Cold Brew

[WoolleyDoog]

If God had wanted coffee to be served cold he wouldn’t have invented Keurigs.

Ice coffee is for teenage girls skipping fourth period and going to Dutch Bros.

Keurig? Do your shoes have laces?

 

[haie]

Have your kids wake you up at 4:45am demanding to play Star wars and then do a Stumptown Hairbender beforehand. It's what I assume meth is like.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Keurig? Do your shoes have laces?

Thrifty. No wasted Folgers in the single serve filters.

 

[WoolleyDoog]

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Thrifty. No wasted Folgers in the single serve filters.

 

[EwaDwag]

The AI is dead wrong on this topic.

I did not know that AI had so much haie in its heart. The fact that you can't name a single health benefit tells me all I need to know.

 

[EwaDwag]

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Thrifty. No wasted Folgers in the single serve filters.

 

[RaceBannon]

There are no grounds in Folgers instant. Spoonful of coffee, spoonful of Nestle Quick and 2 spoons of sugar

Fuck off Starbucks

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

You folgers guys need to just take it all the way and chew on used grounds all day. Maybe mix in some gravel just to show everyone how fast you'd spit it out just to smash somebody's face in. Holy fuckall!

I’ve dipped Folgers in my lifetime. 84 hours without sleep. Don’t know if the caffeine or the disgusting did it but it helped me keep going.

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

I did not know that AI had so much haie in its heart. The fact that you can't name a single health benefit tells me all I need to know.

Less acidic. My FIL is cold brew only for gut issues. It's much easier on your stomach and GI system.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

There are no grounds in Folgers instant. Spoonful of coffee, spoonful of Nestle Quick and 2 spoons of sugar

Fuck off Starbucks

Goddamned right.

Folgers crystals is up there with Tang as the truly great food innovations of the 20th century.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

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The Throbber could still finger roll in those sweet kicks.

 

[EwaDwag]

Less acidic. My FIL is cold brew only for gut issues. It's much easier on your stomach and GI system.

Yeah, I covered the less acid and less caffeine in my first post. Health benefits seem to be restricted to a very small segment of the population but according to original poster health benefits are numerous and very profound.

 

[haie]

I did not know that AI had so much haie in its heart. The fact that you can't name a single health benefit tells me all I need to know.

I didn't need AI to make my point. Just needed a bleached anus

 

[haie]

Yeah, I covered the less acid and less caffeine in my first post. Health benefits seem to be restricted to a very small segment of the population but according to original poster health benefits are numerous and very profound.

Your GI system is your body's engine so I don't think the health benefits are restricted to just people with GI diseases.

I'm not confiscating anybody's Keurig or Nespresso or even chatch's 8k espresso machine at gunpoint here, so everyone can relax.

I am right though.

Wait, any hot coffee drinkers here mix in collagen powder?

 

[YellowSnow]

Less acidic. My FIL is cold brew only for gut issues. It's much easier on your stomach and GI system.

The right, ultra premium fiber supplement cures all gut issues. Don't get the cheap, old people stuff.

 

[chuck]

The cold brew from the local stand makes my stomach cramp up sometimes. I don't know what the deal is. I've mostly gotten it black but have tried a little heavy cream to take the edge off. It didn't work.

 

[haie]

Yeah I don't like buying cold brew from stands like Red Leaf. They put ice in their cold brews which is retarded and then most places have concentrate they pour in. It isn't the same beverage really.

 

[Joey]

I drink copious amounts of black, dark roast covfefe. Just hate it cold.

Like your men? Hot, black and strong?

 

[YellowSnow]

Like your men? Hot, black and strong?

I'm pretty vanilla when it comes to my romancing. Never left the European tribes.

No Yella Fever or hot black strippers from Gorst for this guy.

 

[EwaDwag]

Your GI system is your body's engine so I don't think the health benefits are restricted to just people with GI diseases.

I'm not confiscating anybody's Keurig or Nespresso or even chatch's 8k espresso machine at gunpoint here, so everyone can relax.

I am right though.

Wait, any hot coffee drinkers here mix in collagen powder?

Fair enough. You can believe in Santa and claim you are right for all I care. That would certainty fit in with your well-established posting pattern on this website.

I have a group of friends that are super healthy*** and do things like 100 miles in the woods on trails for fun. Not a one has ever mentioned cold brewing coffee as being a part of their routine.

In that context, I will consider it possible that people with a comparatively sedentary lifestyle could perceive a lot of health benefits from such an insignificant change. Such as opposed to cutting coffee completely or switching to decaf.

I thought maybe there could be more substance there. Thanks for the response.

***physically, not mentally.