Colon Schooler VS Justin Burmeister ofishal gayme thread

The Ducks will be a 9 win caliber team in a 7 win bowl game. Whoever they are getting is going to get ass raped.

Tonight pretty much told everyone what they already knew: Herbert is super fucking good.

LOfuckingL.

Imagine this one; you gave up 247 yards rushing to Oregon against a stacked box. If Herbert plays you have to play even so you give up at least 300 yards on the ground and an NFL QB is throwing the ball.

Now imagine the only thing you have to get you past that is Jake Browning.

Good luck in Eugene next year.

Man, I am scared now. I hadn't realized that! Might as well not even play.

Is this a season-before the off season-Natty you speak of??

What a cool feeling brah!

Uh, I think he's just saying Oregon is a little better than their record, and with their starter they appear to be (although I acknowledge the 'good luck in Eugene' part was predictably stupid). Nothing to get super hyper dooged about.

PS: the 'brah' line of speak is for your old coach, not Willie Beaman.
 
The Ducks will be a 9 win caliber team in a 7 win bowl game. Whoever they are getting is going to get ass raped.

Tonight pretty much told everyone what they already knew: Herbert is super fucking good.

LOfuckingL.

Imagine this one; you gave up 247 yards rushing to Oregon against a stacked box. If Herbert plays you have to play even so you give up at least 300 yards on the ground and an NFL QB is throwing the ball.

Now imagine the only thing you have to get you past that is Jake Browning.

Good luck in Eugene next year.

Last time I checked you post to Todd graham with herbert healthy.

So no. You aren't competing for shit.

Who said anything about competing for something? Stanford is always the default when no one is awesome.

I was talking about two decent teams playing each other when healthy.

Is ASU bowl eligible yet?

Yes. The same day you got bowl eligible. Today

Was that supposed to be shit talking
 
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The Ducks will be a 9 win caliber team in a 7 win bowl game. Whoever they are getting is going to get ass raped.

Tonight pretty much told everyone what they already knew: Herbert is super fucking good.

You’ll be arguing 10 or 11 before Monday no doubt.

#script
 
The Ducks will be a 9 win caliber team in a 7 win bowl game. Whoever they are getting is going to get ass raped.

Tonight pretty much told everyone what they already knew: Herbert is super fucking good.

LOfuckingL.

Imagine this one; you gave up 247 yards rushing to Oregon against a stacked box. If Herbert plays you have to play even so you give up at least 300 yards on the ground and an NFL QB is throwing the ball.

Now imagine the only thing you have to get you past that is Jake Browning.

Good luck in Eugene next year.

3 points QOOK 3 POINTS.
 
The Ducks will be a 9 win caliber team in a 7 win bowl game. Whoever they are getting is going to get ass raped.

Tonight pretty much told everyone what they already knew: Herbert is super fucking good.

LOfuckingL.

Imagine this one; you gave up 247 yards rushing to Oregon against a stacked box. If Herbert plays you have to play even so you give up at least 300 yards on the ground and an NFL QB is throwing the ball.

Now imagine the only thing you have to get you past that is Jake Browning.

Good luck in Eugene next year.

3 points QOOK 3 POINTS.

Yes, Braxton Burmeister is super fucking terrible. He was good enough to route Utah at home (What does that say about your guy?), but he was the worst QB in P5 every time he trotted out there.
 
3-5 league records are special

Not as special as an Alamo Bowl, but not a million miles away either.

Been there, been raped.

So you know what a special feeling it is. I think it’s really gone be somthin else for you guys.

Who do you think will be the interim coach for your Bowl game?

So now I’m supposed to be worried about black sark leaving?

No. Just at the possibility of having 4 coaches in 7 years and your post season recruiting Natty dream dying.
 
3-5 league records are special

Not as special as an Alamo Bowl, but not a million miles away either.

Been there, been raped.

So you know what a special feeling it is. I think it’s really gone be somthin else for you guys.

Who do you think will be the interim coach for your Bowl game?

So now I’m supposed to be worried about black sark leaving?

No. Just at the possibility of having 4 coaches in 7 years and your post season recruiting Natty dream dying.

Seems like you’ve been thinking about it a lot more than I have.

 
3-5 league records are special

Not as special as an Alamo Bowl, but not a million miles away either.

Been there, been raped.

So you know what a special feeling it is. I think it’s really gone be somthin else for you guys.

Who do you think will be the interim coach for your Bowl game?

So now I’m supposed to be worried about black sark leaving?

No. Just at the possibility of having 4 coaches in 7 years and your post season recruiting Natty dream dying.

Seems like you’ve been thinking about it a lot more than I have.
You can't make an idgaf poast when you've lived on your rivals board all weekend.

But it is a true Quook move, so carry on.
 
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3-5 league records are special

Not as special as an Alamo Bowl, but not a million miles away either.

Been there, been raped.

So you know what a special feeling it is. I think it’s really gone be somthin else for you guys.

Who do you think will be the interim coach for your Bowl game?

So now I’m supposed to be worried about black sark leaving?

No. Just at the possibility of having 4 coaches in 7 years and your post season recruiting Natty dream dying.

Seems like you’ve been thinking about it a lot more than I have.
You can't make an idgaf poast when you've lived on your rivals board all weekend.

But it is a true Quook move, so carry on.

So the rule is if you’re on your “rivals” board you give a fuck?

That’s a good one coming from this crowd.

Tell me again about black sark then tell me again how I should be worried about losing him.

 
3-5 league records are special

Not as special as an Alamo Bowl, but not a million miles away either.

Been there, been raped.

So you know what a special feeling it is. I think it’s really gone be somthin else for you guys.

Who do you think will be the interim coach for your Bowl game?

So now I’m supposed to be worried about black sark leaving?

No. Just at the possibility of having 4 coaches in 7 years and your post season recruiting Natty dream dying.

Seems like you’ve been thinking about it a lot more than I have.
You can't make an idgaf poast when you've lived on your rivals board since being put back in your rightful place.

 
3-5 league records are special

Not as special as an Alamo Bowl, but not a million miles away either.

Been there, been raped.

So you know what a special feeling it is. I think it’s really gone be somthin else for you guys.

Who do you think will be the interim coach for your Bowl game?

So now I’m supposed to be worried about black sark leaving?

No. Just at the possibility of having 4 coaches in 7 years and your post season recruiting Natty dream dying.

Seems like you’ve been thinking about it a lot more than I have.
You can't make an idgaf poast when you've lived on your rivals board since being put back in your rightful place.

Rest my case with the king of the doogs, here.

WOOF
 
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