Man, if I follow people I know on instagram that post too many bikini pictures my fiancé unfollows them for me, must be nice playing the “it’s for work” card...
HH Pro-tip: Cancel the wedding and move to a different state
To be fair I only followed them for their pictures because I sure don’t give a shit what else they are up to these days...
I'm just saying, do NOT get married. Under any circumstances. Unless you are mid-40's. If you are in your 20's or 30's, NEVER get married. Go bang out about a hundred more girls and party. Marriage is for suckers.
Where the fuck were you in my life 19 years ago!?
honstly, I always wonder if the concept of marriage is some sham narrative pushed by people who want a bigger pool of pussy for themselves. they laugh as people get married and then they cackle like the Cheech Marin character in From Dusk to Dawn.
"Come on in pussy lover! We got dark pussy, white pussy, yellow pussy ... smelly pussy ... naugahyde pussy!" ...
I get marriage when you hit your mid 40's, because I am there and I can't pull ass like I used to. I'm fucking half dead already. If CLS ever comes back around and I can marry her for money, fine. I've been in all the fights, done all the drugs, banged out dozens and dozens of whores, nailed piles of hookers, bought and crashed motorcycles, had dozens of fishing and hunting trips, and partied all over the world for decades. A life well lived.
Getting married in your 20's or 30's, and cutting all of that fun off when you are in the best shape of your life, can stay hard for like 10 straight hours, and can eat and drink anything you want without ever putting on weight, has to be one of the most dumbfuck moves you could ever do. Ever.
