Changing my identity

HuskyJW

HuskyJW

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I no longer want to be a 40 year old blue eyed white guy.

I now identify myself as a 25 year old Asian woman....what sort of grants and start up business opportunities do I qualify for?
 
I no longer want to be a 40 year old blue eyed white guy.

I now identify myself as a 25 year old Asian woman....what sort of grants and start up business opportunities do I qualify for?
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I'm sure you at least qualify for the mentally handicapped college grant.
 
"You know, I think I'm going to 'identify' as skinny. That way I will not have to ever go on a diet. I'm just gonna 'identify' as skinny. I just am. You think I'm not? Screw you!"

-Rush Limbaugh
 
What a special day to be a Rush Limbaugh dick sucking conservative that posts here. This just confirms (in your minds) all of the drivel that you guys suck out of his ass.
 
What a special day to be a Rush Limbaugh dick sucking conservative that posts here. This just confirms (in your minds) all of the drivel that you guys suck out of his ass.
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I hear there's a new post up on Dawgboard.
 
2015 will forever be remembered as the year the phrase "I identify myself as" jumped the fucking shark
 
Now by "go fuck yourself," I mean to say that most opportunities for 25 year-old Asian women involve 40 year-old blue eyed white guys.

Go fuck yourself.
 
What a special day to be a Rush Limbaugh dick sucking conservative that posts here. This just confirms (in your minds) all of the drivel that you guys suck out of his ass.
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I hear there's a new post up on Dawgboard.
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Pressing.
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Au contraire. PurpleJ has publicly stated he doesn't like the direction this board is taking.
 
I no longer want to be a 40 year old blue eyed white guy.

I now identify myself as a 25 year old Asian woman....what sort of grants and start up business opportunities do I qualify for?
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Self identifying as a 25 year old Asian Woman will only get you loans and grants for a start up massage parlor that specializes in happy endings or a scholarship to UC Berkeley. If you want the big kit, self identify as a 65 year old "African American"/ "Native American" mix who is also a quadriplegic transgender lesbian with two dads.
 
I no longer want to be a 40 year old blue eyed white guy.

I now identify myself as a 25 year old Asian woman....what sort of grants and start up business opportunities do I qualify for?
Click to expand...

Self identifying as a 25 year old Asian Woman will only get you loans and grants for a start up massage parlor that specializes in happy endings or a scholarship to UC Berkeley. If you want the big kit, self identify as a 65 year old "African American"/ "Native American" mix who is also a quadriplegic transgender lesbian with two dads.
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That's some serious FREE PUB! for @RaceBannon.
 
I no longer want to be a 40 year old blue eyed white guy.

I now identify myself as a 25 year old Asian woman....what sort of grants and start up business opportunities do I qualify for?
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Self identifying as a 25 year old Asian Woman will only get you loans and grants for a start up massage parlor that specializes in happy endings or a scholarship to UC Berkeley. If you want the big kit, self identify as a 65 year old "African American"/ "Native American" mix who is also a quadriplegic transgender lesbian with two dads.
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quads?
 
I no longer want to be a 40 year old blue eyed white guy.

I now identify myself as a 25 year old Asian woman....what sort of grants and start up business opportunities do I qualify for?
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You went from Splooge to his daughter?
 
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