Coach Prime

[GreenRiverGatorz]

The performative religious fraud currently getting his doors blown off by a vastly inferior team in the only game that matters for them, second consecutive year.

A little early to be dancing on their grave, but as a licensed Deion hater I'm obligated to add that this is just against a shitty HBCU that might as well be a D3 level team. Actual FCS champs NDSU would plunger both of these teams.

 

[ntxduck]

The performative religious fraud currently getting his doors blown off by a vastly inferior team in the only game that matters for them, second consecutive year.

A little early to be dancing on their grave, but as a licensed Deion hater I'm obligated to add that this is just against a shitty HBCU that might as well be a D3 level team. Actual FCS champs NDSU would plunger both of these teams.

Yeah they should win eventually. This is the talent gap equivalent of UW playing a bad Mountain west team. Just annoyed because i saw this clip this morning and literally threw up. If I’d ever had a coach who did this I’d be thrown off the team so fast after cracking up (big belly laughs in the locker room)
https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1604164858848546816?s=46&t=0Y2romA2Rnirw29BThlgdA

 

[theknowledge]

The performative religious fraud currently getting his doors blown off by a vastly inferior team in the only game that matters for them, second consecutive year.

A little early to be dancing on their grave, but as a licensed Deion hater I'm obligated to add that this is just against a shitty HBCU that might as well be a D3 level team. Actual FCS champs NDSU would plunger both of these teams.

Yeah they should win eventually. This is the talent gap equivalent of UW playing a bad Mountain west team. Just annoyed because i saw this clip this morning and literally threw up. If I’d ever had a coach who did this I’d be thrown off the team so fast after cracking up (big belly laughs in the locker room)
https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1604164858848546816?s=46&t=0Y2romA2Rnirw29BThlgdA

ugh. He almost squeezed a tear out. I'm in the camp that thinks he'll acquire enough talent to get Colorado to win but this is pretty cringe. Not gonna lie.

 

[GreenRiverGatorz]

The performative religious fraud currently getting his doors blown off by a vastly inferior team in the only game that matters for them, second consecutive year.

A little early to be dancing on their grave, but as a licensed Deion hater I'm obligated to add that this is just against a shitty HBCU that might as well be a D3 level team. Actual FCS champs NDSU would plunger both of these teams.

Yeah they should win eventually. This is the talent gap equivalent of UW playing a bad Mountain west team. Just annoyed because i saw this clip this morning and literally threw up. If I’d ever had a coach who did this I’d be thrown off the team so fast after cracking up (big belly laughs in the locker room)
https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1604164858848546816?s=46&t=0Y2romA2Rnirw29BThlgdA

Black Sark? No, Black Kenneth Copeland.

 

[GreenRiverGatorz]

The announcers constantly calling this a "national championship game" is the most 2020 Pac-12 North champs bullshit I've ever heard.

 

[GreenRiverGatorz]

A white kid dropping the ball and losing Jackson State the game is straight out of a Chappelle's Show bit.

 

[ntxduck]

He’s going to be such a disaster in fbs it will be hilarious.

 

[DerekJohnson]

He’s going to be such a disaster in fbs it will be hilarious.

Oh I don't know about that

 

[ntxduck]

He’s going to be such a disaster in fbs it will be hilarious.

Oh I don't know about that

He can’t beat decent teams that he is exponentially more talented than in FCS. Why would he be able to beat competent teams that he has less talent than at the FBS level? Hell bring some talent to Boulder, but overall they’ll still be middle of the pack. Plus, his son isn’t fbs caliber and he’ll insist on starting him

 

[DerekJohnson]

He’s going to be such a disaster in fbs it will be hilarious.

Oh I don't know about that

He can’t beat decent teams that he is exponentially more talented than in FCS. Why would he be able to beat competent teams that he has less talent than at the FBS level? Hell bring some talent to Boulder, but overall they’ll still be middle of the pack. Plus, his son isn’t fbs caliber and he’ll insist on starting him

I respect your opinion but I think you're jumping the gun on this

 

[ntxduck]

He’s going to be such a disaster in fbs it will be hilarious.

