Charles Kelly isn't fucking around

[oregonblitzkrieg]

Both usc and ucla imploding.

Wilcox.gif licking his chops. Cal is going to be a major beneficiary.

Of what? Cal is perpetual garbage. No one who is serious about football wants to play there.

Players who want to have fun with their friend the coach play at oregon.

How can you even talk shit after losing to San Diego State? Your program is dreck of the lowest order.

@OBK: One word obliterates your pathetic, attention-seeking faggot football team: Uniforms.

I couldn't give a shit less what some middle aged dood who never set foot outside the state of Washington thinks about our uniforms. They're a hit with the recruits.

In 2008 maybe.

Right... Who wouldn't want to put on a brand new uniform and helmet combo for every game? That's money and marketing at work, bitch.

 

[creepycoug]

Cal:

- is in California
- has good academics (so I've heard)
- is in California
- has a history of putting players in the League (but as Race says, just doesn't get enough of them)
- had some stability in coaching lately.
- did i mention its in California? Not far away from family and friends, which for some crazy reason is a bigly deal for some croots.
- croots get access to their girlfriend punani (fact!)

On the other hand, people have been saying this shit FOREVER.

If you really care about academics, and you're any good, Stanford will come calling and you'll answer.

They've had a some good players who made good in the NFL. Pretty much every program has.

Nothing at all compelling about that argument, and as I said, people have been making it for years, and still, Cal is Cal.

 

[BearsWiin]

Cal:

- is in California
- has good academics (so I've heard)
- is in California
- has a history of putting players in the League (but as Race says, just doesn't get enough of them)
- had some stability in coaching lately.
- did i mention its in California? Not far away from family and friends, which for some crazy reason is a bigly deal for some croots.
- croots get access to their girlfriend punani (fact!)

On the other hand, people have been saying this shit FOREVER.

If you really care about academics, and you're any good, Stanford will come calling and you'll answer.

They've had a some good players who made good in the NFL. Pretty much every program has.

Nothing at all compelling about that argument, and as I said, people have been making it for years, and still, Cal is Cal.

NEWSFLASH: Institutional support and quality coaching hires matter

Film at 11

 

[Doogles]

I'm still on the Chip bandwagon. He is unorthodox and super abrasive.

No doubt being behind the scenes at Oregon before being the head guy helped that transition, but if you can wait out the storm the results are there. He drafted files, super bowl mvp. I remember in Philly players were complaining how he ran them too hard before games and it made them tired, but stats and analytics showed they were performing better.

Maybe UCLA is cursed, can't explain Ricks implosion, but if they ride the next 3 ugly years out it will get better.

 

[Doogles]

Also Twitter world has fucked accountability up. It's why Treyshaun is wondering where he went wrong while getting bit by mosquitoes in Tallahassee.

Chip isn't cool. Neither is Pete for that matter. LIPO. If only more recruits would think and care.

Wasted

 

[TurdBomber]

UCLA was as good as any team we played last year talent wise. Made the rare win that much more fun especially when the 5 star frosh got a 15 yard penalty and looked like he wanted to cry

Chip has the raw material. I think its our conference loss this year

UW is going to kill UCLA.

I would think so, but it's been a long time since we beat UCLA on the road.

Of all programs to hold Husky kryptonite. Those hapless perennially underperforming powered blue fancy boys.

I can't remember their last big impressive win. And IDGAF.

Thy are horrible and I don't think Chip will do anything of note there, but until we beat them, I'm worried.

I'm not worried at all anymore and it's arguably the easiest game left on our schedule.

Chip sucks. 1-15 cemented it. He was a right place, right time coach.[/b] He's just collecting a fat paycheck at this point.

I agree, have always thought this to be the case. But in fairness, it took Pete over two years to get the Sark out of the Huskies, and even Carroll and Saban took a year to get USC and Alabama cultures turned around. Gotta say though, that shit happy dance Chip had UCLA doing during the game smacks of a Sarkism. Not a good sign for UCLA. At all.

Chip caught teams by surprise for a couple years and that was it. All he did was run the hurry up all the time and catch defenses unprepared.

