Why tag me? IDGAF. The kid went and then left before he got there.
What? You wouldn't take him? Maybe not because you're stupid. He sticks you keep him. He leaves he leaves. Who cares? They didn't get him to begin with so what does it matter other than it gives you a hard on.
Your real issue is that you know Cristobal can recruit and it's eating you up. Very obvious. You don't hide your shit well.
Why tag me? IDGAF. The kid went and then left before he got there.
What? You wouldn't take him? Maybe not because you're stupid. He sticks you keep him. He leaves he leaves. Who cares? They didn't get him to begin with so what does it matter other than it gives you a hard on.
Your real issue is that you know Cristobal can recruit and it's eating you up. Very obvious. You don't hide your shit well.
Why tag me? IDGAF. The kid went and then left before he got there.
What? You wouldn't take him? Maybe not because you're stupid. He sticks you keep him. He leaves he leaves. Who cares? They didn't get him to begin with so what does it matter other than it gives you a hard on.
Your real issue is that you know Cristobal can recruit and it's eating you up. Very obvious. You don't hide your shit well.
He's not a great recruiter. Your last class featured a bunch of 4-stars nobody good wanted and this class is gonna suck because there aren't a whole lot of overrated 4-star guys available for Cristobal to cherry pick.
Positions Oregon will get zero 4-star recruits: RB, TE, OL, D-line, ILB, and probably OLB if/when Navarrette flips again.
And y'all definitely ain't getting any 5-stars this class.
Get a real coach and beat the big boys for recruits like UW is. Stop cherry picking "4-star" kids from across the country with weak committable offer sheets. Stop being a placeholder school for kids as they continue to go through the process as if they're not committed at all and eventually flip. Then I might be worried about Oregon. Otherwise, y'all ain't going anywhere. Especially not after this disappointing season coming up.
Why tag me? IDGAF. The kid went and then left before he got there.
What? You wouldn't take him? Maybe not because you're stupid. He sticks you keep him. He leaves he leaves. Who cares? They didn't get him to begin with so what does it matter other than it gives you a hard on.
Your real issue is that you know Cristobal can recruit and it's eating you up. Very obvious. You don't hide your shit well.
He's not a great recruiter. Your last class featured a bunch of 4-stars nobody good wanted and this class is gonna suck because there aren't a whole lot of overrated 4-star guys available for Cristobal to cherry pick.
Positions Oregon will get zero 4-star recruits: RB, TE, OL, D-line, ILB, and probably OLB if/when Navarrette flips again.
And y'all definitely ain't getting any 5-stars this class.
Get a real coach and beat the big boys for recruits like UW is. Stop cherry picking "4-star" kids from across the country with weak committable offer sheets. Stop being a placeholder school for kids as they continue to go through the process as if they're not committed at all and eventually flip. Then I might be worried about Oregon. Otherwise, y'all ain't going anywhere. Especially not after this disappointing season coming up.
Ahmed > Gaskin
Why tag me? IDGAF. The kid went and then left before he got there.
What? You wouldn't take him? Maybe not because you're stupid. He sticks you keep him. He leaves he leaves. Who cares? They didn't get him to begin with so what does it matter other than it gives you a hard on.
Your real issue is that you know Cristobal can recruit and it's eating you up. Very obvious. You don't hide your shit well.
He's not a great recruiter. Your last class featured a bunch of 4-stars nobody good wanted and this class is gonna suck because there aren't a whole lot of overrated 4-star guys available for Cristobal to cherry pick.
Positions Oregon will get zero 4-star recruits: RB, TE, OL, D-line, ILB, and probably OLB if/when Navarrette flips again.
And y'all definitely ain't getting any 5-stars this class.
Get a real coach and beat the big boys for recruits like UW is. Stop cherry picking "4-star" kids from across the country with weak committable offer sheets. Stop being a placeholder school for kids as they continue to go through the process as if they're not committed at all and eventually flip. Then I might be worried about Oregon[/b]. Otherwise, y'all ain't going anywhere. Especially not after this disappointing season coming up.
Why tag me? IDGAF. The kid went and then left before he got there.
What? You wouldn't take him? Maybe not because you're stupid. He sticks you keep him. He leaves he leaves. Who cares? They didn't get him to begin with so what does it matter other than it gives you a hard on.
Your real issue is that you know Cristobal can recruit and it's eating you up. Very obvious. You don't hide your shit well.
He's not a great recruiter. Your last class featured a bunch of 4-stars nobody good wanted and this class is gonna suck because there aren't a whole lot of overrated 4-star guys available for Cristobal to cherry pick.
