City Slickers 3: Preston's Gold

[Emoterman]

Need to remember why we love him? This is high grade stuff.

 

[godawgst]

Preston learned a new phrase this week "mother fucker"

 

[89ute]

Mutha Fucka had to belt in to deliver that shit. Skronk delivery

 

[whuggy]

I hope there's no guns in the house. Does he live by any schools?

 

[MikeDamone]

He’s watching the game in his car? Mutha Fucka

 

[Pitchfork51]

Oh my God hahahhaha
just the first 3 secs alone

Hahhaa

 

[MakaDawg]

“You know what this is!? You know what this is!? This is my bowl pidictions!”

God bless white twash

 

[chuck]

Does anyone know what part of the cuntry Preston lives in or anything about what he does when he's not analyzing or video blogging about the Ducks? I mean... it seems pretty clear hes not in Oregon. Then again it's not unusual to hear native northwesterners speak like southerners when coming from severely limited gene pools.

I can't really make fun of him after that. I felt more and more guilty about laughing as it went on.

 

[Emoterman]

Does anyone know what part of the cuntry Preston lives in or anything about what he does when he's not analyzing or video blogging about the Ducks? I mean... it seems pretty clear hes not in Oregon. Then again it's not unusual to hear native northwesterners speak like southerners when coming from severely limited gene pools.

I can't really make fun of him after that. I felt more and more guilty about laughing as it went on.

West Texas, pretty sure. @PurpleJ is his devoted follower on Instagram and could probably confirm, I can't find the link anymore.

 

[BennyBeaver]

Does anyone know what part of the cuntry Preston lives in or anything about what he does when he's not analyzing or video blogging about the Ducks? I mean... it seems pretty clear hes not in Oregon. Then again it's not unusual to hear native northwesterners speak like southerners when coming from severely limited gene pools.

I can't really make fun of him after that. I felt more and more guilty about laughing as it went on.

Pretty sure he’s in high school.

 

[Pitchfork51]

My favorite is his room. With his picture

 

[PurpleJ]

Does anyone know what part of the cuntry Preston lives in or anything about what he does when he's not analyzing or video blogging about the Ducks? I mean... it seems pretty clear hes not in Oregon. Then again it's not unusual to hear native northwesterners speak like southerners when coming from severely limited gene pools.

I can't really make fun of him after that. I felt more and more guilty about laughing as it went on.

West Texas, pretty sure. @PurpleJ is his devoted follower on Instagram and could probably confirm, I can't find the link anymore.

No I’m not. Someone else looked the kid up. Probably a teen boi stocker.

 

[Emoterman]

Does anyone know what part of the cuntry Preston lives in or anything about what he does when he's not analyzing or video blogging about the Ducks? I mean... it seems pretty clear hes not in Oregon. Then again it's not unusual to hear native northwesterners speak like southerners when coming from severely limited gene pools.

I can't really make fun of him after that. I felt more and more guilty about laughing as it went on.

West Texas, pretty sure. @PurpleJ is his devoted follower on Instagram and could probably confirm, I can't find the link anymore.

No I’m not. Someone else looked the kid up. Probably a teen boi stocker.

Thought it was you. My bad, sweet-tits.

 

[PurpleJ]

Does anyone know what part of the cuntry Preston lives in or anything about what he does when he's not analyzing or video blogging about the Ducks? I mean... it seems pretty clear hes not in Oregon. Then again it's not unusual to hear native northwesterners speak like southerners when coming from severely limited gene pools.

I can't really make fun of him after that. I felt more and more guilty about laughing as it went on.

West Texas, pretty sure. @PurpleJ is his devoted follower on Instagram and could probably confirm, I can't find the link anymore.

No I’m not. Someone else looked the kid up. Probably a teen boi stocker.

Thought it was you. My bad, sweet-tits.

 

[Emoterman]

Does anyone know what part of the cuntry Preston lives in or anything about what he does when he's not analyzing or video blogging about the Ducks? I mean... it seems pretty clear hes not in Oregon. Then again it's not unusual to hear native northwesterners speak like southerners when coming from severely limited gene pools.

I can't really make fun of him after that. I felt more and more guilty about laughing as it went on.

West Texas, pretty sure. @PurpleJ is his devoted follower on Instagram and could probably confirm, I can't find the link anymore.

No I’m not. Someone else looked the kid up. Probably a teen boi stocker.

Thought it was you. My bad, sweet-tits.

Did you mean all of that, or just the tender sentiment at the end?

 

[Swaye]

His suicide will be a sad day for HH.