lot to many of you from UW but some of us view this whole thing through a different lens.

I guess we're going to focus on Chip and not the pro sports owner who is giving up on college football and tried to buy the blazers as a result...

You brought up Husky spirit animal, King .500.

As for Uncle Phil, he’s been terrorizing you for 30 years. Not me.

Chip thought UCLA was a better situation than Oregon. A program that hasn't won the conference in forever and who Mora shit on publicly for not caring about football. That's kind of noteworthy for the whole "Phil and Oregon are terrorizing doogs" narrative that you asphyxiate yourself over nightly to.

And Phil is done caring. He's off to the nursing home with fond memories of dancing in a baseball stadium, and he got his young coach with his lifetime contract. Won't ever have to worry about another coaching search again.

As I’ve been saying since 1995, Phil Knight is your problem. Not ours.

We have all the money we need for another two generations. We’ll just get a new guy if this one doesn’t work out.

Uncle Phil made sure if that.

No NC.

8-4 or something last year. You couldn't even keep Faggart, a complete fraud, and Mario jumped ship as soon as possible. Stepping stone program, dipshit.

As I’ve said before, I dream of the day our coaches stay as long as they want and win nothing. I’ll just have to live vicariously through the losers up North.

Yeah Mike you're so clever.

Your dream came true with Rich Brooks and Bellotti.

Your unicorn coach didn't want to be in Eugene and then decided that Oregon's super awesome marketing machine wasn't a great option when he got booted from the NFL, which we both know that the quooks would have rolled out the red carpet and spawned a million Willy Lyles for him if need be.

The answer was still No.

Amazing program..

HAIEDALWAVE!!!!!

Mike hasn't been the same since Jonathan Smith rubbed his flabby tits together and called 19 straight inside zone runs, just as a joke.

It's obvious.
 
Triggered kindergarten shit.

MELTDOWN!

The son Damone never wanted is having a tough time.

Mike gets a wiff of ranked UW asshole and spams this board for 6+ months.

The sign of a dying Oregon program/Phil Knight.

A poor man’s Damone.

All of the screeching without any of the mistakenly clever subtext.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

All the same, a 90+ year old's failing heartbeat is all I really get from the Oregon program anymore.

It's 2010 every day from you people.

Chip agrees with me.

Am I supposed to care what the .500 coach from UCLA, who’s never beaten Oregon, thinks about anything?

I know that going .500 over six years means a lot to many of you from UW but some of us view this whole thing through a different lens.

I guess we're going to focus on Chip and not the pro sports owner who is giving up on college football and tried to buy the blazers as a result...

You brought up Husky spirit animal, King .500.

As for Uncle Phil, he’s been terrorizing you for 30 years. Not me.

Chip thought UCLA was a better situation than Oregon. A program that hasn't won the conference in forever and who Mora shit on publicly for not caring about football. That's kind of noteworthy for the whole "Phil and Oregon are terrorizing doogs" narrative that you asphyxiate yourself over nightly to.

And Phil is done caring. He's off to the nursing home with fond memories of dancing in a baseball stadium, and he got his young coach with his lifetime contract. Won't ever have to worry about another coaching search again.

@haie doesn’t have a screw loose.

Not

At

All.
 
@haie has obviously been put on the desert by the fat wife. Those uw v Oregon scoreboard pics are no longer working either.
 
LULZ

Did someone get PWNED, dork?

Pwned? Dork?

JFC, the next time your wife is wrapping presents make sure she strangles you to death with a ribbon.

Nothing post. Nothing poster.

The next time your fat wife rolls over on you “slender” man, hopefully she smothers you.
 
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