Chris Petersen's downfall

[Postal91]

PETERSEN IS ALSO A PUSSY

Yup, never seen a coach be such a coward towards the end of a half and fuck up clock management so badly. @TheChart

4th 2 at the 3 and doesn't go for it. BITCH MOVE. IT'S WHAT SEPERATES HIM FROM BEING GREAT. SABAN WOULD HAVE GONE FOR IT. PETERSEN KICKS IT WITH A SHIT KICKER.

Yup, without a doubt. Worst case, their O is pinned against the side of the ball that actually did something. Instead we shank it and give it to them at the 25. And shit, it wasn't like it was 16-0 or anything like that.... we needed 2 TDs to win. I'm beside myself at this shit

 

[PurpleBaze]

If Trey wouldn't have gotten hurt, I'm sure we would have thrown a pass to him for a 3-yard loss.

What a shame that JSFS didn't get to call a play he developed during preseason.

 

[EsophagealFeces]

If fat tits cared about winning, she’d have gutted him with a rusty knife on the 50 after the game. Fuck it all

 

[PurpleThrobber]

The only conclusion is JSFS has either 1) pics of Peterman with a 12 year old or 2) JSFS gives such ridiculous blow jobs, Peterman can't quit him.

There is no other logical explanation for keeping him.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

The only conclusion is JSFS has either 1) pics of Peterman with a 12 year old or 2) JSFS gives such ridiculous blow jobs, Peterman can't quit him.

There is no other logical explanation for keeping him.

Going with abundance here

 

[Mosster47]

Smith isn't great, but neither are the Jimmy and Joe's.

Be realistic about that roster. The defense lost five or six guys to the NFL and didn't replace them with NFL players. Gaines has gotten way too heavy along with Victor. Vita is a stud but is gone after this year and won't be replaced by anyone near that caliber. So that gives you Vea and Rapp that are for sure NFL players. Gaines and Victor will get a cup of coffee in the league.

The offense has one NFL player in Pettis. Coleman will be a 5-7 round guy maybe. That's about it. Browning has less ability than Kellen Moore. The kicking game is fucking dreck. You have a good coach.

You're an 8 or 9 win team and you will beat Oregon. That's really good for UW since football was created in 94.

 

[NeGgaPlEaSe]

Smith isn't great, but neither are the Jimmy and Joe's.

Be realistic about that roster. The defense lost five or six guys to the NFL and didn't replace them with NFL players. Gaines has gotten way too heavy along with Victor. Vita is a stud but is gone after this year and won't be replaced by anyone near that caliber. So that gives you Vea and Rapp that are for sure NFL players. Gaines and Victor will get a cup of coffee in the league.

The offense has one NFL player in Pettis. Coleman will be a 5-7 round guy maybe. That's about it. Browning has less ability than Kellen Moore. The kicking game is fucking dreck. You have a good coach.

You're an 8 or 9 win team and you will beat Oregon. That's really good for UW since football was created in 94.

Fuck outta here. Hunter Bryant is a 1000 yard receiver on USC this year. Coleman is so under untilized it's pathetic. Any decent coach would have this team putting up 40 plus on ASU.

 

[Swaye]

Smith isn't great, but neither are the Jimmy and Joe's.

Be realistic about that roster. The defense lost five or six guys to the NFL and didn't replace them with NFL players. Gaines has gotten way too heavy along with Victor. Vita is a stud but is gone after this year and won't be replaced by anyone near that caliber. So that gives you Vea and Rapp that are for sure NFL players. Gaines and Victor will get a cup of coffee in the league.

The offense has one NFL player in Pettis. Coleman will be a 5-7 round guy maybe. That's about it. Browning has less ability than Kellen Moore. The kicking game is fucking dreck. You have a good coach.

You're an 8 or 9 win team and you will beat Oregon. That's really good for UW since football was created in 94.

Dude. Fuck. Adams will go pro, and a high draft pick at that. Pettis for sure. McGary mid to late rounds. Black Beast is young but has NFL written all over him. Vea and Gaines for sure, though I agree Vea is a sure fire first rounder and Gaines is a mid round guy. The current secondary will feature at least three future NFLers.