Beyond that, if only UW had a billionaire international sweatshop owner like Phil Knight paying players from the Bible belt with sub-80 IQs to come play in the rainy NW, maybe the Duck Decade could've been the Husky Decade. But I would've hated Kelly @ UW just as much. [/b]

Sure. Uh huh.

[Typing this message on a computer assembled down the block from the Nike sweatshop]

Creepy not getting it again, as usual.

 

[TurdBomber]

Both usc and ucla imploding.

Wilcox.gif licking his chops. Cal is going to be a major beneficiary.

Of what? Cal is perpetual garbage. No one who is serious about football wants to play there.

Players who want to have fun with their friend the coach play at oregon.

How can you even talk shit after losing to San Diego State? Your program is dreck of the lowest order.

@OBK: One word obliterates your pathetic, attention-seeking faggot football team: Uniforms.

I couldn't give a shit less what some middle aged dood who never set foot outside the state of Washington thinks about our uniforms. They're a hit with the recruits. [/b]

So are low IQs and remedial admission requirements.

 

[oregonblitzkrieg]

Both usc and ucla imploding.

Wilcox.gif licking his chops. Cal is going to be a major beneficiary.

Of what? Cal is perpetual garbage. No one who is serious about football wants to play there.

Players who want to have fun with their friend the coach play at oregon.

How can you even talk shit after losing to San Diego State? Your program is dreck of the lowest order.

@OBK: One word obliterates your pathetic, attention-seeking faggot football team: Uniforms.

I couldn't give a shit less what some middle aged dood who never set foot outside the state of Washington thinks about our uniforms. They're a hit with the recruits. [/b]

So are low IQs and remedial admission requirements.

As far as football is concerned, we care about talent and stars. Don't give a fuck about a football player's academis skills or character, as long as those things don't effect his performance on field.

 

[Pitchfork51]

Both usc and ucla imploding.

Wilcox.gif licking his chops. Cal is going to be a major beneficiary.

Of what? Cal is perpetual garbage. No one who is serious about football wants to play there.

Players who want to have fun with their friend the coach play at oregon.

How can you even talk shit after losing to San Diego State? Your program is dreck of the lowest order.

@OBK: One word obliterates your pathetic, attention-seeking faggot football team: Uniforms.

I couldn't give a shit less what some middle aged dood who never set foot outside the state of Washington thinks about our uniforms. They're a hit with the recruits.

In 2008 maybe.

Right... Who wouldn't want to put on a brand new uniform and helmet combo for every game? That's money and marketing at work, bitch.

Other teams do that every game now too. Including half the pac. hth

Although I'm hearing black sleeves are the special thing

 

[AZDuck]

Has anyone considered that the calisthenics might have been some kind of mind-fuck punishment?

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Cal:

- is in California
- has good academics (so I've heard)
- is in California
- has a history of putting players in the League (but as Race says, just doesn't get enough of them)
- had some stability in coaching lately.
- did i mention its in California? Not far away from family and friends, which for some crazy reason is a bigly deal for some croots.
- croots get access to their girlfriend punani (fact!)

Chinned for the use of 'punani'. Vastly underutilized word.

 

[creepycoug]

Cal:

- is in California
- has good academics (so I've heard)
- is in California
- has a history of putting players in the League (but as Race says, just doesn't get enough of them)
- had some stability in coaching lately.
- did i mention its in California? Not far away from family and friends, which for some crazy reason is a bigly deal for some croots.
- croots get access to their girlfriend punani (fact!)

On the other hand, people have been saying this shit FOREVER.

If you really care about academics, and you're any good, Stanford will come calling and you'll answer.

They've had a some good players who made good in the NFL. Pretty much every program has.

Nothing at all compelling about that argument, and as I said, people have been making it for years, and still, Cal is Cal.

NEWSFLASH: Institutional support and quality coaching hires matter

Film at 11

And?

 

[oregonblitzkrieg]

Both usc and ucla imploding.

Wilcox.gif licking his chops. Cal is going to be a major beneficiary.

Of what? Cal is perpetual garbage. No one who is serious about football wants to play there.

Players who want to have fun with their friend the coach play at oregon.

How can you even talk shit after losing to San Diego State? Your program is dreck of the lowest order.

