Can we get another fucking commitment for 2020 already?!?

Bump because it's been too goddamn long and I'm tired of waiting around as all these guys that love us don't do shit and the ones that were supposably in the bag for the UW are committing to ND and sucking Bevo's dick in a moonlit field at midnight, or moving to goddamn LOOSIANA for chrissakes for their last year of high school (to get indoctrinated to more overt racism, I guess).

We need to get this wave rolling down the fucking tracks! When is somebody going to commit instead of showing more 7 on 7 highlights?
 
Ayden Hector, c'mon dude. Quit bullshittin. We know you ain't going anywhere else. UW just got three of their starting DB's drafted in the same draft. That's insane! Chris Petersen + Jimmy Lake + Will Harris = MONEY. Do you like MONEY? COMMIT, be a leader for the class, and help the coaches recruit your in-state buddies.
 
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Bumping this. For fuck's sake, it feels like every day I come in here we've decided to offer or focus on a guy whose ranking suggests we should have been focused on him all along, and then within the next few days that guy commits elsewhere or cuts us.

What the fuck? Are we sending assistants on a whirlwind tour to personally turn down recruits? Did Scott Huff personally visit Tosh Baker to tell him he wasn't getting a rose, so he confirmed with ND? Shit, feel like we never got to START recruiting ND's DL commit or Elias Ricks or Justin Flowe.

Are we perpetually doomed to be the Last American Virgin? Can somebody I've fucking heard of commit already? Who's next? Should I start scouring the list of 3-star white guys who are LB/TE tweeners named Brendan or Kyle or Matt or Griffin or Cooper to see who our next commit might be?
 
Bumping this. For fuck's sake, it feels like every day I come in here we've decided to offer or focus on a guy whose ranking suggests we should have been focused on him all along, and then within the next few days that guy commits elsewhere or cuts us.

What the fuck? Are we sending assistants on a whirlwind tour to personally turn down recruits? Did Scott Huff personally visit Tosh Baker to tell him he wasn't getting a rose, so he confirmed with ND? Shit, feel like we never got to START recruiting ND's DL commit or Elias Ricks or Justin Flowe.

Are we perpetually doomed to be the Last American Virgin? Can somebody I've fucking heard of commit already? Who's next? Should I start scouring the list of 3-star white guys who are LB/TE tweeners named Brendan or Kyle or Matt or Griffin or Cooper to see who our next commit might be?
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Welcome to ROMF - Royal Order of Melodramatic Fucks.
 
So if I'm reading all of this right we aren't going to get any commitments until late June so I might as well just drink bleach?
 
We’ve got to do better on the field this year than last to gain back the attention of some of the elites who won’t be making decisions until early or regular signing period.

We also have to figure out a fucking way to get the kids to start committing now who should be committing. Hatchett, Adams, Hector, Sawyer, etc.

I’m not sure what you call the opposite of momentum but whatever it is we have a fuck ton of it right now with recruiting.

Pete’s don’t commit until you’re sure you’re sure and have taken all your officials is BULLSHIT. Great, you have next to zero decommits but you also lose kids in the process due to how fucking stubborn you are dickman.

The kids you are turning off because of your bullshit are the kids that will take us from perennial pac-12 contenders to perennial CFP contenders.

Play the game the way the kids want the game played, not how you want it played.

Figure it out.

 
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Number of commits as of May 10th:

2018 class: 8
2019 class: 7
2020 class: 3

Fuck you Petersen
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UCLA has 2 commits. Nebraska has 3. USC has 3. Texas has 5. Michigan has 6. Texas A&M has 6. Even the almighty Oregon only has 7. UTAH HAS 1. I know this board demands immediate satisfaction, but let's pump the brakes because it's fucking May.
 
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Every year the TBSers freak out.

Every year he signs a better class than the last.

Bunch of dramatic bitches letting 16 year olds mind fuck you.
 
Every year the TBSers freak out.

Every year he signs a better class than the last.

Bunch of dramatic bitches letting 16 year olds mind fuck you.
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Respect the bidness model
 
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