But how is Jake Browning a locker room cancer?
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GrundleStiltzkin
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Thanks for the Youtube chan, fam
PostGameOrangeSlices
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Not many people are talking about Gaskin due to Browning
PostGameOrangeSlices
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You can root for Browning and the DAWGS and still think he is uncharismatic and not very likeable...thus far
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I worked with a guy that was an all-Army wrestler. Probably not quite Olympic athlete level but a step down from that. He always told me that he knew who the great wrestlers and leaders were by the way the responded at a tournament when someone came up to ask them about some move.
The great ones were so good at what they did that they shared their moves. They knew they were good enough to defend against those moves and that competition made them better.
The weak ones said shit like Browning's quote.
Hippopeteamus
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Be honest. If this was a Jamis Winston or Cam Newton quote no one would care. If browning sucks this year it matters, if he doesn't no one will care.
GrundleStiltzkin
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theLSkid
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Something I thought you would find interesting about Brownstockings --
I have a friend in the Greek System at UW. OF course, he has seen and met him multiple times at parties on campus. JB is known for only drinking soda/lemonade at these events (somewhat surprising) The first three times he met JB he was very full of himself. He called it 'arrogant as fuck'. The last time he met Browning, it was different. This was after football season, it appeared as though a group of people were on the porch of the frat house around 4AM, it was Browning, Gaskin, and "some big motherfuckers", along with two UW hoopers. JB told them they called an uber and were waiting for the ride, at this point the frat invited them in and he said that JB and the other guys were quite cool and even played Pong with them. The difference in attitude? There were no girls around.
Browning must compensate for micro-doog boner by being a dickface.
That is all.
I have a friend in the Greek System at UW. OF course, he has seen and met him multiple times at parties on campus. JB is known for only drinking soda/lemonade at these events (somewhat surprising) The first three times he met JB he was very full of himself. He called it 'arrogant as fuck'. The last time he met Browning, it was different. This was after football season, it appeared as though a group of people were on the porch of the frat house around 4AM, it was Browning, Gaskin, and "some big motherfuckers", along with two UW hoopers. JB told them they called an uber and were waiting for the ride, at this point the frat invited them in and he said that JB and the other guys were quite cool and even played Pong with them. The difference in attitude? There were no girls around.
Browning must compensate for micro-doog boner by being a dickface.
That is all.
PostGameOrangeSlices
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Translation:
"Yeah, Eason and Haener and the new guys can throw the ball twice as far as me. Funny thing is though, I looked at the roster and none of these jokers has ever actually started a fucking game at UW. I'm the starter. Me. Peyton and Eli Manning didnt blow you away with athleticism or build and all that, so it's not all about fucking armstrength. Sure I mostly ignore the underlings and focus on myself. We have a fucking OC and QB coach on payroll."
"Yeah, Eason and Haener and the new guys can throw the ball twice as far as me. Funny thing is though, I looked at the roster and none of these jokers has ever actually started a fucking game at UW. I'm the starter. Me. Peyton and Eli Manning didnt blow you away with athleticism or build and all that, so it's not all about fucking armstrength. Sure I mostly ignore the underlings and focus on myself. We have a fucking OC and QB coach on payroll."
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Dennis_DeYoung
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If, in 2018, you are defending Jake: you are an enemy of the program.
Dennis_DeYoung
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Or retarded.
AuburnFan
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Auburn fans are well aware of Gaskin .... worried more about him than Browning. I think our DL shuts Browning down .... He'll start off with some success with the quick/short game stuff ... but when it's 3rd and 7 plus .... AU'd DEs will get to him. I also think the bulk of Gaskin's stats will come from the short game ... flats and screens. I don't think he'll have a lot of success between the tackles or as a Wildcat QB.
If I had a 16 inch cock how many of you would line up to suck it?
SyphilisButter
New Fish
Assuming the playcalling doesn't become panicky and slingballin' like USC 16 or many other JS specials, Gaskin will get his. He always does. Yes I'm sure Auburn DL is great. Gaskin is slippery as fuck though and will get his. I'd bet this a million times over.
