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"Fuck did I spend all my house money already? How the fuck can I buy some hookers and blow tonight".

NMBE
 
"Which Fox Sports 1 production crew member am I gonna take to the Westin tonight?"
 
"Damn it! Now no sideline reporter is going to want to fuck me after this. Guess I have to settle for the wife tonight".
 
" We played our heart out. I thought our kids played hard. The Dawgpack was awesome today. But in the fourth quarter we just cold sustain a drive. In the end we lost. Oregon is a really good football team. Mark has continued where Chip left off. Oregon took time to get to where they are. It's a process."
 
"If I keep crying and talking about the kids playing hard, these poor fucking saps will keep writing me checks."
 
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