classification of facebook posts

[ApostleofGrief]

1) bragging about kids
2) association with fame (some picture or other with the poster standing next to a famous person, even if the famous person is way off in the distance, any sort of association with fame at all)
3) thinly veiled wealth bragging (wants opinions on extensive home remodel, eg, or laments that he is disorganized due to scheduling too many exotic vacations)
4) bragging about kids
5) bragging about kids
6) complaining about high tax rates (translation: you might as well say you are wealthy)

others?

 

[dnc]

But why is friending @thechatch on facebook a bad idea?

 

[AZDuck]

7) food pr0n
8) lamenting the high cost of season tickets because your team is good now
9) beer snobbery
10) memes

 

[RaceBannon]

Having a Facebook account

 

[ThomasFremont]

7) food pr0n
8) lamenting the high cost of season tickets because your team is good now
9) beer snobbery
10) memes

Whoa whoa whoa.

If we are gonna bash beer snobbery, I am fucking OUT.

 

[Miley_Cyrus]

http://waitbutwhy.com/2013/07/7-ways-to-be-insufferable-on-facebook.html

Disregard the clickbaity headline

 

[greenblood]

7) Showing pictures of your homemade food thinking you all of a sudden are an Emeril prodigy.

8) Selfies with no texts - Need I say more

 

[ThomasFremont]

7) Showing pictures of your homemade food thinking you all of a sudden are an Emeril prodigy.

8) Selfies with no texts tits- Need I say more

The worst

 

[BallSacked]

One obvious miss: Motivational quotes or memes.

 

[HuskyJW]

Wait...I thought Facebook was for cheating on your spouse and/or looking for underage kids?

 

[Miley_Cyrus]

Unsolicited Osar acceptance speeches:

"I just want to say how thankful I am for all of you who have touched my life. Your support means everything and I couldn’t have gotten through a lot of things in the last year without you!" and others like it

 

[ApostleofGrief]

I hate those "here's to the love of my life such and such"

Translation: I've been divorced a bunch of times. Or, it might really be true, which is even worse.

 

[AZDuck]

 

[CuntWaffle]

People who break up and then write a ton of cryptic posts over a short time span "Never trust those who stab you in the back. Take out the knife and show them you seen hurt" and other stupid shit like that.

 

[dnc]

Pit HH invite for Todd, stat!

 

[dnc]

People who break up and then write a ton of cryptic posts over a short time span "Never trust those who stab you in the back. Take out the knife and show them you seen hurt" and other stupid shit like that.

People who write cryptic and/or passive aggressive shit in general.

FTP

 

[MisterEm]

People who break up and then write a ton of cryptic posts over a short time span "Never trust those who stab you in the back. Take out the knife and show them you seen hurt" and other stupid shit like that.

People who write cryptic and/or passive aggressive shit in general.

FTP

@purpledawgfan, and @Tequilla!!?

True?

 

[owen16]

1) bragging about kids
2) association with fame (some picture or other with the poster standing next to a famous person, even if the famous person is way off in the distance, any sort of association with fame at all)
3) thinly veiled wealth bragging (wants opinions on extensive home remodel, eg, or laments that he is disorganized due to scheduling too many exotic vacations)
4) bragging about kids
5) bragging about kids
6) complaining about high tax rates (translation: you might as well say you are wealthy)

others?

How the FUCK did you leave out 12s douchebaggery?

Of all people, I thought I could cunt on you.

 

[ThomasFremont]

People who break up and then write a ton of cryptic posts over a short time span "Never trust those who stab you in the back. Take out the knife and show them you seen hurt" and other stupid shit like that.

People who write cryptic and/or passive aggressive shit in general.

FTP

Typical fb post: "Worst day ever!!1!"

Followed by 20 variations of: "oh no, what happened?"

 

[GrandpaSankey]

1) bragging about kids
2) association with fame (some picture or other with the poster standing next to a famous person, even if the famous person is way off in the distance, any sort of association with fame at all)
3) thinly veiled wealth bragging (wants opinions on extensive home remodel, eg, or laments that he is disorganized due to scheduling too many exotic vacations)
4) bragging about kids
5) bragging about kids
6) complaining about high tax rates (translation: you might as well say you are wealthy)

others?