Chip Come Home - The NFL Experiment Is Over - What I'm Hearing

http://www.nj.com/eagles/index.ssf/2015/11/eagles_fans_call_for_chip_kelly_to_be_fired_on_twi.html

Looks like the NFL wasn't all that for Chip Kelly.

Of late Ive been hearing rumors of a very unusual arrangement that was put into place between Kelly, Helfrich, and the Oregon AD after Kelly's initial flirtation with Tampa Bay. In that arrangement - it was understood that Kelly was going to be the subject of an NCAA show-cause once sanctions were announced. So, the expectation was that Kelly would leave for the League prior to sanctions being announced. He would coach there for as long as he wanted. If Kelly wanted to come back to Oregon within 5 years, the Oregon AD and Phil Knight were prepared to keep him as the highest-paid coach in the Pac-12 and one of the top 5 in CFB. Helfrich is locked in as the extended-term interim for as long as Kelly stays in the NFL and upon Kelly's return stays as the OC - at whatever salary he was earning as HC, plus annual increases, for as long as Kelly stays at Oregon.

Kelly likes Oregon's attitude toward winning and, compared to other high-profile programs, minimal donor interaction. Also, Helfrich was and is the key recruiter on the staff (Chip hates recruiting).

Is there any basis to this? I don't know. This is one step better than rank gossip - but what the hell - I'll take it.

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PLEASE, IN THE NAME OF PHIL, COME BACK!

Sounds like someone has been reading the posts of danoseknows Oregon edition.
 
Let's face it. AZduck is just jelly that the he's not a bruin and Ballsacked is just better at life.

Actually, this thread just revealed a bunch of middle aged men shitting their pants at the mere Mention of a duck fantasy involving chip returning to Oregin.

For one thing, it would virtually guarantee the annual butt fucking of Washington streak exceed 20 years.
 
MikeSeaver
Posts: 150
November 22

You fucked up wifing Chelsea Noble over Julie McCullough, brah.

1986-02-08-lrg.jpg

White girls without a flat booty.

What a fucking concept!

The more I look at that pic, the more fucking awesome it is.

Imma post it again.

1986-02-08-lrg.jpg

Used to have a huge crush on her as a kid watching Growing Pains ... BEFORE I realized what she did to get famous enough to earn that role ...

And yes, there are so many things right about that picture ... looking out at the distance has rarely looked so good.
 
MikeSeaver
Posts: 150
November 22

You fucked up wifing Chelsea Noble over Julie McCullough, brah.

1986-02-08-lrg.jpg

White girls without a flat booty.

What a fucking concept!

The more I look at that pic, the more fucking awesome it is.

Imma post it again.

1986-02-08-lrg.jpg

Used to have a huge crush on her as a kid watching Growing Pains ... BEFORE I realized what she did to get famous enough to earn that role ...

And yes, there are so many things right about that picture ... looking out at the distance has rarely looked so good.

So... What happened after you found out???

 
MikeSeaver
Posts: 150
November 22

You fucked up wifing Chelsea Noble over Julie McCullough, brah.

1986-02-08-lrg.jpg

White girls without a flat booty.

What a fucking concept!

The more I look at that pic, the more fucking awesome it is.

Imma post it again.

1986-02-08-lrg.jpg

Good luck rest of the way, in eternal damnation.

See you there.
MikeSeaver
Posts: 150
November 22

You fucked up wifing Chelsea Noble over Julie McCullough, brah.

1986-02-08-lrg.jpg

White girls without a flat booty.

What a fucking concept!

The more I look at that pic, the more fucking awesome it is.

Imma post it again.

1986-02-08-lrg.jpg

Imma post this again.

The 80's were fucking awesome.
 
http://www.nj.com/eagles/index.ssf/2015/11/eagles_fans_call_for_chip_kelly_to_be_fired_on_twi.html

Looks like the NFL wasn't all that for Chip Kelly.

Of late Ive been hearing rumors of a very unusual arrangement that was put into place between Kelly, Helfrich, and the Oregon AD after Kelly's initial flirtation with Tampa Bay. In that arrangement - it was understood that Kelly was going to be the subject of an NCAA show-cause once sanctions were announced. So, the expectation was that Kelly would leave for the League prior to sanctions being announced. He would coach there for as long as he wanted. If Kelly wanted to come back to Oregon within 5 years, the Oregon AD and Phil Knight were prepared to keep him as the highest-paid coach in the Pac-12 and one of the top 5 in CFB. Helfrich is locked in as the extended-term interim for as long as Kelly stays in the NFL and upon Kelly's return stays as the OC - at whatever salary he was earning as HC, plus annual increases, for as long as Kelly stays at Oregon.

Kelly likes Oregon's attitude toward winning and, compared to other high-profile programs, minimal donor interaction. Also, Helfrich was and is the key recruiter on the staff (Chip hates recruiting).

Is there any basis to this? I don't know. This is one step better than rank gossip - but what the hell - I'll take it.

770a7ac737aaab857e7cdea295080693.jpg

PLEASE, IN THE NAME OF PHIL, COME BACK!

Welcome back @AZDuck BUMP.
 
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