CircleJerk OG Bracket Round of 32: [4] dnc vs [5] PurpleBaze

[dnc]

Me trying to pick how to vote
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Would have guessed this gif to pop up in the Grundle thread or the Damone thread

 

[Swaye]

Me trying to pick how to vote
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Would have guessed this gif to pop up in the Grundle thread or the Damone thread

I was so hoping Damone and Grundle would meet up so we could have the Toilet Bowl.

 

[PurpleBaze]

Welp, just assured myself I get blown up soon. Great.

No hard feelings. I didn't have sex with you and I know that cost me your vote in this round.

And I won't blow you up. I'll just steal your watch collection.

 

[YellowSnow]

Welp, just assured myself I get blown up soon. Great.

No hard feelings. I didn't have sex with you and I know that cost me your vote in this round.

And I won't blow you up. I'll just steal your watch collection.

Good luck. I’ve seen a pic of the safe. It looks like a mini Fort Knox.

 

[PurpleBaze]

Welp, just assured myself I get blown up soon. Great.

No hard feelings. I didn't have sex with you and I know that cost me your vote in this round.

And I won't blow you up. I'll just steal your watch collection.

Good luck. I’ve seen a pic of the safe. It looks like a mini Fort Knox.

I never said I wouldn't use some explosives in this venture.

 

[DoogCourics]

I love your work against Pumpei Baze.

But I love DNC’s work against Ballz as well.

And Pumpei is dying a slow and pitiful death, whereas Ballz and his AIDS is still as strong as ever.

 

[Swaye]

dnc leaving for six months fractured my soul and I do not acknowledge the sovereignty of hillsboroduck.

Tell me about it. @Swaye showed up at my doorstep in tears all coked up sobbing, “why did he leave mmmmeeeeeeeeeee?”

I patiently listened (well, stalled for time waiting for the police to arrive) and counseled him that if you love someone you set them free...and also honor the court ordered 500 foot restraining orders.

Basically it was a typical Wednesday night.

Hahahhaha. I just read this. YBFEE

 

[Swaye]

Welp, just assured myself I get blown up soon. Great.

No hard feelings. I didn't have sex with you and I know that cost me your vote in this round.

And I won't blow you up. I'll just steal your watch collection.

Fairs fair.

 

[NEsnake12]

DNC vs Race next round will be cataclysmic

 

[creepycoug]

Tuff one. Both in my top 5. I'm going to be a pussy and see what Swaye[/s] Race does first.

 

[BennyBeaver]

Baze didn't sponsor my Wam membershit.

 

[Swaye]

Tuff one. Both in my top 5. I'm going to be a pussy and see what Swaye[/s] Race does first.

Um, wow. My homo life partner vs my life coach. Will be tricky to navigate this. Might try the old vote and distract ploy.

 

[PurpleBaze]

Baze didn't sponsor my Wam membershit.

As always,

FUCK OFF!

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

The least I can do for ruining his life for six months is vote for him.

 

[FireCohen]

@HillsboroDuck get fucked

 

[RoadDawg55]

I love your work against Pumpei Baze.

But I love DNC’s work against Ballz as well.

And Pumpei is dying a slow and pitiful death, whereas Ballz and his AIDS is still as strong as ever.

Baze tries to mine gold outta Pup, but he doesn’t take it seriously. Nothing Pup says will actually hurt Baze’s feelings. More_aids was the best because the dumbest insults from Pup would infuriate him.

 

[PurpleBaze]

I love your work against Pumpei Baze.

But I love DNC’s work against Ballz as well.

And Pumpei is dying a slow and pitiful death, whereas Ballz and his AIDS is still as strong as ever.

Baze tries to mine gold outta Pup, but he doesn’t take it seriously. Nothing Pup says will actually hurt Baze’s feelings. More_aids was the best because the dumbest insults from Pup would infuriate him.

YRYK

 

[YellowSnow]

@dnc is one of the best all around posters here and deserves the W. But @PurpleBaze brainwashed me into joining the anti Pumpy jihad. Allāh is a vicious god..

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

Fuck both of you. Hope it’s a draw.

 

[dnc]

I’d vote for dnc over AOC.

If we had sigs, this would be mine.