classification of facebook posts

as pointed out above I neglected to mention the 12s. I guess I forgot in the offseason. I think the people that were posting the 12s crap are mostly the people who have resorted to endless bragging about their kids.
 
1) bragging about kids
2) association with fame (some picture or other with the poster standing next to a famous person, even if the famous person is way off in the distance, any sort of association with fame at all)
3) thinly veiled wealth bragging (wants opinions on extensive home remodel, eg, or laments that he is disorganized due to scheduling too many exotic vacations)
4) bragging about kids
5) bragging about kids
6) complaining about high tax rates (translation: you might as well say you are wealthy)

others?
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Needs more dumb pet photos.
 
Just got done with CrossFit! Im already dreading how sore my legs will be tomorrow! #Crossfit #Crossfitgirl #healthylifestyle

Posts status then proceeds to smash 4 slices of pizza and ice cream (with a Diet Coke of course to watch the calories)
 
Facebook is infested badly with 12s in December and January. Also, Canuck fans were really annoying when they were getting past the first round.

I hate the trophy housewives with brain atrophy who tag their husbands whenever baby precious takes a shit in the diaper, even when he's thousands of miles away on "business." NOGAF
 
FYI, Facebook is giving all of your personal info to the NSA.

If you still use it, you deserve to have Obama take away your guns and send you before a death panel.
 
another common annoyance is the poster who grieves over the death of some celebrity. LIke the celebrity would ever give a flying fuck about the griever! Also, people who celebrate the events of the royal family, or affect some kind of association with the U.K.
 
another common annoyance is the poster who grieves over the death of some celebrity. LIke the celebrity would ever give a flying fuck about the griever! Also, people who celebrate the events of the royal family, or affect some kind of association with the U.K.
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@MikeDamone (RIP)!!!! True???
 
My particular faves:

A mother's post on their preteen kids Bday about how great their Kid is and how much they love them, which said preteen will never see because they don't have a fucking facebook account yet.

The "I'm not perfect, I've made mistakes but you need to accept me as I am" meme du jour.

Or basically anything a woman posts on Facebook besides their ass and/or tits.
 
I always appreciate all the love and sickeningly sweet posts from men that you know cheat on their wives/girlfriends and then you get to hear how romantic he is. Yup, just a gem.

 
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