This team has piles of talent. It is dispersed a little weird, but nobody is Alabama where NFL talent is at every position. The problems with this team are easy to identify - our OC is a choad, all our kickers should be put on a slow boat to nowhere, our receivers outside of Pettis are total fucking dreck, and Brownsocks is a fucking total choke artist. That's it. Get some receivers and a QB who doesn't piss himself and this teams wins the Pac 12 going away.

 

[Mosster47]

Smith isn't great, but neither are the Jimmy and Joe's.

Be realistic about that roster. The defense lost five or six guys to the NFL and didn't replace them with NFL players. Gaines has gotten way too heavy along with Victor. Vita is a stud but is gone after this year and won't be replaced by anyone near that caliber. So that gives you Vea and Rapp that are for sure NFL players. Gaines and Victor will get a cup of coffee in the league.

The offense has one NFL player in Pettis. Coleman will be a 5-7 round guy maybe. That's about it. Browning has less ability than Kellen Moore. The kicking game is fucking dreck. You have a good coach.

You're an 8 or 9 win team and you will beat Oregon. That's really good for UW since football was created in 94.

Dude. Fuck. Adams will go pro, and a high draft pick at that. Pettis for sure. McGary mid to late rounds. Black Beast is young but has NFL written all over him. Vea and Gaines for sure, though I agree Vea is a sure fire first rounder and Gaines is a mid round guy. The current secondary will feature at least three future NFLers.

This team has piles of talent. It is dispersed a little weird, but nobody is Alabama where NFL talent is at every position. The problems with this team are easy to identify - our OC is a choad, all our kickers should be put on a slow boat to nowhere, our receivers outside of Pettis are total fucking dreck, and Brownsocks is a fucking total choke artist. That's it. Get some receivers and a QB who doesn't piss himself and this teams wins the Pac 12 going away.

Right, so you're an 8 or 9 win team that beats Oregon.

 

[Swaye]

Smith isn't great, but neither are the Jimmy and Joe's.

Be realistic about that roster. The defense lost five or six guys to the NFL and didn't replace them with NFL players. Gaines has gotten way too heavy along with Victor. Vita is a stud but is gone after this year and won't be replaced by anyone near that caliber. So that gives you Vea and Rapp that are for sure NFL players. Gaines and Victor will get a cup of coffee in the league.

The offense has one NFL player in Pettis. Coleman will be a 5-7 round guy maybe. That's about it. Browning has less ability than Kellen Moore. The kicking game is fucking dreck. You have a good coach.

You're an 8 or 9 win team and you will beat Oregon. That's really good for UW since football was created in 94.

Dude. Fuck. Adams will go pro, and a high draft pick at that. Pettis for sure. McGary mid to late rounds. Black Beast is young but has NFL written all over him. Vea and Gaines for sure, though I agree Vea is a sure fire first rounder and Gaines is a mid round guy. The current secondary will feature at least three future NFLers.

This team has piles of talent. It is dispersed a little weird, but nobody is Alabama where NFL talent is at every position. The problems with this team are easy to identify - our OC is a choad, all our kickers should be put on a slow boat to nowhere, our receivers outside of Pettis are total fucking dreck, and Brownsocks is a fucking total choke artist. That's it. Get some receivers and a QB who doesn't piss himself and this teams wins the Pac 12 going away.

Right, so you're an 8 or 9 win team that beats Oregon.

Correct, but you said we were bereft (@dnc taught me that word last week) of talent. We aren't. We have a dipshit OC and loser wideouts and a sad sack QB. Half that defense will play on Sundays. A third of the starting O will. It isn't Bama, but it's good enough to win this lousy shitpile of a conference. In conclusion, fuck that loser Brownsocks.

 

[Mosster47]

Smith isn't great, but neither are the Jimmy and Joe's.

Be realistic about that roster. The defense lost five or six guys to the NFL and didn't replace them with NFL players. Gaines has gotten way too heavy along with Victor. Vita is a stud but is gone after this year and won't be replaced by anyone near that caliber. So that gives you Vea and Rapp that are for sure NFL players. Gaines and Victor will get a cup of coffee in the league.

