Cash Grab Update 8/30/18

[PurpleJ]

If I donate $69, can I have a GRONK! badge?

 

[pawz]

If I donate $69, can I have a GRONK! badge?

You would get to STAY!

That should be good enough.

Welp, HondoShillFS get to stay irregardless so I guess it's a mute point.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

Because I am a minority can I donate 81% of the badge totals?

 

[Swaye]

Great job this weekend degenerates. Numbers tally will be up when the Central Committee Graphics Department ( @UW_Doog_Bot ) wakes up and fires up his MSPaint. Suffice it to say @DerekJohnson won't have to prostitute himself on the mean streets of Capitol Hill this year to keep the lights on.

 

[Swaye]

Because I am a minority can I donate 81% of the badge totals?

I don't understand this but I chinned you for intimating you are not white.

 

[Swaye]

If I donate $69, can I have a GRONK! badge?

You'll get a Standard Supporter Badge that you can pretend is a GRONK Badge. Pretty cool, eh?

 

[Swaye]

FRANNY!

 

[DerekJohnson]

Great job this weekend degenerates. Numbers tally will be up when the Central Committee Graphics Department ( @UW_Doog_Bot ) wakes up and fires up his MSPaint[/b]. Suffice it to say @DerekJohnson won't have to prostitute himself on the mean streets of Capitol Hill[/s] Woodinville this year to keep the lights on.

sounds pretty high tech

 

[Swaye]

Great job this weekend degenerates. Numbers tally will be up when the Central Committee Graphics Department ( @UW_Doog_Bot ) wakes up and fires up his MSPaint[/b]. Suffice it to say @DerekJohnson won't have to prostitute himself on the mean streets of Capitol Hill[/s] Woodinville this year to keep the lights on.

sounds pretty high tech

Nothing but the best at KGB[/s] HH Central Committee Headquarters!

 

[IPukeOregonGrellow]

If I donate $69, can I have a GRONK! badge?

I'd be willing to send in another dollar to get a Mr 81% badge.

 

[FireCohen]

Great job this weekend degenerates. Numbers tally will be up when the Central Committee Graphics Department ( @UW_Doog_Bot ) wakes up and fires up his MSPaint. Suffice it to say @DerekJohnson won't have to prostitute himself on the mean streets of Capitol Hill this year to keep the lights on.

What? Our donations protect Stalin’s booty hole? Not sure you should have shared that. You might not raise a cent next year. Caz some men (including me) wana watch the world burn

 

[Swaye]

If I donate $69, can I have a GRONK! badge?

I'd be willing to send in another dollar to get a Mr 81% badge.

It'd probably cost our graphics department 100 bucks to make it. Quality work like below doesn't come cheap.

 

[IPukeOregonGrellow]

If I donate $69, can I have a GRONK! badge?

I'd be willing to send in another dollar to get a Mr 81% badge.

It'd probably cost our graphics department 100 bucks to make it. Quality work like below doesn't come cheap.

I'lll put the gas station chinterns on it this morning.

 

[Swaye]

If I donate $69, can I have a GRONK! badge?

I'd be willing to send in another dollar to get a Mr 81% badge.

It'd probably cost our graphics department 100 bucks to make it. Quality work like below doesn't come cheap.

I'lll put the gas station chinterns on it this morning.

Pump My Graphics Duck!

 

[IPukeOregonGrellow]

If I donate $69, can I have a GRONK! badge?

I'd be willing to send in another dollar to get a Mr 81% badge.

It'd probably cost our graphics department 100 bucks to make it. Quality work like below doesn't come cheap.

I'lll put the gas station chinterns on it this morning.

Pump My Graphics Duck!

I gave the chinterns some meth and orders to draw nachos. We'll see how this plays out.

 

[PurpleJ]

If I donate $69, can I have a GRONK! badge?

You'll get a Standard Supporter Badge that you can pretend is a GRONK Badge. Pretty cool, eh?

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

 

[FireCohen]

Wait it cost 7k to run this hell hole?

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

720 bucks in the hopper for the year. We need at least 30 Wigwam level donations to keep the lights on. Does that shock you?

Did you know this place costs over 4 grand a year to pay all the costs? Did you know Derek and the BOD paid some portion of this out of pocket for the first 4 years? All of it the first year, most of it in year two and three, and a small chunk of it in year four.[/b] Did you know last year was the first year, in year five, that this place actually broke even? To be honest, it turned a small profit, about enough for one non-exceptional trip to the Acrop. Like 3 lap dances and a steak. No booze. No blow. No handie in the VIP room. This place takes over 4 grand a year to break even, and would take 5 grand a year in donations for several years for Derek to even get his money back. Years and years before Derek can get a proper night out with the BOD.

Wait it cost 7k to run this hell hole?

It's Hard.

 

[Swaye]

All right you wretched swine. Weekend tallies are in, and we just cracked $4,300 bucks, or 4.3" (shout out to @RoadDawg55 ), which means we have met the bare minimum to keep the Pirate Ship Afloat. Good job losers. But, don't stop there! By paying about a grand or so more we can not only pay Derek back for the out of pocket expenses he has incurred to bring us this shithole dreamland, but also maybe afford an upgrade or two. Probably no on the upgrades actually, but just give more so we can think about upgrades.

Your patronage is duly noted and appreciated, and I hate every single one of you that doesn't give. Who can't afford 25 bucks a year? Fucking poor losers faggots that's who. Don't be a poor loser faggot.