Positions Oregon will get zero 4-star recruits: RB, TE, OL, D-line, ILB, and probably OLB if/when Navarrette flips again.
And y'all definitely ain't getting any 5-stars this class.
Get a real coach and beat the big boys for recruits like UW is. Stop cherry picking "4-star" kids from across the country with weak committable offer sheets. Stop being a placeholder school for kids as they continue to go through the process as if they're not committed at all and eventually flip. Then I might be worried about Oregon. Otherwise, y'all ain't going anywhere. Especially not after this disappointing season coming up.
Ahmed > Gaskin
Correct.
Why tag me? IDGAF. The kid went and then left before he got there.
What? You wouldn't take him? Maybe not because you're stupid. He sticks you keep him. He leaves he leaves. Who cares? They didn't get him to begin with so what does it matter other than it gives you a hard on.
Your real issue is that you know Cristobal can recruit and it's eating you up. Very obvious. You don't hide your shit well.
He's not a great recruiter. Your last class featured a bunch of 4-stars nobody good wanted and this class is gonna suck because there aren't a whole lot of overrated 4-star guys available for Cristobal to cherry pick.
Positions Oregon will get zero 4-star recruits: RB, TE, OL, D-line, ILB, and probably OLB if/when Navarrette flips again.
And y'all definitely ain't getting any 5-stars this class.
Get a real coach and beat the big boys for recruits like UW is. Stop cherry picking "4-star" kids from across the country with weak committable offer sheets. Stop being a placeholder school for kids as they continue to go through the process as if they're not committed at all and eventually flip. Then I might be worried about Oregon. Otherwise, y'all ain't going anywhere. Especially not after this disappointing season coming up.
Ahmed > Gaskin
Correct.
On what possible basis can you make this categorical claim. And you wonder why literally nobody takes you seriously?
Why? Because he's straight-line faster than Gaskin? The game is full of fast dudes ... many much faster than the terrorist. So what?
Sure he might blow up this year. Who knows? But thus far he's shown (1) to have no vision, (2) to have no toughness and (3) to be an easy tackle. None of these things could be said of Gaskin. You're sitting here saying that this guy, who has done nothing, is better than a four-time 1,000 yard rusher. Let me say this again: FOUR TIME ONE THOUSAND YARD RUSHER.
If Ahmed were a Duck you'd be laughing your ass off right now.

Why tag me? IDGAF. The kid went and then left before he got there.
What? You wouldn't take him? Maybe not because you're stupid. He sticks you keep him. He leaves he leaves. Who cares? They didn't get him to begin with so what does it matter other than it gives you a hard on.
Your real issue is that you know Cristobal can recruit and it's eating you up. Very obvious. You don't hide your shit well.
He's not a great recruiter. Your last class featured a bunch of 4-stars nobody good wanted and this class is gonna suck because there aren't a whole lot of overrated 4-star guys available for Cristobal to cherry pick.
Positions Oregon will get zero 4-star recruits: RB, TE, OL, D-line, ILB, and probably OLB if/when Navarrette flips again.
And y'all definitely ain't getting any 5-stars this class.
Get a real coach and beat the big boys for recruits like UW is. Stop cherry picking "4-star" kids from across the country with weak committable offer sheets. Stop being a placeholder school for kids as they continue to go through the process as if they're not committed at all and eventually flip. Then I might be worried about Oregon. Otherwise, y'all ain't going anywhere. Especially not after this disappointing season coming up.
Ahmed > Gaskin
Correct.
On what possible basis can you make this categorical claim. And you wonder why literally nobody takes you seriously?
Why? Because he's straight-line faster than Gaskin? The game is full of fast dudes ... many much faster than the terrorist. So what?
Sure he might blow up this year. Who knows? But thus far he's shown (1) to have no vision, (2) to have no toughness and (3) to be an easy tackle. None of these things could be said of Gaskin. You're sitting here saying that this guy, who has done nothing, is better than a four-time 1,000 yard rusher. Let me say this again: FOUR TIME ONE THOUSAND YARD RUSHER.
If Ahmed were a Duck you'd be laughing your ass off right now.
Simple answer:
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Ballz is the very definition of a fan. He’s blinded by the purple shade from his sunglasses. He doesn’t realize there is actually a world of college football outside of Seattle.
The worst part of Ballz is that he’ll never give you the satisfaction of putting him in his place. That’s because when things go wrong or he gets painted into a corner, he takes a remote vacation to Hawaii with no WiFi,[/b] until it’s safe for him to return.
Why tag me? IDGAF. The kid went and then left before he got there.
