I always figured this how it would go down if anybody ever tried to usurp Derek’s position.
@MikeDamone
You always told us anyone could challenge you --
@DerekJohnson
That's 'cause I figured nobody's do it.
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@DJDuck
smiling, starting toward Derek again.
DJD
Figured wrong, Stalin
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DEREK AND A BUNCH OF RANDOM POASTERS
DEREK
(a little desperate now)
You can't want a Quook—
@FireCohen
-- at least he's with us, Derek -- you been spending
a lot of time just poasting random YouTube videos of Koreans pulling pranks--