The offense has one NFL player in Pettis. Coleman will be a 5-7 round guy maybe. That's about it. Browning has less ability than Kellen Moore. The kicking game is fucking dreck. You have a good coach.

You're an 8 or 9 win team and you will beat Oregon. That's really good for UW since football was created in 94.

Dude. Fuck. Adams will go pro, and a high draft pick at that. Pettis for sure. McGary mid to late rounds. Black Beast is young but has NFL written all over him. Vea and Gaines for sure, though I agree Vea is a sure fire first rounder and Gaines is a mid round guy. The current secondary will feature at least three future NFLers.

This team has piles of talent. It is dispersed a little weird, but nobody is Alabama where NFL talent is at every position. The problems with this team are easy to identify - our OC is a choad, all our kickers should be put on a slow boat to nowhere, our receivers outside of Pettis are total fucking dreck, and Brownsocks is a fucking total choke artist. That's it. Get some receivers and a QB who doesn't piss himself and this teams wins the Pac 12 going away.

Right, so you're an 8 or 9 win team that beats Oregon.

Correct, but you said we were bereft (@dnc taught me that word last week) of talent. We aren't. We have a dipshit OC and loser wideouts and a sad sack QB. Half that defense will play on Sundays. A third of the starting O will. It isn't Bama, but it's good enough to win this lousy shitpile of a conference. In conclusion, fuck that loser Brownsocks.

I disagree, respectfully of course. I don't see more than four players in your current 35-man that get their name called during an NFL regular season game.

Look at the teams that have been in the playoffs so far and look at their rosters, including yours from last year. This year's UW installment doesn't belong with those teams and would get their shit pushed in by all of them, even last year's scoreless tOSU team.

 

[Swaye]

Smith isn't great, but neither are the Jimmy and Joe's.

Be realistic about that roster. The defense lost five or six guys to the NFL and didn't replace them with NFL players. Gaines has gotten way too heavy along with Victor. Vita is a stud but is gone after this year and won't be replaced by anyone near that caliber. So that gives you Vea and Rapp that are for sure NFL players. Gaines and Victor will get a cup of coffee in the league.

The offense has one NFL player in Pettis. Coleman will be a 5-7 round guy maybe. That's about it. Browning has less ability than Kellen Moore. The kicking game is fucking dreck. You have a good coach.

You're an 8 or 9 win team and you will beat Oregon. That's really good for UW since football was created in 94.

Dude. Fuck. Adams will go pro, and a high draft pick at that. Pettis for sure. McGary mid to late rounds. Black Beast is young but has NFL written all over him. Vea and Gaines for sure, though I agree Vea is a sure fire first rounder and Gaines is a mid round guy. The current secondary will feature at least three future NFLers.

This team has piles of talent. It is dispersed a little weird, but nobody is Alabama where NFL talent is at every position. The problems with this team are easy to identify - our OC is a choad, all our kickers should be put on a slow boat to nowhere, our receivers outside of Pettis are total fucking dreck, and Brownsocks is a fucking total choke artist. That's it. Get some receivers and a QB who doesn't piss himself and this teams wins the Pac 12 going away.

Right, so you're an 8 or 9 win team that beats Oregon.

Correct, but you said we were bereft (@dnc taught me that word last week) of talent. We aren't. We have a dipshit OC and loser wideouts and a sad sack QB. Half that defense will play on Sundays. A third of the starting O will. It isn't Bama, but it's good enough to win this lousy shitpile of a conference. In conclusion, fuck that loser Brownsocks.

I disagree, respectfully of course. I don't see more than four players in your current 35-man that get their name called during an NFL regular season game.

Look at the teams that have been in the playoffs so far and look at their rosters, including yours from last year. This year's UW installment doesn't belong with those teams and would get their shit pushed in by all of them, even last year's scoreless tOSU team.

I don't have time to debate this. I'm needed at the polo grounds.