What? You wouldn't take him? Maybe not because you're stupid. He sticks you keep him. He leaves he leaves. Who cares? They didn't get him to begin with so what does it matter other than it gives you a hard on.
Your real issue is that you know Cristobal can recruit and it's eating you up. Very obvious. You don't hide your shit well.
He's not a great recruiter. Your last class featured a bunch of 4-stars nobody good wanted[/b] and this class is gonna suck because there aren't a whole lot of overrated 4-star guys available for Cristobal to cherry pick.
Positions Oregon will get zero 4-star recruits: RB, TE, OL, D-line, ILB, and probably OLB if/when Navarrette flips again.
And y'all definitely ain't getting any 5-stars this class.
Get a real coach and beat the big boys for recruits like UW is. Stop cherry picking "4-star" kids from across the country with weak committable offer sheets. Stop being a placeholder school for kids as they continue to go through the process as if they're not committed at all and eventually flip. Then I might be worried about Oregon. Otherwise, y'all ain't going anywhere. Especially not after this disappointing season coming up.
Why tag me? IDGAF. The kid went and then left before he got there.
What? You wouldn't take him? Maybe not because you're stupid. He sticks you keep him. He leaves he leaves. Who cares? They didn't get him to begin with so what does it matter other than it gives you a hard on.
Your real issue is that you know Cristobal can recruit and it's eating you up. Very obvious. You don't hide your shit well.
He's not a great recruiter. Your last class featured a bunch of 4-stars nobody good wanted and this class is gonna suck because there aren't a whole lot of overrated 4-star guys available for Cristobal to cherry pick.
Positions Oregon will get zero 4-star recruits: RB, TE, OL, D-line, ILB, and probably OLB if/when Navarrette flips again.
And y'all definitely ain't getting any 5-stars this class.
Get a real coach and beat the big boys for recruits like UW is. Stop cherry picking "4-star" kids from across the country with weak committable offer sheets. Stop being a placeholder school for kids as they continue to go through the process as if they're not committed at all and eventually flip. Then I might be worried about Oregon[/b]. Otherwise, y'all ain't going anywhere. Especially not after this disappointing season coming up.
Uh, sure, ok.
For a guy who's not worried about Oregon, you sure do a lot of typing on their account.
Why tag me? IDGAF. The kid went and then left before he got there.
What? You wouldn't take him? Maybe not because you're stupid. He sticks you keep him. He leaves he leaves. Who cares? They didn't get him to begin with so what does it matter other than it gives you a hard on.
Your real issue is that you know Cristobal can recruit and it's eating you up. Very obvious. You don't hide your shit well.
He's not a great recruiter. Your last class featured a bunch of 4-stars nobody good wanted and this class is gonna suck because there aren't a whole lot of overrated 4-star guys available for Cristobal to cherry pick.
Positions Oregon will get zero 4-star recruits: RB, TE, OL, D-line, ILB, and probably OLB if/when Navarrette flips again.
And y'all definitely ain't getting any 5-stars this class.
Get a real coach and beat the big boys for recruits like UW is. Stop cherry picking "4-star" kids from across the country with weak committable offer sheets. Stop being a placeholder school for kids as they continue to go through the process as if they're not committed at all and eventually flip. Then I might be worried about Oregon. Otherwise, y'all ain't going anywhere. Especially not after this disappointing season coming up.
Ahmed > Gaskin
Correct.
On what possible basis can you make this categorical claim. And you wonder why literally nobody takes you seriously?
Why? Because he's straight-line faster than Gaskin? The game is full of fast dudes ... many much faster than the terrorist. So what?
Sure he might blow up this year. Who knows? But thus far he's shown (1) to have no vision, (2) to have no toughness and (3) to be an easy tackle. None of these things could be said of Gaskin. You're sitting here saying that this guy, who has done nothing, is better than a four-time 1,000 yard rusher. Let me say this again: FOUR TIME ONE THOUSAND YARD RUSHER.
If Ahmed were a Duck you'd be laughing your ass off right now.
Why tag me? IDGAF. The kid went and then left before he got there.
What? You wouldn't take him? Maybe not because you're stupid. He sticks you keep him. He leaves he leaves. Who cares? They didn't get him to begin with so what does it matter other than it gives you a hard on.
Your real issue is that you know Cristobal can recruit and it's eating you up. Very obvious. You don't hide your shit well.
He's not a great recruiter. Your last class featured a bunch of 4-stars nobody good wanted and this class is gonna suck because there aren't a whole lot of overrated 4-star guys available for Cristobal to cherry pick.
Positions Oregon will get zero 4-star recruits: RB, TE, OL, D-line, ILB, and probably OLB if/when Navarrette flips again.
