Bucknut Cosplay

[PurpleThrobber]

I'm going through a phase where the last 4+ years I've sat in completely different sections of the stadium, both cheap and expensive, and everybody around me annoys me to the point where I'm waiting for a seating option where you're just buried deep in a parking garage in a windowless room with a TV feed to the field, a hooker, some blow or private bar, and maybe a sleeping bag to crash out on so you can drive home the next day.
Probably get some large Tyee donations with an offering like that. "Rabies DaWg Kennel" or some branding.

Who is the least annoying type of person for you?

The 35-45 year old that is successful enough to leave his wife and kids at home, comes to the stadium on business to do copious amounts of weed and alcohol, says nothing during the game and afterwards gets a few shitposts/shit thoughts in at Big Time and then passes out at a bum-riddled hotel in Northgate and then swears he'll never come back to Seattle again as he texts his wife to tee up his next stay for the Illinois/Rutgers game.
This married boomer couple annoying me so much this game. The wife was mad at me that I put my water in the left side cup holder because I'm left handed and just didn't think about it. Doesn't want me to stand ever. They just want to sit like we're watching a movie at OMSI.
This guy my age got up and left and I saw him with some other buddies on the other side of our section where they could actually stand without being hassled.

It’s cheaper to drink left handed water at home.

 

[flatus]

I've mentioned it before but rarely a game goes by now where there's not a shitfaced really hostile fan of the opposing team in our section and if we don't plunger their team quickly they run amok and it's getting really old. Then if it's a fanbase like Oregon, Ohio State, or Michigan you have lame chants and hand signals as soon as they are 110% sure they think they're going to win but other than that are just quiet and not fun. Both are tiring.
75% of the time someone also comes to our seats and gets prickly that we're in their seats when we've had the same season tickets for 30+ years and then when we prove it they still act like we're wrong. We've even had people around us chime in pointing out we've been there forever.
Other than that I'm bitchy about never getting to cheer for a defense that can make a fucking play on third and long anymore.

 

[WoolleyDoog]

I've mentioned it before but rarely a game goes by now where there's not a shitfaced really hostile fan of the opposing team in our section and if we don't plunger their team quickly they run amok and it's getting really old. Then if it's a fanbase like Oregon, Ohio State, or Michigan you have lame chants and hand signals as soon as they are 110% sure they think they're going to win but other than that are just quiet and not fun. Both are tiring.
75% of the time someone also comes to our seats and gets prickly that we're in their seats when we've had the same season tickets for 30+ years and then when we prove it they still act like we're wrong. We've even had people around us chime in pointing out we've been there forever.
Other than that I'm bitchy about never getting to cheer for a defense that can make a fucking play on third and long anymore.

You know this is actually the vibe of a massive percentage of Duck fans. Especially the WA ones. Bucknut fans were more just a lot of road hard and put away wet types which actually reminded me of CSU fans. I was surprised people say we have a lot of transplants of them here? Seattle and LA I get the sense of Michigan and more academis types relocate here not tOSU. The ones I saw all seemed more like I would have dipped into my 401k to come here if I had one so instead I just opened up a new credit card, types.

 

[YellowSnow]

I'm going through a phase where the last 4+ years I've sat in completely different sections of the stadium, both cheap and expensive, and everybody around me annoys me to the point where I'm waiting for a seating option where you're just buried deep in a parking garage in a windowless room with a TV feed to the field, a hooker, some blow or private bar, and maybe a sleeping bag to crash out on so you can drive home the next day.
Probably get some large Tyee donations with an offering like that. "Rabies DaWg Kennel" or some branding.

Who is the least annoying type of person for you?

The 35-45 year old that is successful enough to leave his wife and kids at home, comes to the stadium on business to do copious amounts of weed and alcohol, says nothing during the game and afterwards gets a few shitposts/shit thoughts in at Big Time and then passes out at a bum-riddled hotel in Northgate and then swears he'll never come back to Seattle again as he texts his wife to tee up his next stay for the Illinois/Rutgers game.
This married boomer couple annoying me so much this game. The wife was mad at me that I put my water in the left side cup holder because I'm left handed and just didn't think about it. Doesn't want me to stand ever. They just want to sit like we're watching a movie at OMSI.
This guy my age got up and left and I saw him with some other buddies on the other side of our section where they could actually stand without being hassled.

That guy sounds poor! We take the entire family to a game and stay only at the finest 4 star hotels in non-bum riddled Bellevue!
Long 2 incomes!!

 

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@WoolleyDoog I was responding to your self-own "Other than that I'm bitchy about never getting to cheer for a defense that can make a fucking play on third and long anymore."
That, and the overall sandy vag tone of many of your passionate posts.
Truthfully, that meme gives off stronger @Joey vibes, fwiw.

