CircleJerk Misfit Bracket Round 1: [8] salemcoog vs [9] ntxduck

CircleJerk Misfit Bracket Round 1: [8] salemcoog vs [9] ntxduck

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@salemcoog — There’s a duality with Salem, for all his inherent vices and quirks he can be extremely hilarious and his macro-P12 opinions are usually spot-on. Years of Apple Cup beatdowns quieted his spirit a bit, but he hasn’t let it adversely affect his post count. On the flip side he holds grudges like few outside the Tug can. He can be whiny. Overly-emotional. Sensitive. And hate-filled. His temperament is obsessive and possessive. On HH he seemingly finds fulfillment in the state of being overpowered, which speaks to a more submissive and nefarious spirit.

@ntxduck — On the Duck spectrum he’s one of the better ones. While he can talk copious amounts of shit, he usually is an affable and likable dude…so when he does eventually go on the offensive there’s some merit and substance behind it. While many Ducks wouldn’t dare to do venture anywhere outside of the traditional e-duck/247/rivals quook life, ntx dares to stray from the proverbial road often traveled in order to co-habitate with us degenerates here. So, points for that. But he’s a duck…
 
Close one, two of my favorite enemy fans. But @ntxduck isn't a Packer dickrider so he gets the nod.
 
@salemcoog — There’s a duality with Salem, for all his inherent vices and quirks he can be extremely hilarious and his macro-P12 opinions are usually spot-on. Years of Apple Cup beatdowns quieted his spirit a bit, but he hasn’t let it adversely affect his post count. On the flip side he holds grudges like few outside the Tug can. He can be whiny. Overly-emotional. Sensitive. And hate-filled. His temperament is obsessive and possessive. On HH he seemingly finds fulfillment in the state of being overpowered, which speaks to a more submissive and nefarious spirit.

@ntxduck — On the Duck spectrum he’s one of the better ones. While he can talk copious amounts of shit, he usually is an affable and likable dude…so when he does eventually go on the offensive there’s some merit and substance behind it. While many Ducks wouldn’t dare to do venture anywhere outside of the traditional e-duck/247/rivals quook life, ntx dares to stray from the proverbial road often traveled in order to co-habitate with us degenerates here. So, points for that. But he’s a duck…
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I’m just grateful to be nominated. And I think I’m ip banned for life from educk/247, so thank you for accepting me, the huddled masses yearning to be free
 
Salem Bros for lif!!

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Years of Apple Cup beatdowns quieted his spirit a bit, but he hasn’t let it adversely affect his post count.

Nice one gladstone. Might be your wittiest yet
 
@salemcoog — There’s a duality with Salem, for all his inherent vices and quirks he can be extremely hilarious and his macro-P12 opinions are usually spot-on. Years of Apple Cup beatdowns quieted his spirit a bit, but he hasn’t let it adversely affect his post count. On the flip side he holds grudges like few outside the Tug can. He can be whiny. Overly-emotional. Sensitive. And hate-filled. His temperament is obsessive and possessive. On HH he seemingly finds fulfillment in the state of being overpowered, which speaks to a more submissive and nefarious spirit.

@ntxduck — On the Duck spectrum he’s one of the better ones. While he can talk copious amounts of shit, he usually is an affable and likable dude…so when he does eventually go on the offensive there’s some merit and substance behind it. While many Ducks wouldn’t dare to do venture anywhere outside of the traditional e-duck/247/rivals quook life, ntx dares to stray from the proverbial road often traveled in order to co-habitate with us degenerates here. So, points for that. But he’s a duck…
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NMTE

Fuck off Jay.
 
@salemcoog — There’s a duality with Salem, for all his inherent vices and quirks he can be extremely hilarious and his macro-P12 opinions are usually spot-on. Years of Apple Cup beatdowns quieted his spirit a bit, but he hasn’t let it adversely affect his post count. On the flip side he holds grudges like few outside the Tug can. He can be whiny. Overly-emotional. Sensitive. And hate-filled. His temperament is obsessive and possessive. On HH he seemingly finds fulfillment in the state of being overpowered, which speaks to a more submissive and nefarious spirit.

@ntxduck — On the Duck spectrum he’s one of the better ones. While he can talk copious amounts of shit, he usually is an affable and likable dude…so when he does eventually go on the offensive there’s some merit and substance behind it. While many Ducks wouldn’t dare to do venture anywhere outside of the traditional e-duck/247/rivals quook life, ntx dares to stray from the proverbial road often traveled in order to co-habitate with us degenerates here. So, points for that. But he’s a duck…
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NMTE

Fuck off Jay.
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@salemcoog — There’s a duality with Salem, for all his inherent vices and quirks he can be extremely hilarious and his macro-P12 opinions are usually spot-on. Years of Apple Cup beatdowns quieted his spirit a bit, but he hasn’t let it adversely affect his post count. On the flip side he holds grudges like few outside the Tug can. He can be whiny. Overly-emotional. Sensitive. And hate-filled. His temperament is obsessive and possessive. On HH he seemingly finds fulfillment in the state of being overpowered, which speaks to a more submissive and nefarious spirit.

