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TommySQC

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Danny Bender was offered by WSU three days ago. As a senior this season, the newest Cougar commit put up some big numbers, recording 74 tackles (54 solo), nine sacks, four forced fumbles and one interception.
In addition to WSU and SDSU, Bender also picked up offers from Nevada, Wyoming, Sacramento State and Northern Arizona this recruiting cycle. He's ranked two stars by Scout.com.
 
Danny Bender was offered by WSU three days ago. As a senior this season, the newest Cougar commit put up some big numbers, recording 74 tackles (54 solo), nine sacks, four forced fumbles and one interception.
In addition to WSU and SDSU, Bender also picked up offers from Nevada, Wyoming, Sacramento State and Northern Arizona this recruiting cycle. He's ranked two stars by Scout.com.

LOL. I cared about this when I thought it was 'Bama.

 
will derting was a 1 star, so this guy has a chance to be twice as good! can you feeeeeeel it?
 
Danny Bender was offered by WSU three days ago. As a senior this season, the newest Cougar commit put up some big numbers, recording 74 tackles (54 solo), nine sacks, four forced fumbles and one interception.
In addition to WSU and SDSU, Bender also picked up offers from Nevada, Wyoming, Sacramento State and Northern Arizona this recruiting cycle. He's ranked two stars by Scout.com.

Anyone who does a competent Barry Bolton headline parody is the fucking man. His Cougfarm recruiting headlines are under-appreciated because we? suck.

But holy fuck, they're funny.
 
Danny Bender was offered by WSU three days ago. As a senior this season, the newest Cougar commit put up some big numbers, recording 74 tackles (54 solo), nine sacks, four forced fumbles and one interception.
In addition to WSU and SDSU, Bender also picked up offers from Nevada, Wyoming, Sacramento State and Northern Arizona this recruiting cycle. He's ranked two stars by Scout.com.

Anyone who does a competent Barry Bolton headline parody is the fucking man. His Cougfarm recruiting headlines are under-appreciated because we? suck.

But holy fuck, they're funny.

Thank You. I was beginning to wonder if I was the only one.
 
One of Wills Dads was my Elementary School PrinceApple.

He def had a phone. My Dads would get called all the time for my shenanigans. Then when I got home, the bear, (my bigger Dad) would whip me with a garden hose.

Sniff

 
The only thing you forgot to add is, "as well as receiving heavy interest from national powers like, Oklahoma, Ohio State and USC"

= got some letters

Jennifer Lawrence is also receiving heavy interest from @TommySQC
 
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One of Wills Dads was my Elementary School PrinceApple.

He def had a phone. My Dads would get called all the time for my shenanigans. Then when I got home, the bear, (my bigger Dad) would whip me with a garden hose.

Sniff

1) You probably deserved it.

2) How many principals call kids parents from their house?

3) FYFMFE
 
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