Call your shot for March Madness.

[BleachedAnusDawg]

Kelvin fucked up Cuog style.

Down two you HAVE to get a bucket. 19 seconds left, plenty of time to hunt for a three to win it. But for fuck’s sake, by about 10 seconds, you’ve got to put the shoulder down and get to the rack. Maybe get a bucket or a put back or an and one.

Sampson fucked up.

Whatever "play" he drew up was clearly aborted after about 5 seconds. Panic set in and none of the guys were smart enough to just attack the hoop and get the ball on the rim or draw a foul. Worst case you miss and have to foul and get the ball back down 3 or 4 with 10 seconds left. Hell, their last 4 possessions were all turnovers. Truly pathetic.

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Kelvin fucked up Cuog style.

Down two you HAVE to get a bucket. 19 seconds left, plenty of time to hunt for a three to win it. But for fuck’s sake, by about 10 seconds, you’ve got to put the shoulder down and get to the rack. Maybe get a bucket or a put back or an and one.

Sampson fucked up.

Whatever "play" he drew up was clearly aborted after about 5 seconds. Panic set in and none of the guys were smart enough to just attack the hoop and get the ball on the rim or draw a foul. Worst case you miss and have to foul and get the ball back down 3 or 4 with 10 seconds left. Hell, their last 4 possessions were all turnovers. Truly pathetic.

You’d be hard pressed to come up with a scenario where a team did less with 20 seconds and the ball. They all acted like they wanted someone else to take the shot. Shrivel dick execution if I’ve ever seen it.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Kelvin fucked up Cuog style.

Down two you HAVE to get a bucket. 19 seconds left, plenty of time to hunt for a three to win it. But for fuck’s sake, by about 10 seconds, you’ve got to put the shoulder down and get to the rack. Maybe get a bucket or a put back or an and one.

Sampson fucked up.

Whatever "play" he drew up was clearly aborted after about 5 seconds. Panic set in and none of the guys were smart enough to just attack the hoop and get the ball on the rim or draw a foul. Worst case you miss and have to foul and get the ball back down 3 or 4 with 10 seconds left. Hell, their last 4 possessions were all turnovers. Truly pathetic.

You’d be hard pressed to come up with a scenario where a team did less with 20 seconds and the ball. They all acted like they wanted someone else to take the shot. Shrivel dick execution if I’ve ever seen it.

Mike Hopkins has entered the chat.

 

[creepycoug]

Kelvin fucked up Cuog style.

Down two you HAVE to get a bucket. 19 seconds left, plenty of time to hunt for a three to win it. But for fuck’s sake, by about 10 seconds, you’ve got to put the shoulder down and get to the rack. Maybe get a bucket or a put back or an and one.

Sampson fucked up.

Cryer never should have given up the ball. Take the fucking ball to the basket. He passed twice. Loser.

Agree. He's their best non-post player, probably best player overall, and is the guy you want taking that shot and the best guy to dribble out of trouble. That was game right there.