doogsinparadise
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Calling @thechatch.
Chris Warren's teammate picks SMU
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WilburHooksHands
New Fish
So much this. Tequilla has Texas dialed in. The rest of the state would love to redraw the Oklahoma border just east of Ft. Worth.
And yet Dallas doesn't give a shit what FW thinks. Yall are sounding like a bunch of butthurt cuogs.
Dennis_DeYoung
New Fish
Fort Worth is the Tacoma of Texas, for better and worse. I love FTW, but that's because I'm a hipster douche.
Dallas has some burgeoning hipster douche areas (Oak Cliff!), but FTW is just kind of better overall (especially if you're form the PNW). Japanese gardens there are dope, the whole museum district is dope and there are some legit bars and Mexican restaurants.
Speaking of...
I should actually amend my 'Go to Texas if:' to say "Go to Texas if: you want your future self to be a 40 year-old driving a Tahoe using 20 year old Spanglish slang talking to Mexican waiters like you're cool with them, safe in the knowledge you have voted republican since you turned 24."
Dallas has cocaine, fancy chain restaurants full every night of the week and a lot of Bentleys. It's not all bad.
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I always thought of FW as Portland and Dallas as Seattle.
FW is exactly what you expect from the region, it's very texan, it has alot of cool arts, bars, vibe, condensed in a small area.
Dallas is a way bigger, busier, and more industrious version of FW with all the same cool aspects, they're just spread out across a larger area.
but from the outside, people probably can't tell the difference.
bonus response: Waco is Eugene, a backwater town with alot of nut jobs that are a little too extreme for their own region and absolutely embarrassing nationally. They now have shiney new helmets and think they can market themselves to becoming football royalty.
FW is exactly what you expect from the region, it's very texan, it has alot of cool arts, bars, vibe, condensed in a small area.
Dallas is a way bigger, busier, and more industrious version of FW with all the same cool aspects, they're just spread out across a larger area.
but from the outside, people probably can't tell the difference.
bonus response: Waco is Eugene, a backwater town with alot of nut jobs that are a little too extreme for their own region and absolutely embarrassing nationally. They now have shiney new helmets and think they can market themselves to becoming football royalty.
Dennis_DeYoung
New Fish
FORT WORTHLESS!!!! EL OH EL!!!
FRACK MY NATURAL GAS HORNED FROOGS!!!!!11!
its the contrast between the cities not actually equating the cities, and keep it classy farfegnugen stick
Dennis_DeYoung
New Fish
This is just good advice in any context.
Tequilla
Active poster
That wouldn't be such a bad day except for the fact that you are, you know, in Waco.
Only time I ever stopped off in Waco was when driving from Dallas to Austin and there is a Hooters on the side of the road. Anything past the access roads off the freeway was way too much Waco for my tastes.
Dennis_DeYoung
New Fish
I once went to a Sonic there. The bible verses bumper stickers to cars ratio approached one.
common grounds coffee is always a good stop, and can be seen from I-35 as to not scare the atheists.