BUT HE'S A SOLDIER!!!!

[no_uh]

http://tracking.si.com/2014/01/17/kellen-winslow-jr-arrest/

 

[MisterEm]

BRB, JO

 

[puppylove_sugarsteel]

Is it illegal to pull root in your car? Fuck off lady and load your goods.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

He dont care bout no Vol

 

[BennyBeaver]

I'm for the soldiers but against beating them.

 

[MikeDamone]

No sweat pants boner = niot guilty.

 

[unfrozencaveman]

Open containers of Vaseline, smokin' Spice behind the local Target...

If a guy wants to rub one out in his vehicle I don't care, but keep the window up brah

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

brb jo in a car in the parking lot of some other "big box store" next time?

you know, to shake things up

 

[Homebrew_Dawg]

How stupid can one be? I only masturbate in my mom's basement.

I don't need no NSA surveillance, and I never shop Target. What an idiot.

 

[LevelPar]

Nothing wrong with pulling the pig.....the gal should be arrested for illegal surveillance of a professional pud whacker.

 

[PurpleJ]

Cops are such hypocrites.http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=i-sGWhh_0HY

 

[topdawgnc]

jim florentine ‏@Mrjimflorentine Jan 17

NY Jet Kellen Winslow Jr caught allegedly masturbating in a parking lot with 2 open jars of vaseline. Two jars? He must have some mule.