@OBK: One word obliterates your pathetic, attention-seeking faggot football team: Uniforms.

I couldn't give a shit less what some middle aged dood who never set foot outside the state of Washington thinks about our uniforms. They're a hit with the recruits.

In 2008 maybe.

Right... Who wouldn't want to put on a brand new uniform and helmet combo for every game? That's money and marketing at work, bitch.

Other teams do that every game now too. Including half the pac. hth

Although I'm hearing black sleeves are the special thing

They're like cheap Chinese knock offs compared to the original.

 

[Pitchfork51]

Oregon is a cheap chinese knock off of actual good teams.

 

[PurpleBaze]

Oregon is a ching chong knock off of actual good teams.

 

[AZDuck]

Oregon is a cheap chinese knock off of actual good teams.

You? faggots took the only other good mascot, and best logo, off your? helmuts for flaming flatware.

 

[DoogCourics]

5* Soso Jamabo, now a SR like Gas.



Dayum UCLA. University of regrets when it comes to football man.

 

[haie]

Both usc and ucla imploding.

Wilcox.gif licking his chops. Cal is going to be a major beneficiary.

Of what? Cal is perpetual garbage. No one who is serious about football wants to play there.

Players who want to have fun with their friend the coach play at oregon.

How can you even talk shit after losing to San Diego State? Your program is dreck of the lowest order.

@OBK: One word obliterates your pathetic, attention-seeking faggot football team: Uniforms.

I couldn't give a shit less what some middle aged dood who never set foot outside the state of Washington thinks about our uniforms. They're a hit with the recruits.

In 2008 maybe.

Right... Who wouldn't want to put on a brand new uniform and helmet combo for every game? That's money and marketing at work, bitch.

Utah is doing the same thing.

 

[SECDAWG]

Both usc and ucla imploding.

Wilcox.gif licking his chops. Cal is going to be a major beneficiary.

Of what? Cal is perpetual garbage. No one who is serious about football wants to play there.

Players who want to have fun with their friend the coach play at oregon.

How can you even talk shit after losing to San Diego State? Your program is dreck of the lowest order.

@OBK: One word obliterates your pathetic, attention-seeking faggot football team: Uniforms.

I couldn't give a shit less what some middle aged dood who never set foot outside the state of Washington thinks about our uniforms. They're a hit with the recruits.

In 2008 maybe.

Right... Who wouldn't want to put on a brand new uniform and helmet combo for every game? That's money and marketing at work, bitch.

Utah is doing the same thing.

PUH

 

[Southerndawg]

A unique challenge for Chipper. He was able to recruit the team (Offense anyway) that He needed at Oregon for 2 years before being handed the reigns.

This more resembles what He had at Philly minus a briefly resurrected Michael Vick. He was a genius and changed College Football at Oregon. But the blueprint has been out for many years on how to defend that Offense.

However if He is able to get the 4 and 5 Star talent to run that Offense, they’ll score big on 81% of the teams they play. That won’t happen for 2 or 3 years though, if it ever does.

Chip will win big at UCLA

@DerekJohnson - needs more tim? or?

I'm still on the Chip bandwagon. He is unorthodox and super abrasive.

No doubt being behind the scenes at Oregon before being the head guy helped that transition, but if you can wait out the storm the results are there. He drafted files, super bowl mvp. I remember in Philly players were complaining how he ran them too hard before games and it made them tired, but stats and analytics showed they were performing better.

Maybe UCLA is cursed, can't explain Ricks implosion,[/b] but if they ride the next 3 ugly years out it will get better.

Over 20 seasons at UCLA, Terry Donahue finished 1st or 2nd in conference 12 times and went 3-1 in Rose Bowls when Rose Bowls mattered and the PAC8/PAC10 was the SEC of it's day. Winning is more than possible at UCLA, it just takes the right coach.

Rick had shitty trajectories at Colorado and UW prior to failing at UCLA. Same goes for Mora at Atlanta and Seattle prior to failing at UCLA. Charles Kelly is still in a LIPO situation. He may turn things around or wear out his welcome and get run. The trajectory of his recent track record in the NFL and now at UCLA sucks, not a good sign, time will tell.