@ntxduck — On the Duck spectrum he’s one of the better ones. While he can talk copious amounts of shit, he usually is an affable and likable dude…so when he does eventually go on the offensive there’s some merit and substance behind it. While many Ducks wouldn’t dare to do venture anywhere outside of the traditional e-duck/247/rivals quook life, ntx dares to stray from the proverbial road often traveled in order to co-habitate with us degenerates here. So, points for that. But he’s a duck…
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NMTE

Fuck off Jay.

But I digress. There’s a ton of shit you can call me out on here. For 5 months after AC, I’m a bit of a bitter bitch that will toss a few troll posts in every now and then on the FB boards. I don’t doubt that it gets old.

6 years in a row with half of them with all the money on the table does that to a Coug. My takes on the Tug aren’t always relevant. And I probably go a little far when challenged.

But I don’t see myself as being Overly sensitive on here very often. Nor do I see myself being over powered very often on here. Maybe my self awareness needs a tune up.
 
@salemcoog — There’s a duality with Salem, for all his inherent vices and quirks he can be extremely hilarious and his macro-P12 opinions are usually spot-on. Years of Apple Cup beatdowns quieted his spirit a bit, but he hasn’t let it adversely affect his post count. On the flip side he holds grudges like few outside the Tug can. He can be whiny. Overly-emotional. Sensitive. And hate-filled. His temperament is obsessive and possessive. On HH he seemingly finds fulfillment in the state of being overpowered, which speaks to a more submissive and nefarious spirit.

@ntxduck — On the Duck spectrum he’s one of the better ones. While he can talk copious amounts of shit, he usually is an affable and likable dude…so when he does eventually go on the offensive there’s some merit and substance behind it. While many Ducks wouldn’t dare to do venture anywhere outside of the traditional e-duck/247/rivals quook life, ntx dares to stray from the proverbial road often traveled in order to co-habitate with us degenerates here. So, points for that. But he’s a duck…
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NMTE

Fuck off Jay.
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@salemcoog — There’s a duality with Salem, for all his inherent vices and quirks he can be extremely hilarious and his macro-P12 opinions are usually spot-on. Years of Apple Cup beatdowns quieted his spirit a bit, but he hasn’t let it adversely affect his post count. On the flip side he holds grudges like few outside the Tug can. He can be whiny. Overly-emotional. Sensitive. And hate-filled. His temperament is obsessive and possessive. On HH he seemingly finds fulfillment in the state of being overpowered, which speaks to a more submissive and nefarious spirit.

@ntxduck — On the Duck spectrum he’s one of the better ones. While he can talk copious amounts of shit, he usually is an affable and likable dude…so when he does eventually go on the offensive there’s some merit and substance behind it. While many Ducks wouldn’t dare to do venture anywhere outside of the traditional e-duck/247/rivals quook life, ntx dares to stray from the proverbial road often traveled in order to co-habitate with us degenerates here. So, points for that. But he’s a duck…
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NMTE

Fuck off Jay.

But I digress. There’s a ton of shit you can call me out on here. For 5 months after AC, I’m a bit of a bitter bitch that will toss a few troll posts in every now and then on the FB boards. I don’t doubt that it gets old.

6 years in a row with half of them with all the money on the table does that to a Coug. My takes on the Tug aren’t always relevant. And I probably go a little far when challenged.

But I don’t see myself as being Overly sensitive on here very often. Nor do I see myself being over powered very often on here. Maybe my self awareness needs a tune up.
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Jesus Christ
 
@salemcoog — There’s a duality with Salem, for all his inherent vices and quirks he can be extremely hilarious and his macro-P12 opinions are usually spot-on. Years of Apple Cup beatdowns quieted his spirit a bit, but he hasn’t let it adversely affect his post count. On the flip side he holds grudges like few outside the Tug can. He can be whiny. Overly-emotional. Sensitive. And hate-filled. His temperament is obsessive and possessive. On HH he seemingly finds fulfillment in the state of being overpowered, which speaks to a more submissive and nefarious spirit.

@ntxduck — On the Duck spectrum he’s one of the better ones. While he can talk copious amounts of shit, he usually is an affable and likable dude…so when he does eventually go on the offensive there’s some merit and substance behind it. While many Ducks wouldn’t dare to do venture anywhere outside of the traditional e-duck/247/rivals quook life, ntx dares to stray from the proverbial road often traveled in order to co-habitate with us degenerates here. So, points for that. But he’s a duck…
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NMTE

Fuck off Jay.
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@salemcoog — There’s a duality with Salem, for all his inherent vices and quirks he can be extremely hilarious and his macro-P12 opinions are usually spot-on. Years of Apple Cup beatdowns quieted his spirit a bit, but he hasn’t let it adversely affect his post count. On the flip side he holds grudges like few outside the Tug can. He can be whiny. Overly-emotional. Sensitive. And hate-filled. His temperament is obsessive and possessive. On HH he seemingly finds fulfillment in the state of being overpowered, which speaks to a more submissive and nefarious spirit.

