Coaching tendencies that piss you off

Not running the ball 4 times when having 1st and goal from inside the 5.
Predicting underclassmen to be all-conference players by the time they r seniors.
Saving timeouts for the second half.
Making in game adjustments to abandon the run when your ball carriers are averaging over 5 yards a carry.
Being obese, uncalled for. Set a good example for your "kids".
Getting a delay-of-game penalty before snapping the first play out of a timeout.
 
Not fouling to protect a three point lead.
Never learning to draw up a decent out of bounds play.
 
Not fouling to protect a three point lead.
Never learning to draw up a decent out of bounds play.

This. My friends and I used to go nuts about this in '03. Ten years later he still hasn't learned an OOB play.
 
Going for 2 after your first TD. We get it dick.

The new, smart coaches are doing that. It will take the hidebound (coaches and fans) a while to catch up. Some never will. Same thing happens on business. The American Auto companies come to mind way back when.
 
Not fouling to protect a three point lead.
Never learning to draw up a decent out of bounds play.

Really good one, especially the one about not fouling up three. According to FleenorFS, because of practice time restrictions, the team has no time to practice in bounds play unless they don't want to practice defense and rebounding. That's why teams that play great defense like Duke and Louisville don't have any inbounds plays. Oh, wait.. They do. Fleenor might say more dumb shit than Kim.

 
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