Can I still bring my white claws and Zimas into the stadium?

DoogieMcDoogerson

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Curious if they implemented metal detectors this year. My daughter (sorry no pics), typically brings in 4-6 white claws tucked into her LuLu Lemon side pockets.

Chip off the old block.
 
Why risk it for something you can't even get buzzed on? Take a flask in.

Her and Mrs. Doogerson will have tailgated for about 4 hrs so it is more about maintaining the buzz than getting buzzed. The Topo Chico shit they sell in the stadium that you wait 30 minutes for is ass anyway.
 
I checked out their site. It doesn't appear to be anything different. More ticket lines and better variety of locals beers but that's it.
 
I get in with my gallon of lube through every game.

Just a reminder I'll be at the South Upper Deck Glory Hole during the first half, before moving to Club Husky the second half.

Goooo ...
 
Why risk it for something you can't even get buzzed on? Take a flask in.

Her and Mrs. Doogerson will have tailgated for about 4 hrs so it is more about maintaining the buzz than getting buzzed. The Topo Chico shit they sell in the stadium that you wait 30 minutes for is ass anyway.

Topo Chico hard seltzer is top notch, mainly the party brand that has margarita flavor.
 
Why risk it for something you can't even get buzzed on? Take a flask in.

Her and Mrs. Doogerson will have tailgated for about 4 hrs so it is more about maintaining the buzz than getting buzzed. The Topo Chico shit they sell in the stadium that you wait 30 minutes for is ass anyway.

Topo Chico hard seltzer is top notch, mainly the party brand that has margarita flavor.

I do like the Margarita line of Topo. The stadium sold one flavor of Topo and it was the shittiest and you had to wait in line forever.

The AD needs to go down to Eugene and see how they sell beverages there. They probably generate 10-15X the revenue because they know what they're doing. If you haven't been since Autzen started selling alcohol it is insane...
 
Why risk it for something you can't even get buzzed on? Take a flask in.

Her and Mrs. Doogerson will have tailgated for about 4 hrs so it is more about maintaining the buzz than getting buzzed. The Topo Chico shit they sell in the stadium that you wait 30 minutes for is ass anyway.

Topo Chico hard seltzer is top notch, mainly the party brand that has margarita flavor.

The cutwater canned margaritas are good and will fuck you up in a hurry.
 
Why risk it for something you can't even get buzzed on? Take a flask in.

Her and Mrs. Doogerson will have tailgated for about 4 hrs so it is more about maintaining the buzz than getting buzzed. The Topo Chico shit they sell in the stadium that you wait 30 minutes for is ass anyway.

Topo Chico hard seltzer is top notch, mainly the party brand that has margarita flavor.

The cutwater canned margaritas are good and will fuck you up in a hurry.

Sounds like the Springfield meth is fucking you up
 
Why risk it for something you can't even get buzzed on? Take a flask in.

Her and Mrs. Doogerson will have tailgated for about 4 hrs so it is more about maintaining the buzz than getting buzzed. The Topo Chico shit they sell in the stadium that you wait 30 minutes for is ass anyway.

Topo Chico hard seltzer is top notch, mainly the party brand that has margarita flavor.

The cutwater canned margaritas are good and will fuck you up in a hurry.

Sounds like the Springfield meth is fucking you up

I was at 10,000 feet so that may have contributed to it, too
 
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