@ntxduck — On the Duck spectrum he’s one of the better ones. While he can talk copious amounts of shit, he usually is an affable and likable dude…so when he does eventually go on the offensive there’s some merit and substance behind it. While many Ducks wouldn’t dare to do venture anywhere outside of the traditional e-duck/247/rivals quook life, ntx dares to stray from the proverbial road often traveled in order to co-habitate with us degenerates here. So, points for that. But he’s a duck…
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NMTE

Fuck off Jay.

But I digress. There’s a ton of shit you can call me out on here. For 5 months after AC, I’m a bit of a bitter bitch that will toss a few troll posts in every now and then on the FB boards. I don’t doubt that it gets old.

6 years in a row with half of them with all the money on the table does that to a Coug. My takes on the Tug aren’t always relevant. And I probably go a little far when challenged.

But I don’t see myself as being Overly sensitive on here very often. Nor do I see myself being over powered very often on here. Maybe my self awareness needs a tune up.
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Why not a quick trip to Lincoln City for nice walk on the beach with your husband get get some perspective?
 
@salemcoog — There’s a duality with Salem, for all his inherent vices and quirks he can be extremely hilarious and his macro-P12 opinions are usually spot-on. Years of Apple Cup beatdowns quieted his spirit a bit, but he hasn’t let it adversely affect his post count. On the flip side he holds grudges like few outside the Tug can. He can be whiny. Overly-emotional. Sensitive. [/b]And hate-filled. His temperament is obsessive and possessive. On HH he seemingly finds fulfillment in the state of being overpowered, which speaks to a more submissive and nefarious spirit.

@ntxduck — On the Duck spectrum he’s one of the better ones. While he can talk copious amounts of shit, he usually is an affable and likable dude…so when he does eventually go on the offensive there’s some merit and substance behind it. While many Ducks wouldn’t dare to do venture anywhere outside of the traditional e-duck/247/rivals quook life, ntx dares to stray from the proverbial road often traveled in order to co-habitate with us degenerates here. So, points for that. But he’s a duck…
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NMTE

Fuck off Jay.

But I digress. There’s a ton of shit you can call me out on here. For 5 months after AC, I’m a bit of a bitter bitch that will toss a few troll posts in every now and then on the FB boards. I don’t doubt that it gets old.

6 years in a row with half of them with all the money on the table does that to a Coug. My takes on the Tug aren’t always relevant. And I probably go a little far when challenged.

But I don’t see myself as being Overly sensitive on here very often. Nor do I see myself being over powered very often on here. Maybe my self awareness needs a tune up.
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He can be whiny. Overly-emotional. Sensitive.
 
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@salemcoog — There’s a duality with Salem, for all his inherent vices and quirks he can be extremely hilarious and his macro-P12 opinions are usually spot-on. Years of Apple Cup beatdowns quieted his spirit a bit, but he hasn’t let it adversely affect his post count. On the flip side he holds grudges like few outside the Tug can. He can be whiny. Overly-emotional. Sensitive. And hate-filled. His temperament is obsessive and possessive. On HH he seemingly finds fulfillment in the state of being overpowered, which speaks to a more submissive and nefarious spirit.

@ntxduck — On the Duck spectrum he’s one of the better ones. While he can talk copious amounts of shit, he usually is an affable and likable dude…so when he does eventually go on the offensive there’s some merit and substance behind it. While many Ducks wouldn’t dare to do venture anywhere outside of the traditional e-duck/247/rivals quook life, ntx dares to stray from the proverbial road often traveled in order to co-habitate with us degenerates here. So, points for that. But he’s a duck…
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NMTE

Fuck off Jay.
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@salemcoog — There’s a duality with Salem, for all his inherent vices and quirks he can be extremely hilarious and his macro-P12 opinions are usually spot-on. Years of Apple Cup beatdowns quieted his spirit a bit, but he hasn’t let it adversely affect his post count. On the flip side he holds grudges like few outside the Tug can. He can be whiny. Overly-emotional. Sensitive. And hate-filled. His temperament is obsessive and possessive. On HH he seemingly finds fulfillment in the state of being overpowered, which speaks to a more submissive and nefarious spirit.

@ntxduck — On the Duck spectrum he’s one of the better ones. While he can talk copious amounts of shit, he usually is an affable and likable dude…so when he does eventually go on the offensive there’s some merit and substance behind it. While many Ducks wouldn’t dare to do venture anywhere outside of the traditional e-duck/247/rivals quook life, ntx dares to stray from the proverbial road often traveled in order to co-habitate with us degenerates here. So, points for that. But he’s a duck…
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NMTE

Fuck off Jay.

But I digress. There’s a ton of shit you can call me out on here. For 5 months after AC, I’m a bit of a bitter bitch that will toss a few troll posts in every now and then on the FB boards. I don’t doubt that it gets old.

6 years in a row with half of them with all the money on the table does that to a Coug. My takes on the Tug aren’t always relevant. And I probably go a little far when challenged.

But I don’t see myself as being Overly sensitive on here very often. Nor do I see myself being over powered very often on here. Maybe my self awareness needs a tune up.
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Notwithstanding this very Tequilla-like post, I can't go against my Cuog! family.

You're right though - ntx is the best of the ducks. Not a very high bar, but there you have it.

Still, gotta go Cuog!
 
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