And y'all definitely ain't getting any 5-stars this class.
Get a real coach and beat the big boys for recruits like UW is. Stop cherry picking "4-star" kids from across the country with weak committable offer sheets. Stop being a placeholder school for kids as they continue to go through the process as if they're not committed at all and eventually flip. Then I might be worried about Oregon. Otherwise, y'all ain't going anywhere. Especially not after this disappointing season coming up.
Ahmed > Gaskin
Correct.
On what possible basis can you make this categorical claim. And you wonder why literally nobody takes you seriously?
Why? Because he's straight-line faster than Gaskin? The game is full of fast dudes ... many much faster than the terrorist. So what?
Sure he might blow up this year. Who knows? But thus far he's shown (1) to have no vision, (2) to have no toughness and (3) to be an easy tackle. None of these things could be said of Gaskin. You're sitting here saying that this guy, who has done nothing, is better than a four-time 1,000 yard rusher. Let me say this again: FOUR TIME ONE THOUSAND YARD RUSHER.
If Ahmed were a Duck you'd be laughing your ass off right now.
Why tag me? IDGAF. The kid went and then left before he got there.
What? You wouldn't take him? Maybe not because you're stupid. He sticks you keep him. He leaves he leaves. Who cares? They didn't get him to begin with so what does it matter other than it gives you a hard on.
Your real issue is that you know Cristobal can recruit and it's eating you up. Very obvious. You don't hide your shit well.
He's not a great recruiter. Your last class featured a bunch of 4-stars nobody good wanted[/b] and this class is gonna suck because there aren't a whole lot of overrated 4-star guys available for Cristobal to cherry pick.
Positions Oregon will get zero 4-star recruits: RB, TE, OL, D-line, ILB, and probably OLB if/when Navarrette flips again.
And y'all definitely ain't getting any 5-stars this class.
Get a real coach and beat the big boys for recruits like UW is. Stop cherry picking "4-star" kids from across the country with weak committable offer sheets. Stop being a placeholder school for kids as they continue to go through the process as if they're not committed at all and eventually flip. Then I might be worried about Oregon. Otherwise, y'all ain't going anywhere. Especially not after this disappointing season coming up.
Don't forget the 5-star that nobody wanted but that should have been a 4-star.
Pretty weak
Maybe we can decommit our way to another Top Ten recruiting class.
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Your last recruiting class was a joke it's so overrated.
This one won't crack the top-20. Gotta find those hidden gems!
I gotta give some props to you guys though your 2020 class is ranked 4th in the Pac12 and 44th nationally. It’s far from over but I suggest you guys have some distance to make up.
Why tag me? IDGAF. The kid went and then left before he got there.
What? You wouldn't take him? Maybe not because you're stupid. He sticks you keep him. He leaves he leaves. Who cares? They didn't get him to begin with so what does it matter other than it gives you a hard on.
Your real issue is that you know Cristobal can recruit and it's eating you up. Very obvious. You don't hide your shit well.
He's not a great recruiter. Your last class featured a bunch of 4-stars nobody good wanted and this class is gonna suck because there aren't a whole lot of overrated 4-star guys available for Cristobal to cherry pick.
Positions Oregon will get zero 4-star recruits: RB, TE, OL, D-line, ILB, and probably OLB if/when Navarrette flips again.
And y'all definitely ain't getting any 5-stars this class.
Get a real coach and beat the big boys for recruits like UW is. Stop cherry picking "4-star" kids from across the country with weak committable offer sheets. Stop being a placeholder school for kids as they continue to go through the process as if they're not committed at all and eventually flip. Then I might be worried about Oregon. Otherwise, y'all ain't going anywhere. Especially not after this disappointing season coming up.
Ahmed > Gaskin
Correct.
On what possible basis can you make this categorical claim. And you wonder why literally nobody takes you seriously?
Why? Because he's straight-line faster than Gaskin? The game is full of fast dudes ... many much faster than the terrorist. So what?
Sure he might blow up this year. Who knows? But thus far he's shown (1) to have no vision, (2) to have no toughness and (3) to be an easy tackle. None of these things could be said of Gaskin. You're sitting here saying that this guy, who has done nothing, is better than a four-time 1,000 yard rusher. Let me say this again: FOUR TIME ONE THOUSAND YARD RUSHER.
If Ahmed were a Duck you'd be laughing your ass off right now.
Ahmed, if he stays healthy*, has a high probability of doing good if nothing else than the fact that he's not going to face a lot of stacked boxes. This is not the hill to prove strongarm's dooginess on.