 

[haie]

I'm going through a phase where the last 4+ years I've sat in completely different sections of the stadium, both cheap and expensive, and everybody around me annoys me to the point where I'm waiting for a seating option where you're just buried deep in a parking garage in a windowless room with a TV feed to the field, a hooker, some blow or private bar, and maybe a sleeping bag to crash out on so you can drive home the next day.
Probably get some large Tyee donations with an offering like that. "Rabies DaWg Kennel" or some branding.

Who is the least annoying type of person for you?

The 35-45 year old that is successful enough to leave his wife and kids at home, comes to the stadium on business to do copious amounts of weed and alcohol, says nothing during the game and afterwards gets a few shitposts/shit thoughts in at Big Time and then passes out at a bum-riddled hotel in Northgate and then swears he'll never come back to Seattle again as he texts his wife to tee up his next stay for the Illinois/Rutgers game.
This married boomer couple annoying me so much this game. The wife was mad at me that I put my water in the left side cup holder because I'm left handed and just didn't think about it. Doesn't want me to stand ever. They just want to sit like we're watching a movie at OMSI.
This guy my age got up and left and I saw him with some other buddies on the other side of our section where they could actually stand without being hassled.

That guy sounds poor! We take the entire family to a game and stay only at the finest 4 star hotels in non-bum riddled Bellevue!
Long 2 incomes!!

lol

 

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[Doogles]

You bring free agency and pay for play mercenaries, expand the playoffs, and create a have/have nots landscape to college football and that's what you're going to get.

Sounds like we should win more or relegate. The UC Davis fans were nice and humble.
Are we calling for more comportment or just win baby?

 

[haie]

Ohio State fans weren't even that bad and we should definitely try winning first so that we don't have to sit and bitch about literally everything because a dumpy L is attached to last weekend.
Big weekend for Judd here coming up. Ninja Turtle Championship on the line or however the fuck he's spinning it to his players atm.

 

[haie]

I'm going through a phase where the last 4+ years I've sat in completely different sections of the stadium, both cheap and expensive, and everybody around me annoys me to the point where I'm waiting for a seating option where you're just buried deep in a parking garage in a windowless room with a TV feed to the field, a hooker, some blow or private bar, and maybe a sleeping bag to crash out on so you can drive home the next day.
Probably get some large Tyee donations with an offering like that. "Rabies DaWg Kennel" or some branding.

Who is the least annoying type of person for you?

The 35-45 year old that is successful enough to leave his wife and kids at home, comes to the stadium on business to do copious amounts of weed and alcohol, says nothing during the game and afterwards gets a few shitposts/shit thoughts in at Big Time and then passes out at a bum-riddled hotel in Northgate and then swears he'll never come back to Seattle again as he texts his wife to tee up his next stay for the Illinois/Rutgers game.
This married boomer couple annoying me so much this game. The wife was mad at me that I put my water in the left side cup holder because I'm left handed and just didn't think about it. Doesn't want me to stand ever. They just want to sit like we're watching a movie at OMSI.
This guy my age got up and left and I saw him with some other buddies on the other side of our section where they could actually stand without being hassled.

It’s cheaper to drink left handed water at home.

You could tell that a bunch of people that didn't leave the basement for years came out to this game or come out to one big game a year and then want every single thing around them accomodated like they're in their living room.

 

[RoadDawg55]

I'm going through a phase where the last 4+ years I've sat in completely different sections of the stadium, both cheap and expensive, and everybody around me annoys me to the point where I'm waiting for a seating option where you're just buried deep in a parking garage in a windowless room with a TV feed to the field, a hooker, some blow or private bar, and maybe a sleeping bag to crash out on so you can drive home the next day.
Probably get some large Tyee donations with an offering like that. "Rabies DaWg Kennel" or some branding.

Who is the least annoying type of person for you?

The 35-45 year old that is successful enough to leave his wife and kids at home, comes to the stadium on business to do copious amounts of weed and alcohol, says nothing during the game and afterwards gets a few shitposts/shit thoughts in at Big Time and then passes out at a bum-riddled hotel in Northgate and then swears he'll never come back to Seattle again as he texts his wife to tee up his next stay for the Illinois/Rutgers game.
This married boomer couple annoying me so much this game. The wife was mad at me that I put my water in the left side cup holder because I'm left handed and just didn't think about it. Doesn't want me to stand ever. They just want to sit like we're watching a movie at OMSI.
This guy my age got up and left and I saw him with some other buddies on the other side of our section where they could actually stand without being hassled.

Pup level funny. I laughed at a couple of your posts on this thread.

 

[YellowSnow]

You bring free agency and pay for play mercenaries, expand the playoffs, and create a have/have nots landscape to college football and that's what you're going to get.

Sounds like we should win more or relegate. The UC Davis fans were nice and humble.
Are we calling for more comportment or just win baby?

I want the 90s back.