Oh I don't know about that

He can’t beat decent teams that he is exponentially more talented than in FCS. Why would he be able to beat competent teams that he has less talent than at the FBS level? Hell bring some talent to Boulder, but overall they’ll still be middle of the pack. Plus, his son isn’t fbs caliber and he’ll insist on starting him

I respect your opinion but I think you're jumping the gun on this

The only chance he has is if he allows an open qb competition. His son will get eaten alive against p5 teams.

 

[GreenRiverGatorz]

He’s going to be such a disaster in fbs it will be hilarious.

Oh I don't know about that

He can’t beat decent teams that he is exponentially more talented than in FCS. Why would he be able to beat competent teams that he has less talent than at the FBS level? Hell bring some talent to Boulder, but overall they’ll still be middle of the pack. Plus, his son isn’t fbs caliber and he’ll insist on starting him

I respect your opinion but I think you're jumping the gun on this

The people jumping the gun are the chucklefucks who threw a $30m hail mary at a guy who has been coaching at the college level in any capacity for less than three years, and is playing in the equivalent of a D2 conference.

You can admit you love his sizzle and just leave it at that.

 

[DerekJohnson]

He’s going to be such a disaster in fbs it will be hilarious.

Oh I don't know about that

He can’t beat decent teams that he is exponentially more talented than in FCS. Why would he be able to beat competent teams that he has less talent than at the FBS level? Hell bring some talent to Boulder, but overall they’ll still be middle of the pack. Plus, his son isn’t fbs caliber and he’ll insist on starting him

I respect your opinion but I think you're jumping the gun on this

The people jumping the gun are the chucklefucks who threw a $30m hail mary at a guy who has been coaching at the college level in any capacity for less than three years, and is playing in the equivalent of a D2 conference.

You can admit you love his sizzle and just leave it at that.

He is going to recruit like a motherfucker

Talk to me about it in two years

 

[ntxduck]

He’s going to be such a disaster in fbs it will be hilarious.

Oh I don't know about that

He can’t beat decent teams that he is exponentially more talented than in FCS. Why would he be able to beat competent teams that he has less talent than at the FBS level? Hell bring some talent to Boulder, but overall they’ll still be middle of the pack. Plus, his son isn’t fbs caliber and he’ll insist on starting him

I respect your opinion but I think you're jumping the gun on this

The people jumping the gun are the chucklefucks who threw a $30m hail mary at a guy who has been coaching at the college level in any capacity for less than three years, and is playing in the equivalent of a D2 conference.

You can admit you love his sizzle and just leave it at that.

He is going to recruit like a motherfucker

Talk to me about it in two years

I would put money on him never sniffing a top 10 class to Boulder

 

[GreenRiverGatorz]

He’s going to be such a disaster in fbs it will be hilarious.

Oh I don't know about that

He can’t beat decent teams that he is exponentially more talented than in FCS. Why would he be able to beat competent teams that he has less talent than at the FBS level? Hell bring some talent to Boulder, but overall they’ll still be middle of the pack. Plus, his son isn’t fbs caliber and he’ll insist on starting him

I respect your opinion but I think you're jumping the gun on this

The people jumping the gun are the chucklefucks who threw a $30m hail mary at a guy who has been coaching at the college level in any capacity for less than three years, and is playing in the equivalent of a D2 conference.

You can admit you love his sizzle and just leave it at that.

He is going to recruit like a motherfucker

Talk to me about it in two years

Sizzlers often do!

 

[RoadDawg55]

He’s going to be such a disaster in fbs it will be hilarious.

Oh I don't know about that

He can’t beat decent teams that he is exponentially more talented than in FCS. Why would he be able to beat competent teams that he has less talent than at the FBS level? Hell bring some talent to Boulder, but overall they’ll still be middle of the pack. Plus, his son isn’t fbs caliber and he’ll insist on starting him

I respect your opinion but I think you're jumping the gun on this

The people jumping the gun are the chucklefucks who threw a $30m hail mary at a guy who has been coaching at the college level in any capacity for less than three years, and is playing in the equivalent of a D2 conference.