 

[SteveSuckisian]

PETERSEN IS ALSO A PUSSY

Yup, never seen a coach be such a coward towards the end of a half and fuck up clock management so badly. @TheChart

PETERSEN IS ALSO A PUSSY

Yup, never seen a coach be such a coward towards the end of a half and fuck up clock management so badly. @TheChart

PETERSEN IS ALSO A PUSSY

Yup, never seen a coach be such a coward towards the end of a half and fuck up clock management so badly. @TheChart

Suckisian even ?

 

[TheChart]

PETERSEN IS ALSO A PUSSY

Yup, never seen a coach be such a coward towards the end of a half and fuck up clock management so badly. @TheChart

You guys are only pointing out the times I'm wrong.

 

[oregonblitzkrieg]

I just watched part of that game on replay on ESPN. Alejandro Maldonado and I shared a good laugh at your field goal attempts.

 

[LoneStarDawg]

I just watched part of that game on replay on ESPN. Alejandro Maldonado and I shared a good laugh at your field goal attempts.

Qooks watching our losses because they don’t have any wins to watch

 

[dnc]

I just watched part of that game on replay on ESPN. Alejandro Maldonado and I shared a good laugh at your field goal attempts.

Qooks watching our losses because they don’t have any wins to watch

BHAM!

 

[dnc]

Smith isn't great, but neither are the Jimmy and Joe's.

Be realistic about that roster. The defense lost five or six guys to the NFL and didn't replace them with NFL players. Gaines has gotten way too heavy along with Victor. Vita is a stud but is gone after this year and won't be replaced by anyone near that caliber. So that gives you Vea and Rapp that are for sure NFL players. Gaines and Victor will get a cup of coffee in the league.

The offense has one NFL player in Pettis.[/b] Coleman will be a 5-7 round guy maybe. That's about it. Browning has less ability than Kellen Moore. The kicking game is fucking dreck. You have a good coach.

You're an 8 or 9 win team and you will beat Oregon. That's really good for UW since football was created in 94.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Oregon State won't take him now

Big if true.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Smith isn't great, but neither are the Jimmy and Joe's.

Be realistic about that roster. The defense lost five or six guys to the NFL and didn't replace them with NFL players. Gaines has gotten way too heavy along with Victor. Vita is a stud but is gone after this year and won't be replaced by anyone near that caliber. So that gives you Vea and Rapp that are for sure NFL players. Gaines and Victor will get a cup of coffee in the league.

The offense has one NFL player in Pettis. Coleman will be a 5-7 round guy maybe. That's about it. Browning has less ability than Kellen Moore. The kicking game is fucking dreck. You have a good coach.

You're an 8 or 9 win team and you will beat Oregon. That's really good for UW since football was created in 94.

Dude. Fuck. Adams will go pro, and a high draft pick at that. Pettis for sure. McGary mid to late rounds. Black Beast is young but has NFL written all over him. Vea and Gaines for sure, though I agree Vea is a sure fire first rounder and Gaines is a mid round guy. The current secondary will feature at least three future NFLers.

This team has piles of talent. It is dispersed a little weird, but nobody is Alabama where NFL talent is at every position. The problems with this team are easy to identify - our OC is a choad, all our kickers should be put on a slow boat to nowhere, our receivers outside of Pettis are total fucking dreck, and Brownsocks is a fucking total choke artist. That's it. Get some receivers and a QB who doesn't piss himself and this teams wins the Pac 12 going away.

Right, so you're an 8 or 9 win team that beats Oregon.

Correct, but you said we were bereft (@dnc taught me that word last week) of talent. We aren't. We have a dipshit OC and loser wideouts and a sad sack QB. Half that defense will play on Sundays. A third of the starting O will. It isn't Bama, but it's good enough to win this lousy shitpile of a conference. In conclusion, fuck that loser Brownsocks.

I disagree, respectfully of course. I don't see more than four players in your current 35-man that get their name called during an NFL regular season game.

Look at the teams that have been in the playoffs so far and look at their rosters, including yours from last year. This year's UW installment doesn't belong with those teams and would get their shit pushed in by all of them, even last year's scoreless tOSU team.

I don't have time to debate this. I'm needed at the polo grounds.

That is a top-10 one liner that this shithole has ever produced.