You can admit you love his sizzle and just leave it at that.

Colorado doesn’t need an elite X’s and O’s coach. They need talent and the program is dead. Deion was a good hire.

 

[GreenRiverGatorz]

He’s going to be such a disaster in fbs it will be hilarious.

Oh I don't know about that

He can’t beat decent teams that he is exponentially more talented than in FCS. Why would he be able to beat competent teams that he has less talent than at the FBS level? Hell bring some talent to Boulder, but overall they’ll still be middle of the pack. Plus, his son isn’t fbs caliber and he’ll insist on starting him

I respect your opinion but I think you're jumping the gun on this

The people jumping the gun are the chucklefucks who threw a $30m hail mary at a guy who has been coaching at the college level in any capacity for less than three years, and is playing in the equivalent of a D2 conference.

You can admit you love his sizzle and just leave it at that.

Colorado doesn’t need an elite X’s and O’s coach. They need talent and the program is dead. Deion was a good hire.

Like all programs they just need to win. I don't see how anything improves if prime brings in a boat load of talent and still flames in epic fashion. You still have to fucking win.

 

[AEB]

A white kid dropping the ball and losing Jackson State the game is straight out of a Chappelle's Show bit.

There is so much awesome in this take. I had to rewind the highlights because I couldn’t believe what I saw.

 

[theknowledge]

He’s going to be such a disaster in fbs it will be hilarious.

Oh I don't know about that

He can’t beat decent teams that he is exponentially more talented than in FCS. Why would he be able to beat competent teams that he has less talent than at the FBS level? Hell bring some talent to Boulder, but overall they’ll still be middle of the pack. Plus, his son isn’t fbs caliber and he’ll insist on starting him

I respect your opinion but I think you're jumping the gun on this

The people jumping the gun are the chucklefucks who threw a $30m hail mary at a guy who has been coaching at the college level in any capacity for less than three years, and is playing in the equivalent of a D2 conference.

You can admit you love his sizzle and just leave it at that.

Colorado doesn’t need an elite X’s and O’s coach. They need talent and the program is dead. Deion was a good hire.

Like all programs they just need to win. I don't see how anything improves if prime brings in a boat load of talent and still flames in epic fashion. You still have to fucking win.

Sean Lewis coaches offense. The guy from Alabama who was DC at FSU under Jimbo coaches defense. Sanders acquires the talent, gives impassioned speeches, cries and praises god. Deion is the ring master, not the lion trainer. I think it’s going to work eventually. I’ve got my popcorn ready either way, it should be spectacular theatre.

 

[RoadDawg55]

He’s going to be such a disaster in fbs it will be hilarious.

Oh I don't know about that

He can’t beat decent teams that he is exponentially more talented than in FCS. Why would he be able to beat competent teams that he has less talent than at the FBS level? Hell bring some talent to Boulder, but overall they’ll still be middle of the pack. Plus, his son isn’t fbs caliber and he’ll insist on starting him

I respect your opinion but I think you're jumping the gun on this

The people jumping the gun are the chucklefucks who threw a $30m hail mary at a guy who has been coaching at the college level in any capacity for less than three years, and is playing in the equivalent of a D2 conference.

You can admit you love his sizzle and just leave it at that.

Colorado doesn’t need an elite X’s and O’s coach. They need talent and the program is dead. Deion was a good hire.

Like all programs they just need to win. I don't see how anything improves if prime brings in a boat load of talent and still flames in epic fashion. You still have to fucking win.

Sean Lewis coaches offense. The guy from Alabama who was DC at FSU under Jimbo coaches defense. Sanders acquires the talent, gives impassioned speeches, cries and praises god. Deion is the ring master, not the lion trainer. I think it’s going to work eventually. I’ve got my popcorn ready either way, it should be spectacular theatre.

This. I don’t know if they will win a championship, but criticizing the hire is trying a little too hard IMO.